The CTA Holiday Train and Bus Schedule is hereNovember 29, 2022 | cloweYou still have time to get swept up in the Christmas spirit.
Metallica is coming to Soldier Field for two nights in 2024November 28, 2022 | cloweTwo nights of unique sets are coming to the Second City.
52,000 deer shot over the weekend, which seems like a lotNovember 28, 2022 | cloweWho knew people were this eager to hunt.
Flying just got scarier: captain suffers fatal heart attack right after takeoff at O’HareNovember 27, 2022 | cloweA heroic effort from his copilot saved the day.
Matty Healy is making out with fans on stage and your girl could be nextNovember 27, 2022 | cloweDecember 9, loyalty gets put to the test at the Aragon Ballroom.
Smokey Bear balloon surprisingly hot as f*ckNovember 27, 2022 | cloweOnly you can prevent forest fires, but only he can serve looks so bold.
Florida woman, flustered by mac & cheese instructions, now suing VelveetaNovember 27, 2022 | cloweAnother woman was brought to disappointment in 3½ minutes.
Man drinks 12 energy drinks in 10 minutes, shocked that his body literally quit on him afterwardsNovember 18, 2022 | cloweDo gamers deserve rights? This man makes a compelling argument for “no”.
Ticketmaster cancels public sale for Taylor Swift ticketsNovember 18, 2022 | cloweThe undoubted queen of pop has done what no one has done before.
Denny’s will give you free breakfast for a year if you buy this t-shirt for $5.99November 18, 2022 | cloweStreetwear has never been so valuable.
Woman works out at sporting goods store, sweats on things you want to buy, and then leavesNovember 18, 2022 | cloweJust remember, you’re a sucker if you pay for gym equipment.
Lori Lightfoot proves to be heartless, parked car caravan in bike line to get doughnutsNovember 18, 2022 | cloweCyclists continue to die, Lightfoot continues to not care.
Size queens unite: check out this big thumb and this even bigger noseNovember 17, 2022 | cloweThey’re real and they’re spectacular.
This is how much money Americans spend per dayNovember 17, 2022 | cloweLook at the big bucks on Gen X.
I don’t want to pay for my daughter’s wedding: am I a jerk?November 17, 2022 | clowe“There’s no way in hell I’m paying for the wedding.”
Is keeping texts from your ex ‘Streets’ behavior? This Crew Member thinks so.November 17, 2022 | clowe“We’ve only been dating for like a month but to me this is a red flag.”
Subway looking to sell sandwiches in vending machines, perfect for the menace in your lifeNovember 17, 2022 | cloweGrab & go Subway? Sign us up.
Dylan Cease finishes second in Cy Young voting, because White Sox fans can’t have anything niceNovember 17, 2022 | cloweAnother reason to hate the Astros.
Sam’s Club comes at Costco’s throat, lowers price of hot dog & soda comboNovember 17, 2022 | cloweSaving 12 cents could change your life.
The perfect gift for someone with a problem: Coors Light offers new nail polish that changes colors when your beer is cold enough to drinkNovember 17, 2022 | cloweThe holiday season is approaching and you will need to be drinking.
