Smokey Bear balloon surprisingly hot as f*ck

Move over Mrs. Butterworth, capitalism has given us a new character to lust over. Millions tuned into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade for family-friendly entertainment, but were instead greeted by a smut film thanks to the pulsating biceps and thicc calves from Smokey Bear’s balloon.

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