This creepy snake cat will ruin your dayMarch 16, 2023 | cloweIf it doesn’t eat you, it will eat something you love.
Listen to Fall Out Boy’s new album before it comes out at listening parties throughout the city tonightMarch 16, 2023 | clowe‘So Much (for) Stardust’ drops on March 24!
The Cure, along with the rest of us, are outraged after another Ticketmaster disasterMarch 16, 2023 | cloweQ101 will have free tickets to The Cure all day long on Thursday, March 16.
You can get discounted gas at participating Circle K locations todayMarch 16, 2023 | cloweSave some money going into the weekend!
‘Married at First Sight’ is coming to Chicago and here’s how to applyMarch 15, 2023 | cloweHere’s your chance to tie the knot on TV!
Playboy relaunches as digital publication to rival OnlyFans, promotes “elevated” and “safe” mature contentMarch 15, 2023 | cloweThis marks a drastic change for the company as they hit their platinum anniversary.
JUUL to pay Chicago nearly $24 million for marketing to underage users in lawsuitMarch 15, 2023 | cloweThe money will go towards preventing youth vaping.
Meta is laying off another 10,000 employees. Unrelated, here’s a graph of the most profitable companies in the worldMarch 15, 2023 | cloweDespite making $60,580,822 per day, the company just can’t pay people a living wage.
Female Naperville high school students built what they hope is the fastest truck in AmericaMarch 15, 2023 | cloweShop classes have come a long way from the Jean Jacket Brigade of the 1980s.
A cemetery has taken out an ad for a goose whose mate has died, and it will leave you sobbingMarch 15, 2023 | cloweEven geese can find true love.
Chicago man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because his wings contained “breast meat”March 14, 2023 | cloweTheir buffalo wings promise to be 0% buffalo.
Two banks collapse, President Biden ensures confidence in America’s financial stateMarch 13, 2023 | cloweIt is the second largest bank failure in U.S. history, behind only the 2008 failure of Washington Mutual.
The most negative fanbases, rankedMarch 13, 2023 | cloweNo one is safe from the vultures of online fandom.
Scientists have figured out exactly why we’re afraid of clownsMarch 13, 2023 | cloweIt’s not just you, the world is afraid of clowns.
Take off your tinfoil cap: train derailments are apparently way more common than you’d thinkMarch 13, 2023 | cloweMaybe things aren’t as “off the rails” as we thought…
Hidden Valley and Van Leeuwen team up for Ranch-flavored ice creamMarch 10, 2023 | cloweOh good, something no one asked for!
