Listen to Fall Out Boy’s new album before it comes out at listening parties throughout the city tonightMarch 16, 2023 | clowe‘So Much (for) Stardust’ drops on March 24!
The Cure, along with the rest of us, are outraged after another Ticketmaster disasterMarch 16, 2023 | cloweQ101 will have free tickets to The Cure all day long on Thursday, March 16.
You can get discounted gas at participating Circle K locations todayMarch 16, 2023 | cloweSave some money going into the weekend!
‘Married at First Sight’ is coming to Chicago and here’s how to applyMarch 15, 2023 | cloweHere’s your chance to tie the knot on TV!
Playboy relaunches as digital publication to rival OnlyFans, promotes “elevated” and “safe” mature contentMarch 15, 2023 | cloweThis marks a drastic change for the company as they hit their platinum anniversary.
JUUL to pay Chicago nearly $24 million for marketing to underage users in lawsuitMarch 15, 2023 | cloweThe money will go towards preventing youth vaping.
Meta is laying off another 10,000 employees. Unrelated, here’s a graph of the most profitable companies in the worldMarch 15, 2023 | cloweDespite making $60,580,822 per day, the company just can’t pay people a living wage.
Female Naperville high school students built what they hope is the fastest truck in AmericaMarch 15, 2023 | cloweShop classes have come a long way from the Jean Jacket Brigade of the 1980s.
A cemetery has taken out an ad for a goose whose mate has died, and it will leave you sobbingMarch 15, 2023 | cloweEven geese can find true love.
Chicago man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because his wings contained “breast meat”March 14, 2023 | cloweTheir buffalo wings promise to be 0% buffalo.
Two banks collapse, President Biden ensures confidence in America’s financial stateMarch 13, 2023 | cloweIt is the second largest bank failure in U.S. history, behind only the 2008 failure of Washington Mutual.
The most negative fanbases, rankedMarch 13, 2023 | cloweNo one is safe from the vultures of online fandom.
Scientists have figured out exactly why we’re afraid of clownsMarch 13, 2023 | cloweIt’s not just you, the world is afraid of clowns.
Take off your tinfoil cap: train derailments are apparently way more common than you’d thinkMarch 13, 2023 | cloweMaybe things aren’t as “off the rails” as we thought…
Hidden Valley and Van Leeuwen team up for Ranch-flavored ice creamMarch 10, 2023 | cloweOh good, something no one asked for!
This is your final warning: this weekend is Daylight Saving TimeMarch 10, 2023 | cloweIt’s time to spring forward.
