People are talking about Harvey Weinstein’s testiclesDecember 6, 2022 | cloweWeinstein may be more disgusting than we originally thought.
The creator of TGI Friday’s mozzarella sticks was sued because the sticks contain no mozzarellaDecember 6, 2022 | cloweNo justice, no cheese.
HBO Max will soon be ‘Max’ as HBO and Discovery+ combine streaming servicesDecember 6, 2022 | cloweThe Warner Media merger continues to be migraine-inducing.
Oxford goes full ‘goblin mode’, names the aforementioned term ‘word of the year’December 6, 2022 | cloweWe’re going full goblin next year.
You’re touching poop every time you go to the grocery storeDecember 6, 2022 | cloweLife is a miserable simulation.
Watch this rare footage of the White Stripes crushing at the Empty Bottle in 2000December 5, 2022 | clowe22 years ago, a little band blew the roof off of The Empty Bottle.
Mom yeets a raccoon into orbit to save her daughter from being attackedDecember 5, 2022 | cloweTo yeet is to launch, dart, or discard at a high velocity.
Pot hole finally filled in Canaryville after a five year battleDecember 5, 2022 | cloweOne down, five hundred million to go.
Air guitar champion falls overboard cruise ship, just as all great rockstars have dreamed ofDecember 5, 2022 | cloweHow can you survive your rock & roll lifestyle?
Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster over Taylor Swift ticketsDecember 5, 2022 | cloweSwifties vs. the Supreme Court will one day be read about in high school textbooks.
Drew Brees was struck by lightning while filming a commercialDecember 2, 2022 | cloweThe future-Hall of Famer was struck while filming a commercial.
Chicago is looking for the fastest kid, which we promise isn’t sketchyDecember 2, 2022 | cloweWe can’t guarantee this isn’t a government surveillance program.
You’re supposed to be mixing milk in with your PepsiDecember 2, 2022 | cloweLindsay Lohan is begging you to do this.
Tinley Park house has way too many damn Christmas lightsDecember 2, 2022 | cloweBeing a bad neighbor isn’t very holly or jolly.
“I like Hitler” says the artist formerly known as Kanye WestDecember 2, 2022 | cloweAlex Jones tries, fails, to be the voice of reason.
Casey Anthony dances on stage with Steel Panther, has controversial Peacock documentary dropDecember 2, 2022 | cloweFor a depressed mother, she seems to be living her best life.
A 72-year-old woman was arrested after she shut off her roommate’s ventilator because it annoyed herDecember 2, 2022 | cloweThe most annoying sound in the world leads to an unfortunate death.
