Your nurses are probably saying mean things about you behind your backDecember 12, 2022 | clowe“Service with a smile” is a foreign concept to these nurses.
Police seize 128 stolen catalytic converters in chop shop bustDecember 12, 2022 | cloweThe stolen property was found in a private residence.
Don’t be alarmed but this man gets off by having his privates run over with a truckDecember 12, 2022 | cloweWe’ve never seen this before.
Legendary sword swallower hospitalized after slashing abdomen, piercing liverDecember 9, 2022 | cloweIt’s hard to feel bad for a man who puts sharp things down his throat.
Chicago art school strips Ye of honorary degreeDecember 9, 2022 | cloweMore bad news for the once-most celebrated Chicago rapper.
The average Chicagoan spends $1,500 on Christmas presentsDecember 9, 2022 | cloweTurns out we live with a bunch of rich asses.
Sex toys passed out at Lincoln Park private schoolDecember 9, 2022 | cloweThe school is backing their educator, for now.
The Olive Garden manager that asked to see your dead dog has been firedDecember 9, 2022 | cloweOlive Garden confirmed that he is no longer there, thus no longer family.
BREAKING: Brittney Griner released from RussiaDecember 8, 2022 | clowePresident Biden confirms she is on a plane home.
Man arrested after stealing $1,300 worth of toothbrushes, which is way too many toothbrushesDecember 8, 2022 | cloweWhat was he planning on doing with those?
You can now buy a house with urinals in the kitchen on ZillowDecember 8, 2022 | cloweDreams do come true.
Willson Contreras spits in the face of Chicago, agrees to five-year, $87.5 million dollar deal with the CardinalsDecember 8, 2022 | cloweLoyalty is a thing of the past.
These are the three days that you’re most likely to have a heart attackDecember 8, 2022 | cloweChristmas may not be so jolly this year.
If your dog dies, you need to show it to this Olive Garden managerDecember 8, 2022 | clowe“From now on, if you call off, you might as well go out and look for another job.”
Illinois minimum wage set to increase on January 1, 2023December 7, 2022 | cloweSkeptics are worried that this minimal increase in pay might lead to working class people being able to live a more comfortable lifestyle.
Lady who tattooed her eyeballs now going blindDecember 7, 2022 | cloweThis after the woman whom she copied went blind. Weird.
Chicago is full of perverts, people who prefer baths to showersDecember 7, 2022 | cloweMost of the country is more demented than we thought.
Chicago named “the 2nd best downtown” in AmericaDecember 7, 2022 | cloweThe greatest city in the world doesn’t get the credit that it deserves.
Chicago traffic is worse than it was before the pandemicDecember 7, 2022 | cloweFeeling miserable on the road? Here’s why.
