Bad NeighborsJune 28, 2021 | jnettlebeckTurning up the cold air is actually one of the hottest things you can do.
If You Wear Flip Flops, You Need to Know ThisJune 28, 2021 | jnettlebeckThis can keep you out of the emergency room.
Lifelong New Yorker Bewildered By the Fact That Chicago Is Actually Very NiceJune 28, 2021 | jnettlebeckChicagoans, we’re people too!
Tour de France Crash is the Funniest Thing You’ll See TodayJune 28, 2021 | jnettlebeckOne cardboard sign caused a million problems.
R.I.P. Lake Shore Drive: Chicago Spends Time, Energy Doing Something That No One Asked ForJune 28, 2021 | jnettlebeckA Chicago landmark is gone.
All-Girls Baseball Team in Humboldt Park Prove Themselves Against the BoysJune 28, 2021 | jnettlebeckUnder the gaze of Chance the Snapper, this baseball team inspires all.
Firefighters Had to Use the Jaws of Life to Rescue a Teenager From a Clothing Store Fitting RoomJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckOpen up the malls, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Navy Pier Won’t Have Fireworks On the FourthJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckFreedom will be on hold for another year.
Air Guitar Championships Come to Subterranean This WeekendJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckOne of boredom’s greatest inventions comes to Wicker Park.
Posing With These Specific Cars Could Drastically Help Your Dating ProfileJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckShocking: Tesla’s can help you meet women.
This Simple Test Reveals if Your Mental Images Are More Vivid Than Other People’sJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckOpen your third eye.
Subway’s Tuna Sandwich Contains “No Tuna DNA”June 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckWe don’t know what the actual tuna is made out of, but trust us, you have nothing to worry about.
Bears Approved to Build Stadium In Arlington HeightsJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckThe legacy of Soldier Field could die very soon.
Relationship Court: Hall PassJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckDante the Palates Instructor is also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl.
Emergency Crews Rescue Drowning Woman, Only to Learn It Was a Sex DollJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckOne giddy fireman offered to provide CPR to the doll.
We Must Revoke This Woman’s License At All CostsJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckFar and away, the worst driver we’ve ever seen.
Whose Karen Is It?June 23, 2021 | jnettlebeck“I’ve made multiple written complaints about the Karen slander you continue to do on your radio station.
A Little Bit of Toe Sucking Goes A Long WayJune 23, 2021 | jnettlebeckCan’t knock it until you try it, right?
Cocky Game Show Contest Gets Brutally Owned By His Own StupidityJune 23, 2021 | jnettlebeckInstant karma tastes better than IKEA’s meatballs.
