Back in my day, a 14-8 record with a 2.20 ERA was good enough to earn you the title of being the best pitcher in baseball. The MLB has yet again launched a conspiracy against the South Siders, as Dylan Cease, who finished with the statistics listed above this season, fell short of being named AL Cy Young to Kate Upton’s husband.
This should only be the beginning for Cease. The 26-year-old hurler will head into arbitration this offseason and I feel very uneasy about it because that seems like something that the White Sox will screw up.
Where were you when the first show in the Wholesale Wars of 2022 shot was fired? Sam’s Club has launched an attack on Costco, lowering the price of their hot dog & soda combination down from $1.50 to $1.38. This has been the only thing Brian has been able to think about since the announcement was made. His loyalty is being tested. His face is no longer being stuffed. He doesn’t know what to do.
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The indoor portion of The Salt Shed is scheduled to open its doors in February 2023 and the venue just announced a number of must-see shows in the coming months. Tove Lo kicks off the festivities on Friday February 17, with bands like Placebo, Third Eye Blind, and Hippo Campus following suit in the coming months. The full lineup, as it stands now, is:
Fri. Feb. 17, 2023 — Tove Lo w/ Slayyyter
Sat. Feb. 18, 2023 — Big Gigantic
Fri. Feb 24, 2023 — Viagra Boys
Sat. Mar. 4, 2023 — Elle King w/ The Red Clay Strays
Fri. Mar. 10, 2023 — Iggy Pop
Sat. Mar. 18, 2023 — The Roots
Sat. Apr. 1, 2023 — Third Eye Blind
Fri. Apr. 21, 2023 — Placebo w/ Deap Vally
Sat. Apr. 22, 2023 — Bikini Kill
Sun. Apr. 23, 2023 — Nils Frahm
Fri. Mar. 3, 2023 — Gordo
Fri. May 5, 2023 — The Flaming Lips
Sun. May 7, 2023 — Fever Ray
Thu. May 11, 2023 — The Wood Brothers w/ Shovels & Rope
Wed. May 24, 2023 — Hippo Campus w/ Gus Dapperton
Thu. Jun. 8, 2023 — Tyler Childers w/ Marcus King & Miles Miller
Sun. Jun. 11, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Mon. Jun. 12, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Tue. Jun. 13, 2023 — King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Sat. Jul. 1, 2023 — The Hold Steady / The Mountain Goats w/ Dillinger Four
Sat. Jul. 22, 2023 — First Aid Kit w/ The Weather Station
Three men, including one who has dressed as a postal worker, pulled off a heist on the southwest side. The FBI said three men, all armed with handguns, came into the bank, demanding money, and tied up the bank employees. No one was hurt, and it was unclear how much money was stolen.
All three robbers also wore masks, and fled the scene in a car.
Given the unrelenting persistence of COVID-19, inflation, and at times what seems like a country teetering on the brink of existence, Americans are having a tough time finding joy in the little things. The fine folks at Statista have polled Americans over what they’re most stressed out about, and things are not looking good for us.
It’s never good when you ask a number of people what’s stressing them out in their country and they respond with “the future of the country”.
What are you stressed out about right now? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Brian, Ali, & Justin are always on the hunt for new music, and they’ve made no greater discovery this year than the five-piece punk outlet from Baltimore, otherwise known as Turnstile. After Case the Producer spent months hounding them to listen to 2021’s “Glow On”, the gang finally did and they have been obsessed ever since.
After a decade of relentless touring, Turnstile has finally been acknowledged by The Powers That Be. The punk band joins the likes of MGK, The Black Keys, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who also garnered nominations in the rock and alternative formats.
Best Rock Performance Beck – Old Man The Black Keys – Wild Child Brandi Carlile – Broken Horses Bryan Adams – So Happy It Hurts Idles – Crawl! Ozzy Osbourne Featuring Jeff Beck – Patient Number 9 Turnstile – Holiday
Best Metal Performance Ghost – Call Me Little Sunshine Megadeth – We’ll Be Back Muse – Kill or Be Killed Ozzy Osbourne Featuring Tony Iommi – Degradation Rules Turnstile – Blackout
Best Rock Song Brandi Carlile – Broken Horses Ozzy Osbourne Featuring Jeff Beck – Patient Number 9 Red Hot Chili Peppers – Black Summer Turnstile – Blackout The War on Drugs – Harmonia’s Dream
Best Rock Album The Black Keys – Dropout Boogie Elvis Costello & The Imposters – The Boy Named If Idles – Crawler Machine Gun Kelly – Mainstream Sellout Ozzy Osbourne – Patient Number 9 Spoon – Lucifer on the Sofa
Best Alternative Music Performance Arctic Monkeys – There’d Better Be a Mirrorball Big Thief – Certainty Florence and the Machine – King Wet Leg – Chaise Lounge Yeah Yeah Yeahs Featuring Perfume Genius – Spitting Off the Edge of the World
Best Alternative Music Album Arcade Fire – WE Big Thief – Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You Björk – Fossora Wet Leg – Wet Leg Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Cool It Down
Teachers are making such little money that they are turning to OnlyFans. Thank God.
While the fine folks at Q101 believe in paying educators more, we are also very, very sex positive and we are all about these Arizona teachers that not only have an OnlyFans account, but got it on in their classroom. Using the alias “Khloe Karter,” Thunderbolt Middle School science teacher Samantha Peer uploaded the X-rated videos for her OnlyFans page, which her students found and shared among themselves.
After the teachers were dismissed, they released this statement.
While the OnlyFans account is currently inactive, you can find it here, in case it ever pops back online.
Let us all take a moment of silence to respect the greatest band of a generation. After decades and decades of simply crushing it, Chad Kroeger and his boys are finally receiving the highest honor a band can receive – getting inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame. This is something that every little boy dreams about when they pick up their first Fischer Price guitar.
How will you be celebrating this glorious occasion. The conversation lives on Facebook!
Over the weekend, two historic military planes collided with one another at a World War II-themed Dallas airshow. The crash occurred around 1:20 p.m. Saturday, when the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress and a Bell P-63 Kingcobra collided at the Wings Over Dallas Airshow at Dallas Executive Airport. Video of the crash quickly circulated online.
Terrible situation. Two planes collide during an Air Show at Dallas Executive Airportpic.twitter.com/fyJ0AIjdAr
Justin Fields is doing what no man – and more importantly, no Bear – has done before. The second-year quarterback is finding plenty of space to etch his name into the history books as for the second week in a row, he’s rushed for over 100 yards. His 60+ yard scramble into the endzone makes him the first quarterback in the Super Bowl era to have two rushing TD’s over 60 yards in the same season.
This is all to say that the Bears suffered a humiliating 31-30 loss to the Detroit Lions after a missed Cairo Santos extra point opened the door for a last-second Lions win.
The Bears now sit at the bottom of their division with a 3-7 record, far worse than Brian predicted, but far better than most smart people thought they were going to do.
If you are thinking about chomping down on a Caniac Combo at the Southlake Mall in Hobart, think again. After months of construction and over a million dollars spent on the famed chicken-only joint that is slowly invading the midwest, Cane’s were notified by the mall that McDonald’s has “exclusive rights to sell chicken at the shopping center located next to Southlake Mall.”
“Incredibly, Defendants did not tell Raising Cane’s it would be unable to sell its chicken fingers at the Shopping Center until nearly eight months after watching Raising Cane’s spend nearly a year of time and over a million dollars to develop its new restaurant,” the lawsuit said.
This is a loss not only to the mall, but all of Lake County, as now their chances of sucking down some succulent Texas Toast are slimmer than ever before. Thoughts and prayers to you, Hobart.
If you’re on a Southwest flight, chances are you’re not in a good mood. A half hour into takeoff, you’re going to be sweaty and sticking to a leather seat that hasn’t been washed with more than a wet wipe in years. For Emily Kauai, those sticky-ass seats were made even worse by a manspreader that invaded her bubble.
It’s hard to believe TSA let him through with all of that heat he was packing.
Is this too far of a spread, or is she complaining too much? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Has inflation really affected people’s wallets? The answer is hell yes. You know it’s bad when someone pawns a coffin. Pasternack’s Pawnshop in Aurora recently acquired one. The owner Scott said more and more people are pawning at a record pace. One customer, who chose to remain anonymous, said that they’ve been in once a month to pawn personal items, instead of just once a year. Times are tough when gas prices are high, everything else is high too! “Our loans have gone through the roof with the economy being much lower and people needing more money,” Pasternack said. They’ve even seen a lot more white-collar customers these past few months. The National Pawnbrokers Association said the average amount people will borrow is about $150, and 85% pay that money back with interest and usually get their goods back.
The coffin is still there for a cool $499.00 if you’re in the market for a slightly used coffin, yikes.
A pumpkin-headed creature peeks out from a coffin in the barn from a Halloween gone by
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