This vodka will not sanitize your hands

With fears over the global outbreak of the Corona virus and shortages on hand sanitizer, many people have gone to different means to keep their hands clean to avoid the germs but a vodka company has to come out to tell people that their booze will not do the trick. Tito’s Vodka has made many kicking drink, but the distillery has stomped online chatter out about using their popular vodka to clean your hands with a responsible series of posts on social media.

You have to have 60-70% alcohol content to kill a virus or germs on your hands.

Queued Up Playlist 3/8

HOUR 1
Powfu Death Bed
Declan McKenna Beautiful Faces
Phantogram In A Spiral
Dan Luke and the Raid Fool
King Princess Ohio
Kennyhoopla How Will I Rest in Peace if Im Buried By a Highway
Bombay Bicycle Club Everything Else Has Gone Wrong
Mac Miller Good News
The Strokes Bad Decisions
The 1975 Me and You Together Song
Goody Grace Scumbag
Glass Animals Your Love (deja vu)
Pinegrove Phase
Girl in Red Bad Idea
EOB Shangri La
HOUR 2
Ashe Moral of the Story
Michigander Misery
070 Shake Guilty Conscience
Airborne Toxic Event Come On Out
Tame Impala Lost in Yesterday
Joji Run
Best Coast Everything Has Changed
DMA’s Silver
Finneas Lets Fall In Love For The Night
Billie Eilish No Time to Die
Two Feet You
Post Animal Safe or Not
Tennis Need Your Love
Cold War Kids Who’s Gonna Love Me Now
Wolf Parade Against the Day
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Uber opens permanent indoor waiting lounge at the United Center.

The first of its kind at any sports arena or concert venue, Uber has opened the first permanent indoor drop-off and waiting area — and it’s right here at the United Center.

Getting out of Chicago winter weather is enough of a bonus for me, but it turns out the Uber Zone has room for about 1,000 patrons, is temperature controlled, and yes — you will be able to charge your dying mobile devices while you wait for your ride.

For more details, like — how your driver will find you —  the Chicago Sun-Times has you covered.  And scroll down — we have you covered for upcoming shows at the United Center that you might be interested in.  — [eric] 

 

3.8.2020 Alt_Backspace

Hour 1

  • Radiohead – Paranoid Android
  • The Smiths – Bigmouth Strikes Again
  • Len – Steal My Sunshine
  • Pearl Jam – Rearviewmirror
  • Suzanne Vega – Luka
  • Blur – There’s No Other Way
  • Elastica – Stutter
  • Love And Rockets – So Alive
  • Sponge – Molly
  • Face To Face – Disconnected
  • The Prodigy – Breathe
  • The Pretenders – Message Of Love
  • Barenaked Ladies – One Week

Hour 2

  • Social Distortion – I Was Wrong
  • Talking Heads – And She Was
  • Catherine Wheel – Crank
  • Beck – Devil’s Haircut
  • Devo – Freedom Of Choice
  • Dinosaur Jr. – Feel The Pain
  • The Breeders – Divine Hammer
  • When In Rome – The Promise
  • Nirvana – Sliver
  • Buck-O-Nine – My Town
  • Foo Fighters – Monkey Wrench
  • Crowded House – Don’t Dream It’s Over
  • Rancid – Ruby Soho

Debbie Downer returns to crush our collective vibes

She’s back to remind us how bad the Corona virus and everything else around us is. Second City vet Rachel Dratch made a surprise return to ‘Saturday Night Live’ this week as the forever buzzkill Debbie Downer in this must-see sketch with dark jokes about all the bad things that you should not bring up at a friend’s wedding.

From 2004, here is the all-time best ‘Debbie’ sketch with several performers cracking up, unable to maintain their performance, and the general energy of playfulness leaping off the screen, It’s been seen over 10 million times on YouTube so you know it’s good.

Linkin Park seeking fan photos, keepsakes for “Hybrid Theory” anniversary.

Linkin Park will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of Hybrid Theory this year — and they are hoping you can help them celebrate.

From the post:  “This year we are celebrating the 20th anniversary of HYBRID THEORY. We have some special things planned throughout the year and want you to be a part of it.  We’re looking for photos, videos, ticket stubs, merch, flyers, souvenirs and anything else you collected from the early days of the band in the late 90’s through the HYBRID THEORY era of 2000-2002. Some great examples include (but are not limited to) live concert footage and photos, pictures of band members and signed goodies from LPU meet and greets.”

If you have something to share, feel free to do it here.  — [eric]

Christian Bale joins ‘Thor: Love & Thunder’ as a villain

When he played a very compelling version of Batman in the ‘Dark Knight’ trilogy, the theory he was a hero who could become a villain well now Christian Bale is about do just that. According to a report this week by ComingSoon.net. the beloved actor will take on an unknown villainous role in the next Marvel film, ‘Thor: Love & Thunder’. Fan speculation at the moment has Bale assuming the role of  Balder the Brave but it has yet to be confirmed. Actress Tessa Thompson who play Valkyrie, says her character will face Bale’s character in some conflict. Christ Hemsworth returns as Thor with Natalie Portman playing Jane who now wields the mighty Mjolnir hammer.

The film is set to hit theaters in November 2021.

Fandom breaks down all the possibilities for how this could all affect the phase of the MCU.

Kids in the Hall are coming back

One of the most celebrated sketch comedy shows of all time is coming back …to CRUSH YOUR HEAD! If you are fan of alternative comedy or anything funny imported from Canada, then you love to learn that Kids in the Hall are set to return to television with Deadline reporting this week that Amazon Prime will bring the show back for an 8 episode run. ‘Saturday Night Live’ producer Lorne Michaels will help bring it all together.

In May of last year, the Kids were honored at the Canadian Screen Awards honored the cast for their comedic accomplishments and teased the idea of getting the gang back together.

Their odd, hilarious, and influential TV show that ran on HBO and CBS from 1988 to 1994, are getting back together. In 1996, the group released the wildly weird movie ‘Brain Candy’ which satirized antidepressants. In 2010, they did a short-run series called ‘Death Comes to Town’ on CBC up north. Many new fans discovered the whacked out KITH  later discover the show in reruns on Comedy Central, DVD, and the internet. They have toured their live show on and off over years including well-received shows at the Chicago Theater in 2014

Here are 5 must-see sketches for those unfamiliar or very familiar with the Kids.

You can get drunk and embarrass yourself or you can do it this way….which is also embarrassing.

Maybe one of the most well-known reoccurring sketches from KITH was this odd man who would close one eye and focus his vision to ‘crush’ people with his fingers. It’s ridiculous but it’s the calling card of the show.

Canadians have always had a good knack for making fun of the foibles of Americans. This bit perfectly makes fun of things that are maybe not that important.

Do you anyone named Dave? Well you can share this with them.

Some kids are very annoying and know how to pester you with so many questions, and then there is Gavin.

Health officials warn not to touch your face while they touch their faces

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE

*almost instantly touches their own face*

Here is a hilarious montage of health officials touching their faces while preaching to people that touching their face will surely destroy humankind.

Who can you trust?

No one . not even yourself, not even the health officials.

Just kidding, you should probably listen to them, and wash your hands.

Have you ever mixed your sister up with your wife?

Have you ever mixed up your sister and your wife in front of thousands of people while also being broadcast on national television? No?

Yeah, that makes sense, but Joe Biden, unfortunately, can’t say the same.

Stage right stage left, it’s all so confusing. Can you blame Biden for the mix-up?

Thank god he only reached for her hand!

Bill Clinton claims Monica Lewinsky mouth party was a form of stress release

In a new Hulu series about Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton opens up about his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

He says he feels bad that his actions shaped the rest of her life and career.

The best part, however, was his claim that fooling around with Lewinsky was his form of stress management.

Bill, couldn’t you have tried like… I don’t know, reading a book, going for a walk, not cheat on your wife like the rest of us?

It is baller that Hillary made him tell their daughter about the affair. Imagine what that conversation was like.

Yikes!

Record Store Day 2020 Releases

As more people get into vinyl records, the annual Record Store Day will send many people to their local record store to seek out the limited run exclusive releases on April 18th. It’s worth noting that some of these special vinyl releases will only be available in very limited supply. Spin reports that box sets and cassettes are also a part of the one-day offerings.

Some beloved names in the alternative music world including Billie Eilish, David Bowie, Biffy Clyro, the Cure, Grouplove, and The Ramones. Some specific records to seek out include My Chemical Romance  ‘Life on the Murder Scene’ live album and the Black Keys ‘Let’s Rock’ on two 180-gram vinyl discs with a deluxe holographic gatefold jacket.

Here is the full official list from Record Store Day’s official website.

This guy goes viral after getting a terrible haircut

Viral Twitter sensation Chase Lyons wanted to share his fresh cut with all of his followers the other day. It’s not a strong look for his local Supercuts.

He was able to get the funny out of a bad haircut, which is respectable, but then his followers took it to the next level.

WHYYYYYY!!!

That might be the best reaction I’ve ever heard!

 

James Bond ‘No Time To Die’ delayed due to Corona virus

Variety reported this week that the next James Bond film ‘No Time To Die’ has been delayed to a November release due to concerns over the global outbreak of corona virus. The film which stars Daniel Craig was scheduled for an international release on April 2nd and a U.S. release on April 10th but due to so many theaters being closed in major movie-consuming countries like South Korea, Italy and others dealing with a lot of theater closures, the spring time release for the blockbuster franchise just did not seem feasible. You can catch the movie in theaters on November 25, 2020.

The film produced by MGM and Eon Studios cost a report $200 million to produce and even more money just to market. so maybe waiting for a time when getting people out to a theater without restrictions is a good business idea. Remember even if you don’t like Bond movies, this a massive series for worldwide movie audiences.