Justin’s tribute to Bille Eilish

Billie Eilish delivered a powerful message at her show in Miami a few days ago.

 

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holy duck this was so powerful i cannot even begin to describe oh mygod

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Justin was so inspired by her touching video that he decided to make his own to share with the world.

Did you see Billie Eilish’s surprising moment in Miami? Here’s Justin’s tribute to that.

#BillieEilish

Posted by 101 WKQX on Wednesday, March 11, 2020

See, love yourself.

Hugs and Kisses <3

– Brian, Ali, and Justin

Billie Eilish Delivers Powerful Speech Against Body Shaming

It must be really weird and intense to be the biggest artist in the world and barely old enough to buy a lottery ticket. And imagine being the voice of an entire generation while you are in the middle of growing up.  So far Billie Eilish seems to have passed every test when it comes to handling all that, and at a recent concert she aired a video with a powerful message against body shaming.  She rules. Check it out below for yourself, and make sure you find a way in to the United Center on March 24th to see her yourself if you can!

 

 

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Chicago St. Patrick’s Day parade canceled

Chicago’s downtown St. Patrick’s Day celebration and parade have been canceled this weekend amid coronavirus concerns. Parade officials made the announcement Wednesday, saying the parade is now canceled for Saturday. For more info, check out the official parade website here.

How to keep cats off the counter

Why do cats hate tin foil? What about it scares them?

Don’t they know how useful it is!

Well if your furry friend won’t stay off the counter you can try putting down some tin foil to keep them away.

HAHA! Dumb cat!

I’m sorry. I’m sure that is a perfectly nice cat.

But at least they’ll stay off those dang counters!

Does this count as a birdie?

That bird left all he had out there on the links. Now that is dedication to the game.

I think the law is that this golfer gets to keep the bird right?

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Posted by Bleacher Report on Tuesday, March 10, 2020

 

There’s a 0% chance that I wouldn’t stuff this bird and hang it on the wall as a trophy.

A birdie is a birdie, right? He has to mark that down on his score sheet!

Don’t do this to stay healthy

As COVID-19 spreads throughout the world, so does fear. So these parents are taking extra precautions to try and stay healthy.

However, some of their practices are really… interesting.

Now that is a hazmat suit!

It’s a little holy, and her nose is exposed, but at least her heart is in it!

Make sure to wash your hands and wipe down your kids.

You Can Get Paid $1,000 to Watch March Madness

It’s time to get paid to watch March Madness.  And not the usual way you get paid to watch:  Watching basketball when you’re technically on the clock at work.

CableTV.com is offering to pay someone $1,000 to sit around watching March Madness this year.  You’ll need to watch 40 hours of games and post about it on social media, but hey, you’re getting paid to watch basketball.

If you’re interested, applications are due tomorrow night.

(Thrillist)

 

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The dating app for guys with small junk!

Have a small dong?

It’s ok my friend. There’s now a European dating website built (small) just for you. People can join anonymously if you’re 5.5 inches or smaller.

The dating app for men who lack length, but got a whole bunch heart!
Check out their commercial here

Who would sign up for this?

Just buy a big red truck and a woman will know anyway…

What happened to this rooster?

This rooster will surely wake you up in the morning. No doubt.

He could also be a tornado siren, or maybe a broken fire alarm.

He reminds me of those rubber chicken videos that went viral a few years back.

I’m sure the rooster is fine, but I’m no rooster expert so don’t quote me on that.

This grandma is sick of it on her 94th birthday

94 years is definitely something to celebrate unless you’re this grandma.

Grandma has had enough!

She doesn’t care if it’s her birthday! She just wants to go take a nap and watch her shows.

This is either the funniest grandmother out there, or this is just a super depressing video.

I’m praying it’s that first option.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!!!

New video from Grouplove!

Grouplove just released a video for another song off their upcoming album Healer, out 3/13.  Watch the video for Youth and scroll down for info on their next Chicagoland show!

Grouplove are playing our next Courtesy Concert – a FREE show 21+ all thanks to Coors Light!  The show is first come, first served at Durty Nellies April 7th, and you can enter to win guaranteed entry passes HERE!

See you there!

<3 Lauren

The darkest children’s TV episode ever

Prepare yourself for the darkest children’s TV show ever.

In the early days of Thomas the Tank Engine, a lying train named Henry was forced to pay the ultimate price for his transgressions. He was essentially buried alive, forced to live out his last days watching helplessly as well-behaving trains zipped by with big smiles plastered onto their smug train faces.

Imagine the horror when Henry was told, “We shall take away your rails and leave you here for always and always and always.” That’s when the “Fat Controller” and his minions built a brick wall to entomb Henry in a tunnel. Shortly thereafter, “his fire had gone out.” And then, the narration: “I think he deserved his punishment… don’t you?” Um, nope. Holy crap. NOPE.

This episode has everything. Pathos. Drama. Suspense. The promise of terrifying children into correcting bad behavior. Check it out:

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Road rage never pays

Here is a case of instant karma at its best.

This jerk had a case of road rage and decided to shout at another car on the highway.

Little did he know, there were other cars on the road!

I just feel bad for the innocent person who was just sitting there.

At least there’s a video for that insurance $$$$moneyyyyyyy$$$$.

Costco samples are no more

It is a sad day for humankind.

What kind of world is it where a person can’t walk into a Costco and fill up entirely on samples.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS NOW!?!?!?!

Because of fears over the spread of coronavirus, Costco will be suspending their free samples until further notice.

 

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😭😷Just got word, one of our followers is a sample person for CDS which is Costco’s vendor who does all the food samples and looks like they will not be serving samples for the foreseeable future. Not sure if this is immediate and will effect all stores or will be a store by store basis. . 😍The good side is that Costco is allowing CDS workers to work at the warehouses in various other capacities until samples start up again!! This was inevitable with the #coronavirus picking up steam in the US + the recent crazy crowds at Costco stores! #washyourhands #costcodeals #costcosamples #costco . 🙌If anyone can confirm that it’s a nationwide or worldwide sample suspension, DM or let us know in the comments below!

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There is no word on if the samples will come back, all we know is if you head into your local Costco… no samples.

On the bright side, this could be Sams Club’s time to shine.

Matchbox rally racing is super cool

Toy car racing might be the newest, most electric sport out there.

With sports betting on the horizon here in Chicago, I know exactly what my money is going to be placed on.

Is it a little nerdy to recreate an entire rally course for toy cars?

No, absolutely not. This is the coolest thing ever.