Okay, maybe the pop star didn’t directly reach out to Disturbed for a collaboration, but that didn’t stop this man from heading into his music laboratory and mixing the two elements together.
@mrprofessor318Thank you to Oneboredjeu for this sound! Check the comments for the YT link! #fyp #featuremeeee #mashup #edsheeran #disturbed #rock #pop #BeGreat
You know what, this doesn’t sound too bad. We can get down with his sickness. Props to this man for not being afraid to experiment.
A man in Florida was arrested over the weekend for possession of heroin after he was pulled over near his home. When confronted with the drug, the perpetrator simply noted that it was a chocolate Laxative, as heroin can look someone like chocolate (I hear it can be almost as addictive, too). The officer booked him not only for the heroin, but for a number of other drug-related charges based on what was found in the vehicle.
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This excuse did not work, but it was a good try. What’s the best excuse you’ve used to get out of trouble? Let us know on Facebook.
Are we really sure 2021 is going to be better than 2020? As of this week, Netflix and one other major studio have penned the rights to get a movie made about this developing news story. Finance bros invading the silver screen is bound to happen every so often, but there is a special alpha brain feeling that I get when I think about a movie based on the GameStop stock scandal of 2021. If you thought the guys from Entourage were too classy, this is going to be the movie for you.
The most interesting part about this project is going to be which brave Hollywood actor will eat himself silly to put on weight to become a real life Redditor. We salute whoever decides to fall on that sword.
*rubs temples*
The world’s richest, and subsequently most annoying man, is at it again. Musk was shouting into the void on a private social media app, Clubhouse, when he noted that he has a monkey that he can play video games with. He called it a “FitBit for the skull” and noted that they monkey can’t do it unless he’s totally happy.
Obviously this man is built different, but we didn’t expect monkey mind control to be on the list of things he could do.
It raises the question though, what’s the weirdest thing that you’ve seen, that no one else has seen? What’s your “you had to be there!” moment? Let us know on Facebook.
We’ve got trouble in paradise on this week’s Relationship Court.
Unfortunately, we’ve probably all been in this situation or know someone that’s been in this situation before. What’s the best way to go about this? Interact with us on Facebook and let us know.
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Dustin Diamond Dead at 44 After Battle with Stage 4 Lung Cancer https://t.co/ICLNmnyDbc
— TMZ (@TMZ) February 1, 2021
Getting so much snow dumped on us over the weekend calls for extra vigilance on the roads, you never know when someone might be out here street skiing… (Please don’t try this) <3 Lauren
What should the soundtrack be for this new tik tok trend? #chicagostreetskiing <3 @laurenoneil
(P.S. please don't try this) https://t.co/GppqH3clDu— 101WKQX (@101WKQX) February 1, 2021
Bridgeport creatures pic.twitter.com/qEiITXxA4J
— CHICAGOCREATURES (@CHICAGOCREATUR1) January 31, 2021
WINTER IS FUN IN CHICAGO ALL OF A SUDDEN pic.twitter.com/6Xc0kYlI34
— CHICAGOCREATURES (@CHICAGOCREATUR1) January 31, 2021
Well, it wasn’t as weird as what Kanye did last year, but it’s still objectively weird that as the closing credits of Saturday Night Live were rolling over the weekend, musical guest Machine Gun Kelly decided that he would pick up Pete Davidson. Why MGK decided to hoist up the BDE King, we don’t know. What we do know, however, is that they lost their balance and the Ohio-born rapper sent Davidson flying off the stage.
S46 E10: Pete Davidson and @machinegunkelly fall off of #SNL home base for the 1st time pic.twitter.com/esvTo1Crkr
— SNL Stats (@snlstats) January 31, 2021
This is not the first time MGK has gotten physical, as he was once powerbombed off the stage of WWE’s Raw. Perhaps the rapper was staking his claim as the #1 contender for Davidson’s BDE Heavyweight Title? We have no idea why this happened, but it is certainly one of the most interesting things to happen on SNL this season.
You probably clicked on this link thinking that it was going to be a video of a young red-headed boy getting into a fight and because we’re mean, we called him Chucky. You would be mistaken. This is a story about an actual real life Chucky attacking people on the subway in New York City.
WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING: Video of person dressed as Chucky Doll attacking people in the New York subway goes viral pic.twitter.com/vMxUaeWDka
— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) January 30, 2021
It’s not that we want to promote violence, but any rational person understands that curb stomping is the only answer possible in a situation like this. We must, to preserve the fabric of our nation, curb stomp any Chucky subway invaders. It’s our only hope.
This man’s dance put us in a trance. We would have to say that unless you’re a heavyweight boxer training for a title fight, jumping rope is a pretty useless skill. This man, however, is brilliant at it.
Me after 4 cold brews @5thyear (via ridgerobson u_seong99 on ig) pic.twitter.com/yT7SY7GKvV
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 30, 2021
What skill do you have that is a complete waste of time but is relatively impressive? Let us know on Facebook!
Um, this is absolutely not okay.
How would you handle this situation? Vacuum? Flamethrower? Burn the whole house down, ditch your ID, and start a new life in a remote village somewhere? There are no good answers when faced with evil this pure and unapologetic.
As if this Robinhood war wasn’t weird enough already, it took a more aggressive turn over the weekend with the use of aerial combat.
When i die just put this video of a banner that says "SUCK MY NUTS ROBINHOOD" being flown over their HQ on my gravestone #SuckMyNutsRobinhood pic.twitter.com/oN82HI3NNp
— Kaspar (@KasparCMS) January 30, 2021
As you can see from the tweet above, someone flew a profanity-laced banner over the Robinhood headquarters, which is objectively the coolest thing that’s ever been done. Is this the ultimate act of spite? Have you done something like this just to be petty? Interact with us on Facebook at let us know.
| HOUR 1 | |
| Mod Sun | Flames |
| Weathers | C’est La Vie |
| Bad Suns | Baby Blue Shades |
| Dayglow | Close to You |
| Kennyhoopla | Estella |
| Clairo | Sofia |
| Run the Jewels | The Ground Below feat Royal Blood |
| The Kid Laroi | Without You |
| Chevelle | Self Destructor |
| TV Priest | This Island |
| Frances Forever | Space Girl |
| Yuno | Somebody |
| The Jungle GIants | In Her Eyes |
| Beach Bunny | Good Girls (Don’t Get Used) |
| Giant Rooks | Heat Up |
| Romy | Lifetime |
| Finneas | Can’t Wait to be Dead |
| Left Field Messiah | Fuzz Machine |
| HOUR 2 | |
| Carolesdaughter | Violent |
| AFI | Twisted Tongues |
| Goldpark | Beautiful Desperation |
| Mansionair | Guillotine |
| Missio | Can You Feel the Sun |
| Kiwi JR | Cooler Returns |
| Blame My Youth | Fantastic |
| Serena Isioma | Sensitive |
| Nothing Nowhere | Fake Friends |
| Maggie Lindemann | Knife Under My Pillow |
| Remi Wolf | Hello Hello Hello |
| Xiu Xiu | Bottle of Rum |
| The Dirty Nil | Blunt Force Concussion |
| Holly Humberstone | Falling Asleep at the Wheel |
| Nothing | Say Less |
| Jawny | Sabotage |
| Dreamers | True Crime |
| Foushee | Deep End |
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Hour 4
It all happened in Romania. While a tourist was enjoying some fresh powder, a brown bear was hot on his trail, chasing him downhill and gaining momentum at a rapid pace.
You don’t need to speak Romanian to grasp what is happening in this video. People in the ski lift shout from above to the skier that a bear is behind him and that the bear is gaining on him. The skier tossed his backpack off to distract the bear and eventually escaped to safety, but it does raise a valid question; what’s the most dangerous situation you’ve been in because of an animal? Has a bear ever chased you? Let us know on Facebook!
In the ongoing saga, there are many heroes. Pretty much anyone going against the Robinhood conglomerate is coming out on the right side of history. Luckily for us, a Naperville attorney, Richard Gatz, is one of the people looking to smash Robinhood with the swift hammer of justice.
Gatz, like everyone else, is arguing the fact that Robinhood is not offering fair market value and is manipulating the stock prices. We think Gatz is onto something and we wish him luck in his ensuing legal battles.
If you are still confused about this GameStop situation or would simply like more information, we highly recommend reading this.
PETA has once again opened the floodgates for them to be dunked on on Twitter. This one seems particularly strange.
Words can create a more inclusive world, or perpetuate oppression.
Calling someone an animal as an insult reinforces the myth that humans are superior to other animals & justified in violating them.
Stand up for justice by rejecting supremacist language. pic.twitter.com/HFmMWDcc5A
— PETA (@peta) January 26, 2021
Is it really better to call someone a coward instead of a chicken? Calling someone repulsive seems far meaner than saying that they’re a pig. This tweet is rooted in the right place. We understand what PETA is trying to do. That being said, we think this misses the mark a little bit. What do you think? Sound off on Facebook and let us know if PETA is onto something or if you’re tired of seeing more words that you’re not supposed to say.
No one likes a scammer. Even people with the most unlikable traits like close-talkers, people that chew with their mouth open, and control freaks have no use for scammers. They’re expelled from the bad personality Justice League.
How I Scammed A Scammer Part 1:
Ok so boom.
This guy (we’ll call him Henry) reached out to me saying he was selling his ps5 digital edition that his fiancé gifted him because it was the wrong version. He was selling it at the regular price too.— b. (@_BeeEv) January 22, 2021
This person was scammed out of a PS5 and she got the scammer back and then some. This thread is long but it is well worth the read. Pretend it’s a book. You’re not procrastinating, you’re educating yourself on current events.
We’ve always heard that In-N-Out burgers are to die for, but this isn’t what we had in mind. A man was sitting in a drive-thru near Salt Lake City when a car cut in front of him. The driver that got cut flashed his headlights to try to get the attention of the car ahead of him, and when he did, a man spilled out of the passenger side door wielding a hatchet. He threatened the victim by breaking his window and threatening to use the deadly weapon against him.
To our knowledge, despite their affection for hatchets, no Juggalos were involved in this incident. We would’ve charged the man as being hangry with a deadly weapon, but Utah police have decided that it’s two counts of assault and one count of criminal mischief.
