Man with Heroin Has a Crappy Excuse

A man in Florida was arrested over the weekend for possession of heroin after he was pulled over near his home. When confronted with the drug, the perpetrator simply noted that it was a chocolate Laxative, as heroin can look someone like chocolate (I hear it can be almost as addictive, too). The officer booked him not only for the heroin, but for a number of other drug-related charges based on what was found in the vehicle.

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This excuse did not work, but it was a good try. What’s the best excuse you’ve used to get out of trouble? Let us know on Facebook.