A Karen strikes again. Someone vandalized her neighbor and tied a dildo to an inflatable ghost in their yard. Karen was offended and called the cops.
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Facebook and Ray-Ban team up for Smart glasses.
Facebook’s never ending attempt to gather every last bit of data it can from you might have you wondering if this is real life or are we in an episode of Black Mirror? Facebook teamed up with Ray-Ban to release Ray-Ban stories, sunglasses that can record video, play audio, and basically put Facebook on your..well..face. Now on one hand it could be nice to go to a concert and not have to see a bunch of cell phones in the air recording instead of rocking out, but on the other hand, do you really want anyone knowing where your eyes are at all times? Not me asleep during the last promo meeting…oh yeah..run back the tape! BUSTED.
Facebook and Ray-Ban’s smart glasses leak before launch https://t.co/NMTctNbmb8 pic.twitter.com/ZTjOWZFB9b
— The Verge (@verge) September 9, 2021
You can build anything with LEGOS!
Legos might be the BEST kids toy. You learn how to follow directions, build cool things like houses and beach… houses, and it teaches you to clean up because stepping on those bad boys is hell.
One mother and son built something pretty rad though- check out this functioning Lego record player… just don’t step on it.
-ali
Bumble got sued for discriminating against… men
In 2020, Bumble had over 100 million users. Now, if you’re not in the dating game, or for some reason you don’t know how the dating app Bumble works- it’s like this- a woman and a man match, then SHE has to message him first. The idea is to give the power to the woman, because females can feel overwhelmed by dudes on dating apps. It’s my understanding that most people go into Bumble knowing this, but it’s 2021 so here we go…
Now, someone (a dude on Bumble) felt discriminated against and filed a class action lawsuit. If it goes through fellas, you could be owed some moola! $32 to be exact… paid in Super Swipes… 29 of them… so… you’re welcome. The hearing is Oct. 7th, 2021.
THEY’RE YOUR SWIPES, AND YOU WANT THEM NOW!!!
-ali
Hospital patient freaks out, confusing doctor for ghost
Hey, we’ve all been here before, haven’t we?
Landlord solves woman’s roach problem in the dumbest way possible
Sometimes landlords just work on a different stratosphere than the rest of us. What this landlord did to a woman in Texas is truly mind-blowing.
my landlord painted over a fucking roach pic.twitter.com/b3vTHOrdgi
— chelsea, a human woman? (@chellzyeah) September 5, 2021
You couldn’t just scrape it off the wall! Why would you paint over this?
Green Day pranks Weezer to cap off the Hella Mega Tour
Stage invaders attacked during Weezer’s final set on the Hella Mega Tour.
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“What’s a tour without a good ol’ prank at the end?! Gotcha Weezer.” posted Green Day after the hijinks.
What food should be made into a seasoning?
Twix now officially has our attention. The chocolate-caramel candy bar is now being packaged as a seasoning for anyone bored enough with life to dump chocolate flakes on their meat. The bottle of the concoction dubbed “Twix Shakers” suggests it’s an ideal topping for sweet treats like ice cream and milkshakes, but the candy brand claims it’s also an ideal way to take on chicken wings.
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What food should be turned into seasoning? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Woman realizes she has a mummified roommate
A woman in Texas realized that her landlord painted the walls a nice fresh, white, but unfortunately they painted over a dead cockroach that’s now mummified on the wall. The woman, Chelsea, tweeted a pic of the dead insect and the internet had their fun with photoshop…
Steve from ‘Blues Clues’ wants to check-in with you
Perhaps you’ve been feeling abandoned since 2002 when Steve left Blues Clues. We wouldn’t blame you if this kickstarted the abandonment issues that you’re still dealing with today. The good news is that unlike your exes, Steve has come back. Listen to what he has to say.
So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25 pic.twitter.com/O8NOM2eRjy
— Nick Jr. (@nickjr) September 7, 2021
Whatever it is you’re doing, it’s working!
Guy went for a drink in Birmingham and ended up in-
I think this is when you realize you might have a problem.
A man went for a drink in Birmingham and ended up in THAILAND?! Bangkok to be exact. This is what happens when you don’t say no and just keep it going…
"When I woke up I thought, I'm definitely dreaming."
Here's what happens when you go for a quiet beer and wake up in another continent. pic.twitter.com/fV8SbqOvIv
— VICE UK (@VICEUK) March 21, 2021
-Ali
Tame Impala Photo Dump!
Tame Impala crushed last night at the United Center on the first stop of their US tour. From the opening trippy vignette to the transformation of the UC to a planetarium laser light show, Tame Impala proved once and for all they are worthy of arena headlining shows. Check out a few of my pics from the show below, and make sure you go see them if you ever get the chance. Seriously 10/10. -Manley
Join Brian, Ali, & Justin in celebrating the lives lost on 9/11
Join Brian, Ali, & Justin on Friday at the NBC Tower at 11:00am as we pay tribute to the lives lost on September 11, 2001. We will be dumping nearly 3,000 white rose petals into the Chicago River in honor of those that passed away 20 years ago on that fateful day.
Florida started filling potholes in the all natural way
Two men in Fort Meyers, FL were fed up with the road conditions in their neighborhood. Instead of waiting for the local government to take care of it, they took matters into their own hands and planted a tree. That’s right, a big banana tree right in the middle of the road! No more damage to their cars- just a half-assed roundabout. Yeah, I don’t know, FL logic. Unfortunately, now people have less room to swerve and miss the pothole next to the tree… ahhh crap!
-Ali
No college degree? No problem!
Behold! A new list of full-on careers that don’t require a college degree. A company called SkillPointe has released a “job score report” that highlights careers that require two years of training or less. They’re ranked by openings, future growth, salaries, and interest among job seekers.
Here it is! Forget that $100,000 college debt for a Classics degree… whatever that means, right?
1. Software developer
2. Systems analyst
3. Electrician
4. Police officer
5. Truck driver
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. IT support specialist
9. Nurse
10. Certified nursing assistant
11. Auto mechanic
12. Teacher assistant
13. Medical assistant
14. Industrial machinery mechanic
15. Network administrator
-Ali
An Australian duck learned to cuss?!
He learned it from you Dad!!!
An Australian duck named Ripper has listened to humans his entire life, and thus has learned the beauty of the cuss words. The duck heard his handler’s way with choice words, and has picked up the phrase “you bloody fool.” Listen, and tell me this duck isn’t the ducking coolest!
-ali
Whose Karen Is It?
We support wearing masks as much as the next guy, but this Chicago-based teacher took it to the extreme with one of his students.
Where is this Karen from? Sound off on Facebook!
You shouldn’t be sleeping naked
Many of us, ahem, yours truly included, don’t mind sleeping in the buff. However, science says, probably not the best idea- here’s why my friend…
We disgusting humans let gas loose 15-25 times a day. And some of the time, you guessed it, you’re sleeping. Don’t let that nastiness get into your bed!!
-ali
Illinois shoplifter locks herself out of her own getaway car
Talk about taking a big L. This shoplifter was making a haul from the Nike Store when she locked herself out of her own car.
@faxisfaxNice little Saturday… #DenimYourWay #foryoupage #fypシ #ArmaniMyWay #cops #stl #gotcaught #CinderellaMovie jetpuffedsmourth
What is the worst television commercial of all-time?
The KQX Media Research & Preservation team brought something to our attention recently. Not only did Steven Seagal have an energy drink, which is weird enough for us to be intrigued, but he made commercials for said drink. This commercial is deeply disturbing. We can’t tell if the first girl is his daughter or his lover, his reactions make us question if he’s ever acted before, and they linger on for so long.
If that wasn’t bad enough, here’s a few more:
What’s the worst commercial ever? The conversation lives on Facebook!
