She’s back- where is a she from?
She’s back- where is a she from?
We’ll hear it from the horses mouth here-
We’ve said it before we’ll say it again, “don’t put ketchup on a hotdog!”
Here’s why, check out these MAGGOTS!!
That’s what happens when you put ketchup on your hot dog pic.twitter.com/eXszYlxtjS
— Barstool New York (@BS_NewYork) September 13, 2021
Norm Macdonald, comedian and SNL alum best known as the best* Weekend Update anchor on the show, has died at the age of 61 after a private battle with cancer for the last 9 years. According to Deadline, “announced by his management firm Brillstein Entertainment. The comedian’s longtime producing partner and friend Lori Jo Hoekstra, who was with him when died, said Macdonald had been battling cancer for nearly a decade but was determined to keep his health struggles private, away from family, friends and fans.”
*in my opinion
His wit and unapologetic humor will be sorely missed, here is 30 minutes of him (warning: curse words imminent)
RIP <3 Lauren
Glass Animals | I Don’t Wanna Talk |
Badflower | Don’t Hate Me |
Caroline Polachek | Bunny Is A Rider |
Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats | Survivor |
Taylor Janzen | Push it Down |
Yungblud | Fleabag |
Still Woozy | Woof |
The Dirty Heads | Rage |
Grandson | Rain |
WIllow | Transparent soul |
Grabbitz | Pigs in the Sky |
Wilderado | Head Right |
Sleigh Bells | Locust Laced |
Jungle | Truth |
The Marias | Hush |
Daisy the Great feat. AJR | Record Player |
HOUR 2 | |
Glass Animals | I Don’t Wanna Talk |
Sueco | Paralyzed |
Arrested Youth | Find My Own Way |
Poppy | Her |
All Time Low | PMA |
Surf Curse | Freaks |
Wet Leg | Chaise Lounge |
Gang of Youths | The Angels of 8th Ave |
Sam Evian | Easy to Love |
Nessa Barret | I Hope Ur Miserable Until Ur Dead |
Maneskin | I Wanna Be Your Slave |
Angels and Airwaves | Euphoria |
Malia J | Smells Like Teen Spirit |
Wolf Alice | Smile |
Clairo | Amoeba |
Seb | Seaside |
Think about it: we’ve had Leave Britney Alone and the Original Star Wars Kid, Gangnam Style and Left Shark, but nothing tops the glory that is this Irish family fending off their home from an evil bat that entered their property.
Remember, there’s nothing we hate more than bats. They are terrible animals. Irish people, on the other hand, are alright with us.
Nothing captures the aura of yesteryear quite like a down & dirty industrial video. If you want to “shake hands with danger”, we can’t recommend this feeling with Three Finger Joe enough.
If you need to be inspired by those with a strong moral compass, we encourage you to check out this incredible United States Postal Service training video.
And finally, if you want to live in a constant state of paranoia at your workplace, we have the video for you.
I would say this is super romantic but I can’t. An FSU football player proposed to his girlfriend on the field after the game that they LOST to Jacksonville. The opposite team is literally celebrating and the guy is probably 5 minutes away from getting chewed out by coach, but hey, great time to get down one knee and profess your love to your girlfriend. And why are you gettin’ hitched in college, dude?!
FSU player proposing on the field with Jacksonville St still celebrating in the background. You can’t make this stuff up pic.twitter.com/jeC5GZ45gz
— Andrew Ferrelli (@Andrew_Ferrelli) September 13, 2021
Nickelback is being sued by a band called Snowblind Revival. No one has ever heard of them up until now. They claim their song “Rock Star” was lifted by Nickelback. The Canadian band that everyone loves to hate says, “nah.” Snowblind songwriter Kirk Johnston claims Nickelback had access to their demo which was submitted to Roadrunner Records in 2001. Nickelback’s hit dropped in 2005. They also claim that the two songs sound nothing alike. There are no similar lyrics, and the melodies are different- it’s just the name of the song. Checkmate. Decide for yourself though…
The amount of ridiculousness on Craigslist is never ending… LIKE-
REAL dentures- top and bottom: $50
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hab/d/chicago-real-dentures-false-teeth-top/7375343161.html
A Queen size waterbed! Queen size WaterBed. Semi Motionless. Good condition, no leaks. Just needs a headboard if you wanted one: $50
https://racine.craigslist.org/fuo/d/pleasant-prairie-water-bed-queen-size/7372943798.html
GIANT taxidermy Panda: $650
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/clt/d/algonquin-giant-panda-taxidermy/7369390622.html
Manscape tool in great condition: $10
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hab/d/chicago-vidal-sassoon-battery-operated/7377353097.html
Police/Federal Agent test booklet: $5
https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bks/d/saint-charles-police-federal-agent-test/7377268218.html
Would you remove your beloved tattoos for someone else? Even if you still like them?
Flight attendants have seen A LOT lately. Flying has turned into Maury in the sky. Here’s are some things you should never do on a flight.
@tommycimato##greenscreen ##fyp ##flightattendant ##airline ##aviation ##travel ##flights♬ Blue Blood – Heinz Kiessling & Various Artists
WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday, Station website www.101wkqx.com, or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
Eligibility. This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren. The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
(i) Text: Listen to the Station Thursday, September 30, 2021 at 8:30am, 9:30am, 10:30am, 11:30am, 12:30pm, 1:30pm, 2:30pm, 3:30pm, 4:30pm, and 5:30pm during the Contest Period. When the Station announces the keyword and plays the “cue-to-text” sounder, TEXT the keyword to the Station at 312-101. Valid text entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Time Delay Between Over-the-Air Analog Signal and Internet Broadcast: Due to the time delay that exists between the Station’s analog over-the-air signal and the Station’s online webcast, listeners who listen to the Station online may hear the cue to text later than listeners listening to the Station’s analog over-the-air signal. As a result, the odds of an online listener entering this Contest on-air may be diminished. Standard text messaging rates, as established by an individual’s wireless carrier, may apply, and Station assumes no responsibility for any fees or charges incurred for and associated with any text message sent to or from Station. By entering the Contest using this method, you consent to receive a bounce back confirmation text. Any and all fees arising out of the transmission of a text message shall be the sole responsibility of the entrant. Limit one (1) entry per person per phone number. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same telephone number. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different telephone phone numbers, identities, or any other methods will void that participant from further participation in the Contest. By submission of a text message entry in this Contest, entrants hereby expressly consent to the receipt of a confirmatory bounce-back message related to this Contest.
(ii) Online: Listen to the Station Thursday, September 30, 2021 at 8:30am, 9:30am, 10:30am, 11:30am, 12:30pm, 1:30pm, 2:30pm, 3:30pm, 4:30pm, and 5:30pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – CHVRCHES” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station. Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned. Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion. No mail-in entries will be accepted.
Winner Selection. On Thursday, September 30, 2021 after each hourly Contest Period closes, as outlined in Section 3, Station will select one (1) entry for the prize in a random drawing from among all valid entries of each hourly contest. The winning entrants will be contacted using the email address and/or telephone number provided with the entry and may be awarded the prize (subject to verification of eligibility and compliance with the terms of these rules). Station’s decisions as to the administration and operation of the Contest and the selection of the potential winner are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Failure to respond to the initial verification contact within three (3) days of notification will result in disqualification and forfeiture of the prize.
There is no substitution, transfer, or cash equivalent for prizes, except that the Station may, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by law, substitute prizes of comparable value or cash. The prizes are expressly limited to the item(s) listed above and do not include taxes, gratuities or any other expenses. Any tickets and/or gift certificates/cards awarded as part of a prize will be subject to the terms and conditions set forth by the issuer and are valid only on the date(s) printed on the tickets or gift certificates/cards. Other restrictions may apply.
CONTEST SPONSOR: Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611.
PRIZE PROVIDER: Jam Productions, 207 W. Goethe Street, Chicago, IL 60610
The MTV Video Music Awards were held over the weekend, between an endless stream of Ridiculousness. 21 Pilots were there, Foo Fighters were there, and a basically naked Megan Fox accompanied MGK down the red carpet. Unfortunately for them, Connor McGregor was also there, and after being shunned on a photo op with the couple (or maybe he just mistook MGK for Jake Paul?), he decided to throw a drink at MGK and nearly start a fight, which really wouldve given MTV its first relevant moment in quite a long time (which kind of makes me think this was planned). Check out the video below, it was quite a frackus!
Conor McGregor threw a drink at Machine Gun Kelly at the VMA's 😳
(via laurademytrk/IG) pic.twitter.com/yMMudgq3YG
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 13, 2021
twenty-one pilots frontman Tyler Joseph turned heads at MTV’s Video Music Awards last night when he made a huge announcement in the middle of their performance.
Tyler Joseph really just announced his wife is pregnant with their second child during Twenty One Pilots’ VMA performance WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED I- pic.twitter.com/l8MaY6HGUu
— Haley (@_haleywade_) September 13, 2021
Congratulations, Tyler!
So many questions here, like how did a cat get into a stadium? Why was it dangling from the upper deck during a game? Would he have landed on all fours if people didn’t catch it? Why would people pay to watch a Miami Hurricanes game? All valid thoughts.
WATCH!!!
Yes, people USED TO be able to smoke on flights. Why bother having a smoking section then right? The whole plane is a smoking section when one person lights up. But I digress, smoking is now a big ‘no, no’ on flights, but then why are there still ashtrays? They legally can’t not have them! What? This flight attendant explains why… watch and learn!
@flyingkayleeLet me know in the comments what your guess is! ##flightattendant ##aviation ##boeing737 ##airplane ##avgeek♬ Quirky – Oleg Kirilkov
The female species knows exactly what they’re doing. This girl made a video of how she matched with someone on Tinder, then invited him over… then BOOM- before he knows what hit him he’s putting together IKEA furniture. And really this could be for anything guys, fixing a leaky faucet, cleaning the kitty litter. Women NEED you, but necessarily for the fun stuff. Let this video be a warning to you. Don’t be a SIMP!
Also, read this letter sent to Brian, Ali, and Justin as proof!
Ahoy Brian, Ali and Justin please don’t use my name but I’ve been doing something similar to what you guys are talking about. My boyfriend moved in with me a year ago and started paying all the rent and all the bills. What he doesn’t know is my dad bought me this condo and that he’s been paying me this entire time. Last year I made $28,000 of him. I learned this trick and so many other from my friends, girls gotta stick together!
Shoutout to Nick Hnat, who spotted our 9/11 tribute last Friday all the way from the 86th floor of his building.
From the 86th floor….@BrianJHaddad @AliMattaonair @KQXJustin dropping 3,000 rose pedals in honor of lives lost on 9/11 @101WKQX pic.twitter.com/mu55S3y6N3
— Nick Hnat (@tinknocker73) September 10, 2021
Across the pond, a British man found a little something extra in his “bacon roll”, which is a meal that we’re desperate to have imported now. He found a pig’s nipple in his meal, a disgusting so revolting, he said, that he is now going vegan. Personally, we’re not sure what the big difference is between pig and a pig’s nipple.
McDonald's customer vows to go vegan after finding "pig nipple" in bacon roll https://t.co/Bp41aP2mQ6 pic.twitter.com/wc9x2Kb4mC
— New York Post (@nypost) September 11, 2021
The fast food empire fired back, noting, “We use back bacon in all of our bacon rolls and due to the location that this cut is taken from, we are confident this customer is mistaken in his claim. We understand the customer is liaising with our Customer Services Team who are offering further assistance.”