You know you have a ride or die when she’ll spend all day packing the perfect prison pack. And no, there are no drugs in here, unless if you count sugar as a drug. Let’s start off with canned goods. This lady put calamari in there, classy! Then there’s a few different kinds of beef sticks. Great choice. She threw in muffins and cupcakes for his sweet tooth and all kinds of candy. THIS is a good girlfriend right here. She spent all of her money and time to make the perfect package because her man has to eat! I hope he hangs on to her, or at least tries to from the inside. She’s awesome!
This is what happens when you don’t try to put out a kitchen fire right away, check this out!
It seemed small enough in the beginning. Some people might have tried baking soda to put that fire out. But the cook tries several different ways, none of them worked. Pro tip, don’t fan flames. That will not put out a small fire. Then his last attempt didn’t help- at all, watch!
Relationship Court: I’m losing attraction to my husband because of this
Adoption is a tricky issue, and for Anna in Downers Grove, it’s starting to tear her relationship apart. Here’s why she reached out to us.
Do you think it’s possible for their marriage to last? The conversation lives on Facebook!
A father knows how to make his son have a meltdown…a spider, must watch!
This is incredible. 15/10 for this dad’s use of a spider. He got his son good! Do I feel bad for the kid? Maybe a little. But his screams are so funny you’ll watch it 6 times! AGH!! AGH!!
Some of the latest ‘Rules in Dating’ according to a new survey- some of these might surprise you!
According to a new survey from The Sun, dating apps and general attitudes have changed the game of dating! For example, almost a third of people are dating more than one person right now, 29 % to be exact. And 56% of those people are dating up to three people at a time! Some people are dating more than that too. See below…
There’s plenty of interesting questions here, like, 20% of people have had an open relationship. That number seems high to me, but hey, I’m also a prude. Flowers are still a safe bet on a first date, as is paying for the check guys, but ladies, they won’t be offended if you offer! Remember that!
Here’s more for you:
Man cleaning out a fireplace goes from 0-100 REAL QUICK, watch!
This poor guy is trying to rescue a squirrel from a fireplace and it all seems to be going well. What a great guy! He’s caring for mother nature! Then, halfway through, the worst happens, and it goes haywire. This is my nightmare. I hope he got all the shots after this incident. Those sneaky squirrels, you can’t trust them!
Siri has a great response to the Konami Code…
‘Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A’ – better known as the Konami Code was created by developer Kazuhisa Hashimoto and is known as the most common cheat code in the world. Tell this to Siri and her response is… ‘NERD,’ ‘cheater,’ or ‘I’m getting dizzy.’ See what happens when you tell Alexa to do this- she’ll say ‘Super Alexa mode: Activated. Starting reactors: Online. Enabling advanced systems: Online. Raising dongers. Error: Dongers missing. Aborting…’ and try typing it in on Buzzfeed and you’ll get a fun colorful background. An homage if you will to the late Hashimoto who passed away last year at 79.
https://nypost.com/2021/11/01/iphone-has-secret-code-you-say-aloud-to-unlock-hidden-trick/
T-Pain struggles with his own song on Guitar Hero
“Did we calibrate this, I don’t think we calibrated this!” screams T-Pain when trying to play Guitar Hero to his own jam ‘She Cray’. Oh they did. He’s just having trouble because it’s really freakin’ hard. But it’s nice to know that we’re not the only ones that have trouble on that level. Even the guy who wrote the song can’t do it! Practice makes perfect T-Pain! Watch writhe in agony like we all do when trying to play. Enjoy!
Bad Neighbors
A good Samaritan found himself in a hairy situation thanks to his bad neighbor. As he describes, what started off as an act of kindness has quickly backfired into a drain-clogging mess.
We find it admirable that this won’t deter him from being a good neighbor in the future. If this were any of us, we’d be hitting the hater button.
Alec Baldwin speaks publicly about the deadly ‘Rust’ movie shooting
Alec Baldwin recently addressed reporters, and although he was not allowed to make comments about the investigation, he did say that victim was his friend. “We were a very, very, well-oiled crew, and then this horrible event happened.” He said he even took her to dinner with the director. He said it was a one in a trillion type accident. Alec has visited her husband and 9-year-old son already as well. As far as the continued production of the movie, he doubts that will happen.
This MSU fan gets set on FIRE…watch how it happened!
When the No. 8 ranked team, Michigan State beats the No. 6 team, Michigan, you celebrate in style. And in this case, ‘style’ is classified as car tipping and setting couches on fire in the middle of the street. Hey, it’s not everyday your team beats Michigan 37-33! These wins need to be remembered!! And for the guy that gets lit on fire, I’m sure he won’t forget anytime soon. Especially when he wakes up in the morning and sees burn marks on his body.
You can hear his buddy laughing in slo-mo…
Then there’s the car tipping… hey kid, you’re not supposed to look directly into the camera while committing a crime!
A Chicago teacher is going viral for her killer dance routine with students.
Jasmine Cooper is a dance teacher at CICS Wrightwood Charter School. She and her students learned this routine in just three weeks! Cooper said the Candyman inspired dance came about because she, ‘wanted to do something totally new and keep the kids engaged and excited’- it worked! Her students are 3rd-8th graders. She’s previously gone viral before with the song Thriller.
Dude shares his biggest regret, you won’t believe what he says!
This girl was definitely not expecting THAT answer. Nor was she expecting the second overshare at the end of the conversation. Part of me wonders if he REALLY regrets it. He seems to be doing a humble brag as he laughs about it… you decide! And don’t cheat!
Darius Rucker pranks people at a wax museum! Must watch!
Darius stopped by Madame Tuessauds Wax Museum and pulled off a classic prank. He pretended to be himself but as a wax figure. The 55-year-old is never too old for a good trick. His fans may not have appreciated it as much as him. They look pretty terrified!
Billie Eilish slays it as Sally in live “Nightmare Before Christmas”
It’s a perfect weekend to bring The Nightmare Before Christmas to life — that’s exactly what Danny Elfman (Oingo Bongo, and of course, Jack Skellington) did with a cast of friends that includes Weird Al, Paul Reuben, and — Billie Eilish absolutely killing it as Sally:
Los Angeles got the true treat this Halloween weekend with a live orchestral and actor performance — syncing up with three big screens projecting the Tim Burton classic.
The trick would be if they didn’t capture this and plan to stream it sometime in the future. Please, someone tell me that they plan on doing this? — [eric]
10.31.2021 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- Madness – One Step Beyond
- The Cure – Lullaby
- Stone Temple Pilots – Wicked Garden
- XTC – The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead
- Dinosaur Jr. – Freak Scene
- The Cranberries – Zombie
- Jamie T – Zombie
- Oingo Boingo – Weird Science
- Smashing Pumpkins – Today
- Echo And The Bunnymen – People Are Strange
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Heads Will Roll
Hour 2
- Beck – Devil’s Haircut
- INXS – Need You Tonight
- Green Day – Walking Contradiction
- Bow Wow Wow – I Want Candy
- Alice In Chains – Man In A Box
- Interpol – Evil
- Bauhaus – Bela Lugosi’s Dead
- Soundgarden – Fell On Black Days
- Talking Heads – Psycho Killer
- 311 – Down
- Thomas Dolby – She Blinded Me With Science
- Weezer – Hash Pipe
Hour 3
- The Ramones – Pet Sematary
- U2 – Elevation
- Social Distortion – Bad Luck
- Siouxsie And The Banshees – Halloween
- The Prodigy – Breathe
- Depeche Mode – It’s No Good
- Blink 182 – What’s My Age Again?
- Rob Zombie – Dragula
- Sponge – Molly
- Tears For Fears – Mad World
- TV On The Radio – Wolf Like Me
- Violent Femmes – Gone Daddy Gone
Hour 4
- L7 – Pretend We’re Dead
- The Smiths – Cemetery Gates
- Nine Inch Nails – Only
- Oingo Boingo – Dead Man’s Party
- Nirvana – Sliver
- Squirrel Nut Zippers – Hell
- Iggy Pop/Kate Pierson – Candy
- Our Lady Peace – Starseed
- Foo Fighters – Breakout
- The Hooters – All You Zombies
- Ministry – (Everyday Is) Halloween
BLEACHERS — Aragon Ballroom
The cities where $1 million in retirement would last the longest…
The average American needs to have their money stretch for about 14-17 years in retirement. A finance site, GOBankingRates, calculated all of the factors in your savings, like cost of living each year, your social security benefits, yada yada, and found this city would be the best to retire in, because your money will last for – 45 years?! You can live forever!! It’s Memphis. Chicago is 26.4, which is doable! Looks like you don’t have to move after all.
https://digg.com/2021/the-american-cities-where-a-1-million-retirement-would-last-the-longest-ranked
This man picked an alligator as his weapon of choice- watch!
When you’re in a pinch and have nothing to defend yourself with- try a gator! It seemed to work for this guy. For a few seconds at least… The alligator was also fine, but probably really annoyed.
Why do you always wake up right before you’re about to die in a nightmare?
Why do we wake up right before we’re about to die in a dream? Our brains can’t process the idea of death and what might come after! Think about it, if you have a dream and you’re falling, you always wake up right before- this is crazy! Hopefully this doesn’t happen to you too often, but now you know why!
