Guys you’re telling us something about yourself without even trying! We all know that shoe size and hand size are real indicators of, ahem, well, you know. BUT this just might be the best way to tell if you’re capable of something else. Wowza!
Guys you’re telling us something about yourself without even trying! We all know that shoe size and hand size are real indicators of, ahem, well, you know. BUT this just might be the best way to tell if you’re capable of something else. Wowza!
Maneskin was on SNL this weekend and performed a couple of songs. I thought they were amazing and hope to see them live soon here in Chicago. Check these performances out!
Jimmy G is making Arlington Heights proud. The Illinois native has taken his 49ers to two out of the last three NFC Championship games, and more importantly, he’s planted his flag on the right side of history when it comes to the Green Bay Packers. Garoppolo was caught saying this after the game on Saturday.
Thank you, Jimmy G, for saying how so many of us feel.
When We Were Young Festival almost gave Millennials a heart attack when they saw the lineup in Las Vegas. It’s Warped Tour on steroids my friends. 65 bands from your youth will play three stages, now TWO days in a row! The October 22nd show sold out so fast they recently added the 23rd as well. Get on it people, or at least the wait list!
https://www.billboard.com/music/concerts/when-we-were-young-festival-lineup-1235020026/
https://www.whenwewereyoungfestival.com/
Children start displaying what hobbies they’ll gravitate to as adults at a very early age. This kid is obviously going to end up whooping some dudes in the UFC someday. Just try to keep him from head-butting mom! This is how he decided to pop bubble wrap. Innovative yet also, he’s probably gonna end with a concussion if he keeps this up.
Back in 2019, Arlington Heights’ own Jimmy Garoppolo made a run at Erin Andrews while being interviewed by her after they beat the Cardinals in the regular season. She asked him how it felt, he replied, “feels great baby.” The moment went viral and for kicks he did it again last weekend while being interviewed by her. Shooters gotta shoot!
Annnd he does it again…
A lot of people have trouble falling asleep. You get in bed at 10pm, then actually start sleeping at 1am. If this is you, pay attention to this video! This technique to fall asleep fast was originally started in the military for fighter pilots to get the Z’s they needed. If you it doesn’t work for you at first, keep trying! You should practice it for about two weeks until you have mastered it.
The ONION suggests that instead of using salt and sand on our roads we should be using something more near and dear to our hearts- ‘hot beef drippings’ or better put, gravy baby!! How amazing would it be to have the roads smell like food instead of a disgusting mix of oil and gasoline? Although boiling beef fat would get tedious, it’s still a great idea! Except for maybe the fact that cars might more stuck once the fat freezes… but these are all minute details. God bless the gravy roads!
https://www.theonion.com/chicago-city-workers-clear-ice-by-pouring-hot-beef-drip-1848364183
Muse | Won’t Back Down |
Gang of Youths | In the Wake of Your Leave |
Welshly Arms | Are You Lonely |
Girl in Red | I’ll Call You Mine |
Turnstile | Mystery |
Low | Days Like These |
Maneskin | I Wanna Be Your Slave |
Wet Leg | Chaise Longue |
Yungblud | Fleabag |
Day Wave | Where Do You Go |
Gayle | ABCDEFU |
Oliver Tree | Life Goes On |
Bleachers | How Dare You Want More |
Beach House | Once Twice Melody |
The War On Drugs | I Don’t Live Here Anymore |
Eddie Vedder | Brother The Cloud |
VHS Collection | Survive |
Simple Plan | The Antidote |
Pinegrove | Respirate |
Sam Fender | Seventeen Going Under |
Boy With Uke | Toxic |
Hippo Campus | Ride or Die |
Giovannie and the Hired Guns | Ramon Ayala |
Rufus Du Sol | On My Knees |
Upsahl | Thriving |
Bob Moses | Love Brand New |
Inhaler | Cheer Up Baby |
Caroline Polachek | So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings |
The Districts | Outlaw Love |
The Luka State | Oxygen Thief |
WIlderado | Head Right |
Parents, this is a good reminder that toddlers are WAYYY more savvy in getting around screens than we give them credit for.
A two year-old in New Jersey, unbeknownst to their parents, bought on $1,700 worth of furniture that was sitting around in a WalMart online shopping cart.
They figured it out when boxes upon boxes began showing up at their house.
In case you didn’t know, you can lock down your iPhone while your crotch fruit is busy in an app — Android phones, too.
Weber Grills sent their e-mail database a tasty meatloaf recipe on Thursday morning.
Unfortunately for them, it was also the day that we found out the singer of the same name had passed away.
Oops.
The Palatine-based company apologized for the gaff: “At the time we shared this recipe with you, we were not aware of the unfortunate passing of American singer and actor Mr. Marvin Lee Aday, also known as Meat Loaf. We want to express our deepest apologies for this oversight and for any offense this email may have caused.”
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In case you hadn’t heard, Fraggle Rock is back. And Foo Fighters is helping usher them into a new era:
Dave Grohl & company have penned an update theme song for these Muppets, which you can check out below. And the new series is streaming right now on Apple TV+.
We’ve been in a pandemic for two years. Everything is too expensive. Thank God there’s local business owners like this.
If you have really stinky farts, you better watch this. It’s good for you to let one loose, BUT if they’re incredibly bad, something else might be going on and this could potentially happen. Watch!
A special moment between a father and son was caught on camera as the dad is waiting for his son to come out of the house to go to a kids party. His child is annoyed that he has a 12-pack of beer in one hand. Then they both go at it. This is the most responsible 6-year-old of all time.
Reporter Tori Yorgey was live on the air talking about effects of severe weather when a from out of nowhere, a car HIT HER. First things first, she’s OK. I’m just shocked she was able to keep her cool on the air. I definitely would’ve let out some choice phrases for the driver of that vehicle. She said, she ‘already got hit by a car in college,’ so all good everybody!! She’s a pro.
So many questions here but let’s start from the beginning. A man is driving a go-kart in snowy weather. Fine. Weird, but fine. Then it stalls, and as he goes to start it up, mayhem ensues and things go terribly wrong and that go-kart makes the driver his, well, you need to see it to believe it.
Things were REAL different in 1989 and here’s the solid proof. A bunch of high school seniors were asked how their year was going and these are their answers. In the words of Bowling for Soup-
“Where’s the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who’s the other guy that’s singin’ in Van Halen?
When did reality become TV?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?
Picky eaters are no fun, picky eaters ruin meals for everyone. That’s what this weeks “Am I the Jerk” is about.
Is he the jerk? The conversation lives on Facebook!