Am I the Jerk?

There is no bigger hot button issue in Chicago than parking etiquette. There’s a proud owner of a (relatively) new Subaru who has their own spin on how to secure a spot and secure some safety.

Are they a jerk? The conversation lives on Facebook!

When they put the pool in the wrong backyard, D’oh!

The job has to get done if the homeowner is there or not! You’ve heard horror stories of roofs being put on the wrong house, things being painted incorrectly, and you can add this to that list! Some guys started digging a new pool- in the wrong backyard! Yikes! They hilariously ask the guy in the video if he wants one too. Too bad for them, he does not.

IF Larry David was commissioner of the NFL…

IF LD was commissioner of the NFL, he would get rid of the goal posts. “Kickers are not football players.” He’s right, why do they get to decide the game? Leaping frogs would be a better option according to him. “You’re playing to score a touchdown and you’ll be the deserving winner, the old fashioned way.” He’s got other ideas too. But given that several playoff games were decided in a game winning FG over the weekend, maybe he has a point!

This will change the way that you wait in line at the club forever!

You can waste a lot of time trying to get into a club. Sometimes they’ll even start a line right when you walk up, as if something amazing is inside when they just want to give the illusion that it’s THE place to be. But sometime, it’s not the place to be, there’s just a long line to trick you! This girl has figured it out though. Watch her video and take notes!

Whose Karen Is It?

This Karen is taking “take a penny, leave a penny” to a new level. It’s…see a mess, take some groceries. But in her mind, it all makes sense.

Where is this economically sensible Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!

What?! You can be a next level spy using just your phone!

Assuming that you have AirPods, you can use this crazy feature. It sounds illegal, but it’s not. You can listen to conversations when you’re not in the room if you leave your iPhone there. It will send the audio to your AirPods live. Now hopefully, you’ll never be in a situation where you need to do that. But- just so you know, it’s there… Here’s a step-by-step tutorial on how to do it, you little James Bond you.

@wowdamnfoxy

#duet with @brycenor 2022 breakups #fyp

♬ original sound – Bryce

The guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game got $1000

Would you believe that the guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game was extremely inebriated? His friends said they would give him $1000. He agrees thinking he would just be put in the ‘drunk tank’ for the night. Cut to him running on the field and getting tackled by Stefon Diggs and then security immediately. At least he got to be close to some of his favorite players… before being put in a jail cell. Let’s hope that his buddies actually paid up because I’m sure that he got some hefty fines.

Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ makes for the perfect background for this…

When you have a DERP moment, play this jam. This poor girl did not rerack correctly and BOOM! A couple stitches later and she’s back in the gym being all All Star.

@sakillalysia

Rerack your barbells correctly and securely 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I might regret posting this LOL #fypシ #accident #triggerwarning #workout #injury #fyp

♬ sonido original – Sr. Lucifer

This robot’s facial gestures are incredibly REAL!

It’s only a matter of time until the robot’s fully take over, and here’s proof. This extremely life-like robot has facial gestures that are on point. Are you hungry robot? sad? excited? Oh you can display all of those fake emotions but yet not have real remorse when you kill a human?! Sorry, that got real, just like it’s… facial gestures… sigh.