It’s a tale as old as time, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less heartbreaking. A listener reached out to us after her man was caught on a dating app.
Does her boyfriend belong to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
If you mess with the elk, you’re gonna get the antlers. I think that’s how the saying goes… That’s what happened to this driver after he slowed down and asked an Elk if he wanted to “go.” The answer, Elk ALWAYS want to go, so don’t ask! Watch him get his tire destroyed for messing with Mother Nature.
Do you love meat so much that you want it all over your body Lady Gaga style? Well you’re in luck. Amazon now has an Oscar Mayer face mask! So you can spa day at home! Who needs the smell of lavender or eucalyptus when you can smell like cold cuts? Your dog will love you more. Treat yourself right with a meat face mask… that actually contains no meat- it just smells like it.
If you’ve ever ‘accidentally’ gotten an extra orange at the self-checkout or got the cheaper price by entering in the non-organic version of something, you better stop right now. The store clerks at Walmart can see your purchase on their devices. They can see how much everything is so far, they can even freeze it, walk over and pretend like there’s a problem with your machine if they think that you’re stealing. So next time you want to make your bill lower by forgetting to scan something… don’t do it my friend!
When you work at a place long enough, you get to know certain tricks of the trade. This ex server from Texas Roadhouse is going to tell you exactly what you need to order and why. Save dat money as Lil Dickey would say. Get the medallions, they’re cheaper and you get an extra side. Why wouldn’t you?
“The Outside” is the fourth single off of Twenty One Pilots 2021 release, Scaled and Icy. Here they are performing it on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Everyone is talking about the When We Were Young Festival that features basically every band you ever wanted to see at Warped Tour, but if you and your boo boo are looking for a more romantic musical experience, you should check out Honeymoon Rock Fest. I know what you’re thinking, what could be more romantic than holding hands in a circle pit during an A Day To Remember set? How about saying “I do” while Scott Stapp serenades you and your wedding party with a rousing rendition of “Arms Wide Open!” Check out the line up below.
With just a name and address, you can now get four free COVID tests sent to your home by way of the US Postal Service. The link to sign up for a free test is here. It is – and we cannot stress this enough – the easiest government form you will ever fill out. It will literally take you under a minute.
Stay safe, Chicagoland.
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if an iPod Nano came to life? When We Were Young Fest answers that question.
We’ll be seeing you folks in Vegas this fall. Hit us up on Facebook and let us know what band you’d like to see the most!
Your favorite fast food restaurant tried to kill a child. Or, at least that’s what this Karen wants you to think.
Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Get in touch with who you REALLY are, and order this the next time you’re at McDonald’s. It’s “your order based on your Zodiac sign.
ARIES: March 21 and April 19- Spicy chicken sandwich combo meal, because that’s what you are- spicy!
TAURUS: April 20 and May 20- Cheeseburger combo meal with an Oreo McFlurry, stable, boring, just like you but included is the Flurry because you enjoy the finer things in life.
GEMINI: May 21 to June 20- Sausage Burrito, a Blueberry Muffin, and some Orange Juice. They’ll get a little bit of everything because they’re so indecisive.
CANCER: June 21 to July 22- Crispy chicken sandwich combo with a Reese’s McFlurry, a tender meal for a tender person.
LEO: July 23 to August 22- Chicken McNuggets, so they can share and be the center of attention- just they way they like it.
VIRGO: August 23 to September 22, Big Breakfast with Hot cakes- filling, satisfying, so Virgo can have a productive morning.
LIBRA: September 23 to October 22- Again, Chicken Nuggets, cookies, large fries, all to share with their massive amount of friends because everyone loves a Libra.
SCORPIO: October 23 to November 21- Big Mac with fries and a large shake. You’re bold, passionate, and the large sandwich matches your headstrong disposition.
SAGITTARIUS: November 22 and December 21- McDouble with a Mango Pineapple Smoothie, they like to be different and try new things.
CAPRICORN: December 22 and January 19- Sausage, Egg and Cheese McGriddle, like Virgo, they need to start their day off right to achieve all of their goals.
AQUARIS: January 20 to February 18- Quarter pounder with cheese and bacon, this filling eccentric meal is perfect for the eccentric Aquarius
PISCES: February 19 and March 20- Crispy chicken sandwich will help spark the creativity of this water sign.
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Wendy’s twitter is nothing short of magical. You can always count on a sassy remark from their account. On ‘Roast Day’ they went after everyone, and people were beggin’ for it, just like their Frostys! No band, label or even store for that matter were spared. “Which came first, Hot Topic or the poser” – genius!
A customer at a popular restaurant noticed something about the tip calculator at the table pay machine- it was wrong. Every option of percentage of the actual total bill was off. Now, I’m not a mathematician, so if it looked right, I’d just pay it. But why? Was it because they’re accounting for the tax that the servers have to pay on their tips at the end of the night? Is it just a little kickback for the restaurant? Whatever the case may be, it sets a bad precedent because people might tip less since they don’t trust the system, thus affecting a server’s ultimate take home.
Senate candidate Gary Chambers Jr. said, “Every 37 seconds, someone is arrested for possession of marijuana.” He went on to say that “States waste $3.7 billion enforcing marijuana laws every year. Most of the people police are arresting aren’t dealers but rather people with small amounts of pot, just like me.” During this clip, Chambers can be seen smoking weed. He hopes this will lead to a pathway towards legalization. He’s got my vote!
We all have some form of anxiety. Unfortunately, some have it much more than others. If you suffer then, you know these all too well! Here are 5 signs of high functioning anxiety.
Its been a good week for moons here in Chicago. Last night, the Wolf Moon hung above Gotham, tonight the Blood Moon makes an apperance in the night sky, and on top of all that the new trailer for Moon Knight dropped. Check it out below.
If you thought it was bad seeing mommy kiss Santa Claus, imagine how horrific it must be to see mommy going to town on daddy. Please help these listeners out who can’t seem to control their urges in front of their children.
When should you stop having “relations” in front of your child? The conversation lives on Facebook!
A woman went to a bridal salon to get her deposit of $500 back and the store refused to return it for some reason. Instead of trying to speak to the owner or a manager, she dealt with it in her own way. The soon-to-be bride was so irritated that she snapped and started cutting brand new dresses in the salon with scissors while the store clerk was filming her telling her how much the dresses cost. After several minutes of meltdown, the woman put down her weapon of dress destruction and left. In total, she cause about $11,000 worth of damage. That’s a lot more than $500 if I did my math right. Isn’t getting married FUN?!
This kitty was spot on! I just love that fact that it’s singing into a microphone; most cats won’t do anything you want them to. What a good cat, the Princess of Darkness.
But please let’s not forget about this one that sounds like David Draiman…
The Fresh Prince has a real reboot on Peacock that’s dramatic. SNL ran with that idea and created a “new version” of Family Matters and the best character in it- Urkel. I never knew Steve could be such a badass. Check it out.
