This female streaker got taken DOWN!

Women can do anything men can do, including go streaking! This brave woman told her friends she was going to run on the field in her sports bra and she did it! Unfortunately for her, even though she’s good-looking, she still broke a ton of rules and had to be taken down. And boy did she get tackled. She posted the video to her TikTok saying, “I old ya I would do it.”

@javoncrystal

When you run the whole field & then get absolutely destroyed…. I told ya I was guna do it 😉🤦‍♀️ #fyp #foryourpage #destroyed #nrl #streaker

♬ original sound – Jay Jay

Playing “whadja do” outside the courthouse is always a good a time

If you haven’t had to go to court, you haven’t lived. But you can live vicariously through these guys, who are waiting outside to get inside. Everyone in line is there for a different reason, watch until the end when it gets- REAL. I bet this guy is sorry he asked the last one what he did, run dude, run!

She’s a professional… baby namer?

Naming a child is serious business for some parents. It’s also serious business for 33-year-old Taylor Humphrey. She gets paid around $1,500 to name someone’s kid! There have even been some instances where she’s been paid around $10k to do so, insanity! In 2020, she made over $150,000 helping people name their munchkins. The New York businesswoman calls herself a “passionate writer and storyteller” but doesn’t have any children herself. She used to be a matchmaker before she started this business in 2015. Humphrey said that sometimes parents will use her suggestions as middle names.

How messed up is real estate? $800K, as is, WITH PERSON LIVING IN BASEMENT

[📷: Pexels/RODNAE Productions]

How screwed up is the real estate market right now?

People are absolutely SCRAMBLING to get either level up or get into some sort of home before interest rates get completely out of hand. So that’s why I’m not even blinking when I see a listing like this from Zillow Gone Wild:

To recap, you would be buying a home with someone already living in your basement. A stranger. Who pays you no rent. And you have no access to see what kind of conditions this person lives in nor whether or not said person is a serial axe murderer.

To be honest, this sounds like something straight out of the Netflix series Ozark. But like, a lot less entertaining.

And before you argue that there is NO WAY someone would buy under these conditions, the home is under contract as of 4/13/2022.

This, folks, is the real estate game in 2022. The only way to win is not to play. Maybe.

Fall Out Boy’s Joe Trohman to release memoir this fall

Fall Out Boy’s Joe Trohman performs at the Hard Rock Live in Florida [📷: Ron Elkman/USA TODAY NETWORK]

Fall Out Boy‘s Joe Trohman is dropping a book on us all this fall.

Described as “full of revealing stories from his youth and his experiences of modern rock and roll stardom,” I’ll be interested to see how much of the memoir includes his experiences here at New Trier High School and his time in Arma Angelus.

The release date is in September, but you can find pre-order information below:

When she realizes what her name is in your phone…

This chick is not happy! She found out that she is listed as “Stacy Hanna Men’s Warehouse” in her HUSBAND’S phone. Yes, she worked there when they started dating, but it’s OK to update your phone bruh! Some people have cute little nicknames for their loved ones. He could’ve updated it at anytime over the course of a few years. And there’s endless things he could’ve put in- “my love” “wifey” “other half.” Now, the ringer is another story. I know a guy that put the Star Wars Imperial March for his wife when she called. It was not a good day when he lost his phone and she had to call it…

Kurt Cobain’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” guitar could get $800K at auction!

The 1969 Fender Mustang that Kurt Cobain used in the “Smells Like Teen Spirit” video will be up for auction through Julien’s Auctions on May 20th. A portion of the proceeds will go to Kicking The Stigma, a mental health charity, to go along with Mental Health Awareness Month. They are starting the bids between $600-800k, but they admit that’s pretty low given the guitar’s place in music history. They’ll also be selling his Dodge Dart he nicknamed “Baby Blue.” Here he is playing the iconic, left-handed Fender.

Grandma knows how to party!

It’s 9am on the golf course, so of course 80-year-old Linda has a drink in her hand! Just because she’s old doesn’t mean she can’t party. Watch and see why she thinks she needs it. That’s the kicker here. Something tells me her golf game might not be on point. Or maybe she needs it all to calm down, focus, and whack that ball into oblivion. Chug Linda, chug!

A foul ball made this guy’s White Claw explode in his face

If you’re gonna sit in the first row, you have to pay attention. This guy was, but thankfully his White Claw was there to protect him! All he got was booze to the face. And he seems kinda happy about it! Maybe he realized everyone will know that he was drinking a White Claw and had to laugh at himself.

Gilbert Gottfried passes away at age 67

Legendary comedian Gilbert Gottfried has passed away at age 67. His family announced his passing in a tweet today. Gottfried is best known for his unmistakable voice, as well as his work in Aladdin, Beverly Hills Cop II, and his lengthy and illustrious standup career.

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Sox open on the Southside…& here’s everything you need to know.

A Chicago White Sox reacts in the stands before Game 4 of the 2021 ALDS. [Matt Marton-USA TODAY NETWORK]

The Chicago White Sox are loaded up for another run at the World Series this year. Today marks the first time the 2022 team will play in front of their home crowd.

So, what do you need to know?

The best closing announcements you’ve ever heard

We’ve all heard the closing announcements at a store, grab your stuff get the heck out. This Walmart employee took it to a higher level. Not only did she sing them, she did it to the tune of John Mellencamp’s “Jack and Diane.” Someone give this woman a raise.

@kelikirby9600

Sharing another night closing with your nightly voice of reason. #closingTime #Walmart #VoiceOfReason #johnmellencamp

♬ original sound – Kelikirby

8 of Chicago’s suburbs ranked in the top ten of the nation for most affordable

Several Chicago suburbs are ranked in the top ten of most affordable and premiere suburbs in the nation. These burbs offer suburb living with a city-like lifestyle. Some of the characteristics they looked are the safety of the neighborhood, shopping and dining, outdoor recreation and quality housing. Eight out of 10 ain’t bad when there’s a 100 on their list! Here are the eight where you can live amenity-rich, affordably!

Number 1: Crystal Lake, IL

  • Avg. home price: $301,757
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 2: Algonquin, IL

  • Avg. home price: $331,258
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 3: Elk Grove Village, IL

  • Avg. home price $331,338
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 4: Snellville, GA

  • Avg. home price $335, 538
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $395,088

Number 5: Bloomingdale, IL

  • Avg. home price: $344,964
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 6: Vernon Hills, IL

  • Avg. home price: $351,844
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 7: Buffalo Grove, IL

  • Avg. home price: $366,486
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 8: Orland Park, IL

  • Avg. home price: $368,057
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 9: Morton Grove, IL

  • Avg. home price: $374,169
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $309,268

Number 10: North Haven CT

  • Avg. home price: $375,380
  • Avg. Chicago home price: $259,497

Police got confused when they pulled over a driverless car

Some police were surprised to find that the car they just pulled over didn’t have a driver. It was a driverless robotaxi in San Francisco. While in the midst of trying to figure out what to do with the delinquent, ahh computer, the car took off on them! It’s running from the cops! There’s no way it was programmed to do that… or was it?

2022’s best and worst entry level jobs

This year, graduates have a leg up given the fact that many places are needing to hire still since COVID. Employers expect to hire 26% more people graduating from college this year than last year. And many of those people, are looking for a real career, not just a quick gig. Here are the best entry level jobs, the top 20 at least, that have the potential for growth according to WalletHub.

Overall Rank Job TypeTotal Score Immediate Opportunity Growth Potential Job Hazards 
1Software Engineer I81.0771512
2Electronics Engineer I80.3012039
3Engineer I79.92111333
4Systems Engineer I79.6852333
5Industrial Engineer I79.51102333
6Electrical Engineer I79.2132839
7Operations Research Analyst I78.8634615
8Hardware Engineer I78.5723633
9Web Applications Developer I78.52183312
10Env., Health, and Safety Engineer I78.22241733
11Designer I – Web77.31224017
12Database Administrator I76.55391117
13Safety Representative I76.076481
14Systems Engineering Technician I74.67264645
15Architect I74.59281853
16Safety Technician I74.1831351
17Certified Nursing Assistant – Nursing Home Salaries73.54413729
18Attorney I72.2816192
19Materials Engineer I70.3691281
20Chemical Engineer I69.4927581

https://wallethub.com/edu/best-entry-level-jobs/3716

Ticket stub to Jordan’s first Chicago game sells for $100K

Michael Jordan [📷: USA TODAY NETWORK]

SEE MOM, I TOLD YOU! SHOULD HAVE NEVER THROWN AWAY MY CHILDHOOD STUFF!

A ticket from Michael Jordan’s debut here in Chicago sold for big bucks at auction this weekend:

I’m sure you have a nice collection of ticket stubs, toys, collectables — maybe even a guitar pick or drum stick from your favorite band. What is your most prized possession?

American Buffalo seen roaming in Chicago burbs

There’s an American Buffalo that’s been hanging out in Chicago’s northern burbs. Someone in Hawthorne Woods saw the giant roaming around there recently and caught footage of it. This actually isn’t the first time residents have seen buffalo either. Some people wonder if it’s “Tyson the Byson” that got loose last September in Wauconda. The Lake County Sheriff says call police if you see her.