Relationship Court: How to get a husband, according to 1958

This woman, Jordana Grace, found an article from the 1950’s that listed off things that women could do to find a husband. Back in the days before Tinder and Bumble, people had to get attention from the opposite sex in different ways. Although, we don’t recommend trying any of these in present times. Some of the things Jordana lists off are ‘get a sunburn’ or ‘cry in a corner.’ This might get you attention, but if it got any woman a hubby, even back then, we’d be shocked!

Post Malone covers Pearl Jam’s “Last Kiss”

On Post Malone’s recent tour, he’s been treating audiences to his own version of Pearl Jam’s, “Last Kiss.” Which itself is a cover from Wayne Cochran in 1961. That’s why it sounds like an old song, because it is! Here’s Post putting his own spin on it and making it gold again too! Enjoy!

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Rate Posty’s cover of PJ’s version of Last Kiss 🔥 #postmalone #pearljam #pearljamcover (via @Post Malone)

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Red Hot Chili Peppers release Eddie Van Halen tribute song

On Friday, The Red Hot Chili Peppers shared the new song, “Eddie” in full. Anthony Kiedis said, “Sometimes we don’t realize how deeply affected and connected we are to artists until the day they die.” Ain’t that the truth. “In the end, our song asks that you not remember Eddie for dying but for living his wildest dream.” That’s deep! Take a listen below.

9.25.2022 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • Nirvana – Territorial Pissings
  • Simple Minds – Alive And Kicking
  • Green Day – Nice Guys Finish Last
  • Flesh For Lulu – I Go Crazy
  • Garbage – Only Happy When It Rains
  • New Found Glory – Hit Or Miss
  • R.E.M. – Stand
  • Portugal. The Man – Tidal Wave
  • Foo Fighters – Long Road To Ruin
  • New Order – Regret
  • Veruca Salt – Seether
  • Seether – Fine Again
  • The Clash – Train In Vain

Hour 2

  • U2 – Vertigo
  • Soul Coughing – Circles
  • Alice In Chains – Would?
  • The The – This Is The Day
  • Blur – Song 2
  • The Gaslight Anthem – The ’59 Sound
  • Depeche Mode – Blasphemous Rumours
  • Hole – Doll Parts
  • Weezer – The Good Life
  • Siouxsie And The Banshees – Cities In Dust
  • Mumford And Sons – I Will Wait
  • CIV – Can’t Wait One Minute More
  • The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry

Hour 3

  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – Breaking The Girl
  • The 1975 – Chocolate
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Tonight, Tonight
  • Suzanne Vega – Luka
  • Pearl Jam – Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
  • Interpol – Slow Hands
  • The Smiths – Panic
  • Matisyahu – King Without A Crown
  • Stone Temple Pilots – Wicked Garden
  • O.M.D. – Dreaming
  • Local H – Bound For The Floor
  • Paramore – crushcrushcrush
  • Radiohead – High And Dry

Hour 4

  • The Ramones – Blitzkrieg Bop
  • Blind Melon – Tones Of Home
  • Beck – The New Pollution
  • INXS – Never Tear Us Apart
  • Blink 182 – Josie
  • Joan Osborne – One Of Us
  • The Raconteurs – Steady, As She Goes
  • They Might Be Giants – Ana Ng
  • Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
  • The Pixies – Debaser
  • Beastie Boys – Body Movin’
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Y Control

Major rule change considered for “Jeopardy!” — and fans don’t seem to be happy about it.

A rule change may be coming to long-time running game show Jeopardy! — one that is riling up fans.

The executive producer of the show is considering giving a cash bonus to contestants that answer an entire row of questions under one topic.

Mike Davies made the revelation on the podcast “Inside Jeopardy!” — here’s more details on what he said on the episode.

This revelation was meant with backlash from fans, one of whom summed up feelings best: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

We’ll see if it becomes reality.

Fall into fall with Weezer

Rivers Cuomo and company have released SZNZ: Autumn EP, seven songs to celebrate the start of fall following the concept of their previous two SZNZ EPs (Spring and Summer).

Here’s their performance of “What Happens After You”.

Park Ridge rejects Harrison Ford statue, hates fun

Harrison Ford, space outlaw and Nazi killer, isn’t going to get a statue in Park Ridge. Ford attended Park Ridge’s Main East High School in the 1950s. The city claimed that the statue is too expensive to build, but having something to do in Park Ridge seems priceless.

What statue should your city fund? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Papa Emeritus IV throws out the first pitch as Sox playoff chances slip away

I’m not one for goblins or ghouls, so I question why the White Sox would invite such a spooky presence to their ballpark to throw out the first pitch, but Papa Emeritus IV of the Swedish rock band Ghost took the bump and lobbed the ball over the plate to kick off last night’s festivities.

Perhaps inviting such an evil presence to the South Side was a bad idea, as the Sox bats were too scared to show up. They pushed across two runs, which is nowhere near the run support that Johnny Cueto needs at this stage in his career. Cueto falls to 7-9 on the season as the Sox barely keep their heads above .500 and fall 7 games behind Cleveland for the lead in the AL Central.

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Does your mom know that you like feet?

By clicking on this link, you’ve already outed yourself as being a deviant, so there’s no turning back now. The next time you get ready to suck on a little piggy, take a moment and think, “does my mother know that I like this?” For one recently married man, he and his mother have excellent communication skills.

Next time you call your mother, try being totally honest with her…for once.

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Nerdy white boy busts out Shaggy impression, crushes karaoke

The thought of karaoke immediately triggers the sound of drunk, college girls screaming Taylor Swift songs in an octave that no one can listen to comfortably. It’s the closest you can get to pleasuring yourself in public without actually breaking the law; it’s fun for you, but no one actually wants to watch it.

The exception to this rule is Shaggy Kid, who dawned a “Vote for Pedro” shirt in 2022 and then proceeded to go absolutely bombastic on a crowd of unsuspecting partygoers.

If Brian, Ali, & Justin were to host a karaoke night, what song are you going to belt out? Let us know on our Facebook page.

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Do the siblings of star athletes have it worse than the average child?

There’s nothing Brian, Ali, & Justin love more than an incredible athletic feat, but we fear we may have overlooked the victims of greatness. TikTok user “imnotdtf” (so don’t get any ideas, you freaks) sounded off on the app about how her brother being a star athlete negatively impacted her life.

@imnotdtf

shoutout to my athlete’s siblings who lived in the shadows #athlete #athletesiblings

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Is she a victim of helicopter parenting? Should she hold resentment against her brother? Or do we all have our struggles, and she should just get over it?

What sacrifice have you made for your siblings? Let us know on Facebook!

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Is your girlfriend mad at you? Here’s a list of Chicagoland pumpkin patches that can help

We’re two weeks into the NFL season and there’s no way that your relationship is going smoothly. Luckily, our friends at WGN have helped us tabulate a list of Instagram-worthy pumpkin patches that can you get out of the doghouse if you’ve neglected your lady during the last few weekends.

Abbey Farms
2855 Hard Rd.
Aurora, IL 60502
abbeyfarms.org

Bengtson’s Pumpkin Farm and Fall Fest
13341 W. 151st St.
Homer Glen, IL 60491
pumpkinfarm.com

County Line Orchard
200 S. County Line Rd.
Hobart, IN 46342
countylineorchard.com

Dave’s Pumpkins
9112 W Algonquin Road
Huntley, IL 60142
davespumpkins.com

Didier Farms
16678 Aptakisic Rd.
Lincolnshire, IL 60069
didierfarms.com

Dollinger Family Farms
7420 E. Hansel Road
Channahon, IL 60410
dollingerfarms.com

Goebbert’s Pumpkin Patch
42W813 Reinking Rd.
Pingree Grove IL 60140
goebberts.com

Jack’s Pumpkin Pop-Up
1265 W. Le Moyne St.
Chicago, IL 60622
jackspumpkinpopup.com

Johansen Farms Children’s Zoo
710 W. Boughton Rd.
Bolingbrook, IL 60440
johansenfarms.com

Kroll’s Fall Harvest Farm
13236 W Townline Rd.
Waukegan, IL 60087
krollsfarm.com

Puckerville Farms
13332 Bell Rd.
Lemont, IL 60439
puckervileafarms.com

Sonny Acres Farm
29W310 North Ave.
West Chicago, IL 60185
sonnyacres.com

Godspeed and good luck, gentlemen.

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Comfortable? Don’t be. This is how your ex could ruin your wedding

The thing about an “ex” is that they are supposed to be gone from your life for good. They aren’t supposed to pop in, hangout, or interfere with your life in any way, shape, or form after you call it a day. Unfortunately for one man, he learned the hard way that even if you’re no longer dating, you can still be subject to an ex’s outbursts.

@thesephew

Replying to @juuuullleeessssss crazy ex tried to ruin our shotgun wedding. #weddingstory #crazyex #LikeAMonarch #greenscreenvideo

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How did your ex impact your life after the breakup? The conversation lives on Facebook?

Oh, he’s also not gay, just in case anyone was wondering.

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Footage from this early Linkin Park performance will put you in your feels

Our friends at impericon.com have compiled a video of some of rock’s most iconic bands at the earliest stages in their career, including some incredibly intimate footage of Chester Bennington and company performing in a room no bigger than the average teenage bedroom.

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Legendary Bands Before They Were Famous! Would you have identified them? #impericon #korn #linkinpark

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What band did you see before they were famous? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Justin Fields hates you and he wants you to know it

After getting throttled by the Green Bay Packers on Sunday night, the supposed-Bears franchise quarterback took the stand and complained about how Bears fans aren’t in the locker room, thus they don’t feel the same pain as Justin Fields. It’s funny to think that Fields, who has been with the Bears for approximately 20 seconds, thinks he can imagine the pain that lifelong Bears fans have suffered.

Fields backed that statement up like a U-Haul truck when he spoke to the press yesterday, but it is so clear that Fields is lying through his teeth. It took him 14 games between this season and last for Fields to get fed up with a city that he’s not tough enough to play in.

Are you ready to abandon Fields as the Bears quarterback? The conversation lives on Facebook?

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TWISTED XMAS is back!

December 6: Portugal. The Man, Bob Moses, & Beach Bunny 

December 8: Jack White, Wet Leg, & Starcrawler 

December 9: The 1975 

The biggest party of the year comes to the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom December 6-9 thanks to our friends Byline Bank and Heineken.  Secure your tickets now by using the presale code “BYLINE”.