The thought of karaoke immediately triggers the sound of drunk, college girls screaming Taylor Swift songs in an octave that no one can listen to comfortably. It’s the closest you can get to pleasuring yourself in public without actually breaking the law; it’s fun for you, but no one actually wants to watch it.
The exception to this rule is Shaggy Kid, who dawned a “Vote for Pedro” shirt in 2022 and then proceeded to go absolutely bombastic on a crowd of unsuspecting partygoers.
If Brian, Ali, & Justin were to host a karaoke night, what song are you going to belt out? Let us know on our Facebook page.