You know it’s bad when a caption begins with “I know I’m evil…”

A woman in Australia, fed up with dealing with kids that aren’t hers, has made a plea for someone to start a suburb that is for “adults only”. She lamented how wherever she goes, there are kids screaming there.

Does she have a point, or does she need to suck it up? The conversation lives on Facebook!

A woman in Virginia is under fire for setting down her clipboard and lacing up her sneakers. Parents of the girl the coach impersonated noted that their daughter was out of town for a club basketball tournament during Churchland High School’s Jan. 21 game in Suffolk.

In the video above, you can see that once you put a 22-year-old woman on the court against a bunch of children, she becomes trouble. While we cannot find an official stat line, it is clear that she cleaned up for her team. That’s Mamba Mentality right there.

The assistant coach is no longer employed by Portsmouth Public Schools. Players and parents on the Churchland High School team have decided not to play any more games this season.

On Wednesday June 21, Chicago’s very own Fall Out Boy continues their world domination with a stop at the friendly confines of Wrigley Field. Tickets for this incredible experience will go on-sale this Friday, February 3.

Joining Fall Out Boy will be Chicago’s very own Alkaline Trio, as well as the recently reunited The Academy Is… and Royal & The Serpent.

If you’re worried about scoring tickets to this epic show, do not worry. On Thursday, February 2, every hour from 8:00AM onwards, Q101 will be giving away a pair of tickets to this show for Ticket Blitz Thursday.

Marie Kondo was ushered into our lives a few years ago after she told us to “spark joy” on Netflix. The neat-freak had turned people’s lives around, saving them from being hoarders and cleaning up their personal spaces. She forced people to toss any items that didn’t spark joy, in a practice that was influenced by the Japanese art of decluttering.

She told The Washington Post that things have changed, however, noting, “Now I realize what is important to me is enjoying spending time with my children at home.” She went on to say, “The true purpose of tidying is not to cut down on your possessions or declutter your space, but rather, to learn to make meaningful choices and find gratitude in everyday life.”

Messy is the new joyful. Rejoice, crumb-suckers.

$1.5 million. One point five m-m-m-million. That’s the total damage done by one woman in Harvey, who has finally been caught for her chicken wing scheme. Vera Liddell, of Harvey School District 152, has been charged with stealing over a million dollars worth of wings. According to WGN, court records accuse Liddell of ordering more than 11,000 cases of chicken wings from the school district’s food provider and then picking-up the order in a district cargo van. That food was never brought to the school.

District funds were used to pay for the food, according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings. If she wasn’t eating them, we don’t want to know what she was doing with them.

The Slanty toilet is here and it could soon be altering your workday. The internal parts function like a standard toilet, but its seat profile is far from standard. Rather than the traditional horizontal toilet seat, the top of the Slanty tilts down at an angle, changing the user’s body position.

While there are health and sanitary benefits to these toilets, Family Handyman notes, “For commercial customers, Slanty markets its product as a subtle way for management to cut down on prolonged bathroom breaks. Per the Slanty website, an eight- to 13-degree downward slant will reduce average time in the restroom by more than 25 percent. But let’s be honest: Is there any more passive-aggressive way to show you don’t trust your employees than installing uncomfortable toilets?”

If you see moderations being made to your workplace bathroom, just know that it’s because you were hanging out in there for far too long.

The “Brian” part of Q101’s Brian & Justin and local fast food enthusiast Brian Haddad is worried about a change coming to the Golden Arches. McDonald’s has unveiled a strawless lid in some markets for cold beverages only. The company said the lids “help optimize our packaging and eliminate the use of small plastics.”

When speaking to Q101’s digital team, Haddad expressed his fears about the change, noting that with the straw, their drinks “hit different”. He acknowledged that this could be an effort to “save the turtles and sh*t in the ocean”, but he doesn’t like the idea of turtles inconveniencing him.

By the end of 2025, McDonald’s is aiming for “100% certified, recycled or renewable materials.”

Snow is on the ground once again and it doesn’t appear to be leaving our lives anytime soon. For some residents in Pilsen, the Chicago tradition of calling ‘dibs’ has gone too far. After a light dusting of snow over the weekend, neighbors spoke out against the practice.

If you hate fun and want to get a dibs-related piece of property removed, you can call 311 and they can assist you from there.