White Sox employee throws the WORST ceremonial first pitch

The White Sox employee of the month got to throw out the ceremonial first pitch, but it may now be the worst first pitch of all time.

Here are the photos the photographer got… before he got hit.


Think you could do better, or worse?

VIDEO: Weatherman slams ‘Bachelorette’ fans complaining about tornado warning

Most people would like to know when there is a tornado heading your way that could cause destruction to your home and neighborhood, a lot stop and listen to know if they have to get to safety.

But locals in Dayton, Ohio didn’t seem to care when The Bachelorette was on. Viewers took to social media to complain to weatherman Jamie Simpson, telling him to get back “just get back to the show”.

He did not appreciate the comments. Check out his little rant towards the viewers who cared more about their ‘show’ than the impending weather.

But can you really blame him for going off?

TV Weatherman goes off on Bacherlorette fans complaining about tornado warnings

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You can keep your roses!

The Bachelorette is a TV institution, presenting the unrealistic scenario of dozens of men pursuing one lady for marriage. It is a sporting contest that gains so much feminine intrigue that apparently it means more than up-to-minute information about dangerous tornadoes. That is exactly what happened this week in Dayton,Ohio which was hit by several serious tornadoes and storms that caused a lot of damage, but that did not stop fans of the fuax romance contest show from complaining on social media to the local ABC affiliate about interrupting the show with serious need-to-know info.

In the video above, you can see the weatherman on air not having any of it declaring “this is a dangerous situation” and that “I am done with you. I really am, this is pathetic!”.

Courtney Love teasing a reunion of Hole

 

Courtney Hole lead Hole in their 90’s hey day to much success with hit songs ‘Doll Parts’ and ‘Celebrity Skin’, selling millions albums in the process, only to officially disband in 2002 under some nasty circumstances. The 90’s lineup would reunite for a brief 2-song performance with Love, guitarist Eric Erlandson, drummer Patty Schemel, and bassist Melissa Auf der Maur at an after party for Schmel’s documentary Hit So Hard. Well in a recent interview with the Guardian, Love says there is possibility of a full fledged reunion.

“We are definitely talking about it,” Love said. “There’s nothing wrong with honoring your past; I’ve just kind of discovered that. If you don’t, people will rewrite history and you will become an inconvenient woman.”

Here are some of the messiest breakups in recent music history.

Spike Jonez: Master of music videos from Weezer, Beastie Boys, and more

Our buds over at Consequence of Sound recently featured the masterful skills of music video titan Spike Jonze The director has  some of the most iconic and influential alternative music videos, to the point where he’s become one of the most underrated players in establishing the genre in the 90’s as a visual spectrum and not simply just an audible one.

Jonze also had a hand in some of the biggest hip hop videos of all time. He worked with Notoriuous B.I.G and the Pharcyde. He went on direct hit films like ‘Being John Malkovich’, ‘Her’,  and ‘Adaption’ with his unique slanted yet engaging touch. He’s also acted in plenty of films like ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ and ‘Three Kings’.Jonez has been able to balance high art with humor, as he was also a key player in the ‘Jackass’ movie/TV series. Jonez simply has continued to make alternative content for mainstream audiences looking for just that, something outside of the norm but within reach. Recently he partnered with VICE to launch the documentary focused cable channel Viceland. That’s quite the run when you consider he started just doing skate board videos.

This prompted a dig into his alternative video catalog so we could highlight some of his best work with our beloved favorite bands.

Weezer – ‘Buddy Holly’

This send-up to the cheesy TV sitcom ‘Happy Days’ used ahead-of-it’s-time editing to drop the band directly into the show playing in a sock hop scenario. The song already had our hearts, but this clip made the track get our eyes in a memorable way playing up Weezer’s unbridled embrace of smart-ass nerdom in all of it’s forms. Jonez also handled the video for another gem off the ‘Blue’ album ‘Undone (Sweater Song)’.

Beastie Boys – ‘Sabotage’ 

Three rappers turned 70’s dram cops in a wigs, sliding over cars, chasing bad guys over rooftops, and mugging for the camera. It’s almost has ingrained in our collective psyche as the song itself, and perfectly mirrors the song’s rousing energy.  Jonez and the surviving Beasites collaborated recently on special live retrospective live shows in New York and Philadelphia.

Bjork – ‘Oh So Quiet’ 

The Icelandic singer Bjork has never been one to follow the path previously traveled, but rather making one all her own which was clear in this video which took big Broadway style musical numbers and flipped them upside down. Yes, they do

FATBOY SLIM – ‘PRAISE YOU’

Alt dance wizard Fatboy Slim was not very fond of his music videos, until he got a note from Jonez expressing how much he liked his music and a presentation of lofi ideas for videos. The idea here was simply fun and undeniable. Jonez leads a not-well-trained dance troupe in a heartwarming flash mob (before those were a thing) as they dance their choreograph routine in front of a busy movie theater. It becomes such a scene that a man comes up and turns off the boom box providing the soundtrack, and they regroup to continue their radical act. It’s just fun and eye-catching to see a music video play out in a real space in relatively real time.

DAFT PUNK – ‘DA FUNK’ 

An anthropomorphic dog man brings his boom box and it’s raise-the-roof beat through the lonely streets of NYC just trying to connect as he settles into a new life. Yeah, how does that even make sense? Well watch the video and try not to feel for this mutt man.

Watch Mojo did a solid job as well digging into Jonez’s career.

“Burn Out” Is Now Officially Recognized as a Disease

The World Health Organization just officially classified work BURN OUT as a new disease.

That means that by 2022, doctors will be able to diagnose burn out . . . and, in theory, they’ll prescribe treatments that insurance companies should cover.

So what is burn out?  The official definition is, quote, “chronic workplace stress that has not been successfully managed.”

And the three symptoms are … Exhaustion . . . feeling negative, cynical, or detached from your job . . . and less efficiency and effectiveness at work.   I think I have all of those!  – Tim Virgin

(Daily Mail)

Four Red Line stations will be closed at the same time

The good news is that the Red and Purple lines will be getting some work done in the way of upgrades.  The bad news is that it will take a looooooong time.  And will cause some station shutdowns…

“The stations, Lawrence at 1117 W. Lawrence Ave. and Berwyn at 1121 W. Berwyn Ave., could close in late 2020 or early 2021 and aren’t expected to re-open until 2024, said CTA spokeswoman Tammy Chase.

The Argyle and Bryn Mawr stations will be closed for upgrades during that time, too, but the CTA will have temporary stations to replace those. When the four stations re-open in 2024, they’ll be updated and 100 percent accessible.

The closures are needed as part of the $2.1 billion Red-Purple Line Modernization project.”

More from Block Club Chicago HERE.

<3 Lauren

 

The Best Online Responses After a Preacher Carrying a “You Deserve Rape” Sign Was Hit

Disclaimer: We don\’t support violence…but we DO support consent and witty comebacks.

Brother Dean Saxton spends his days going to school campuses with a megaphone and signs to preach that \”Muslims are terrorists, homosexuality is a sin, and students who wear yoga pants \’deserve rape.\’\”, according to Bored Panda.

One such day, he was declaring that women who weren\’t Christians \”deserved to be raped\” when a student allegedly hit him in the head with a baseball bat. He was bleeding a bit, but was able to walk away. After news of the incident hit the internet, there was a deluge of salty comments. Here are a few of our favorite responses:

Read the full story (and see more responses) on Bored Panda.

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What if you could get PAID to drink wine

Wine company Rose All Day is currently looking for brand ambassadors. That means they pay YOU $10K to drink wine all day!

Along with the cash, the company will also send the lucky winner also gets to a free trip to France where they get to stay in the Rose All Day chateau. All you have to do to enter is

  1. Follow @Rose_All_Day
  2. Post killer #RoséAllDay content
  3. Tag @Rose_All_Day in that rosé-related content during the contest period          (June 8th, 2019 – September 2rd, 2019)

Think you could be the one? Go check out Rose All Day’s website for the complete list of rules.

Lesson here: Don’t make love to a drainpipe

WTF News: Horny teen learns a tough lesson when he gets his penis stuck in a metal pipe for an hour.

The 16-year-old decided to put his privates into a drain pipe that was sticking out of a wall, only to have it swell so badly that his friends had to call emergency services. Rescuers brought a metal cutting saw to hopefully free the boy, but his member was badly wedged inside. They only sawed of the length of the pipe and took him to the hospital to saw off the rest.

You can see the scary encounter of this giant saw so close to his downstairs:

PLEASE, do not be like this teen. Just seeing the video of them removing the pipe should shock you enough not to try it.

 

Video game addiction now classified as a mental disorder

Some have said it’s addictive, while others have said it’s simply a fun way to pass the time, but now health officials are declaring that there is indeed an addiction to video games.

The World Health Organization added video game addiction to the International Classification of Diseases (ICD), making it officially a health issue in the eyes of many. The official term for it is “Gaming Disorder” and it has been a decisive issue within the gaming world with many feeling like it’s an attack on the genre.

This video from Australia’s ABC breaks down the science behind gaming addiction.

What do you think? Hit us up on social media and let us know.

 

 

This is either the BEST or WORST cover of “Bittersweet Symphony” ever made.

For a complicated reason that Pitchfork will dive into for you, The Rolling Stones used to get 100% of the songwriting royalties every time The Verve’s “Bittersweet Symphony” played.  Not any more.

After all these years, Keith and Mick reversed course and decided to give that right to Richard Ashcroft, the songwriter and lead singer of the band.  💰💰💰

On a related note: this is either the best or worst cover of “Bittersweet Symphony” ever made.  Compare it to the original music video and decide for yourself.  My head hurts and I can’t do it.    — [eric]

Kurt Cobain pizza plate sells for over $20,000 at auction.

You may have seen that the cardigan worn by Kurt Cobain during his last professional photo shoot — fetched right around $75,000 at auction last week.

What you may not have seen?  A pizza plate that Kurt ate off of went for just under $23,000.

Now to be fair — it was a pizza plate that Kurt ate off of, flipped over, and wrote out the set list for a 1990 Nirvana show at the famed 9:30 Club in Washington D.C.  So, not just a food delivery device.  But still — that’s crazy.  Not quite as crazy as these other celebrity items sold at auction.   — [eric]

[📷 : Pexels]

 

5.26.19 Alt_Backspace

Hour 1

  • Smashing Pumpkins – Ava Adore
  • The Vapors – Turning Japanese
  • Folk Implosion – Natural One
  • Porno For Pyros – Pets
  • The Smiths – Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
  • Lit – Miserable/li>
  • Violent Femmes – American Music
  • The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry
  • Fountains Of Wayne – It Must Be Summer
  • Iggy Pop – Home
  • Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger
  • The Pixies – Here Comes Your Man
  • Rage Against The Machine – People Of The Sun

Hour 2

  • Weezer – Surf Wax America
  • R.E.M. – Can’t Get There From Here
  • Jeff Buckley – Last Goodbye
  • The Offspring – Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
  • Gang Of Four – I Love A Man In A Uniform
  • Belly – Feed The Tree
  • 311 – Don’t Stay Home
  • INXS – This Time
  • James – Laid
  • Stereo MC’s – Connected
  • Beck – Devil’s Haircut
  • Kim Wilde – Kids In America
  • The Replacements – Alex Chilton

‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ will have lots of monsters fighting

Every time a giant blockbuster movie built around a large enormous larger-than-life character is set to come out, there is always that natural trepidation from movie goers. Are we going to see enough of the robots in the robot movie? Will the ghost flick have a small or spooky ghost footage or will we get satisfying dose of the selling point for the film?

Well with next week’s ‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ it looks like you are going to get a lot of ‘the KIng’. This latest teaser trailer seems indicate there will be a solid serving of city-destroying thermo-nuclear breath blasting action from the Japanese creature feature icon in this sequel to 2014’s ‘Godzilla’ from Warner Bros.

For fans of the long-running ‘kaiju’ series rebooted with big budget flair, you will get see ‘Zilla tangle with fellow big baddies like KIng Ghidorah, Mothra, and Rodan.

The first few reactions to the film at press screenings have been widely positive according to EW. read more on that here. 

The film hits theaters and IMAX on May 31st.

As for the soundtrack, System of a Down’s Serj Tabnkian collaborated with Bear McCreary on an epic rendition of 70’s rock titans Blue Oyster Cult’s ode to the monster.

Blink-182 to play “Enema Of The State” in full on this tour?

The ultimate tease for Chicago, in three Tweets — thanks to a recent Mark Hoppus takeover of the official Blink-182 account (@blink182).

First, the ask — totally of a generalized nature and not leading at all:

Second, the reply — VERY specific to get our hopes up:

And finally, the big ask for Chicago:

Nice work, Malort Mami. The city owes you big time if “Enema Of The State” happens this fall in Douglas Park.  — [eric]

[📷 : Julia Simone Paul]

How do you make a mockbuster movie?

Who needs a big budget Disney reboot of Aladdin when you can get a direct-to-TV or DVD knock off? Yeah, who needs Transformers when you get Transmorphers! Asylum Studios who rolled out the B-movie junk food series Sharknado, is doing that again with an Aladdin mockbuster. Vice documented the whole process of making a knock-off adventure film in 7 days. Beware some naughty words in this video.