Hey Brian, Brian, Brian, BRIAN! LISTEN TO ME!
Hey Brian, Brian, Brian, BRIAN! LISTEN TO ME!
Getting a prize in a cereal box is way more fun of a surprise than finding a semi-automatic gun inside your baby bouncer box.
A Florida couple received a baby bouncer toy from Goodwill as a gift for a baby shower.
It seemed unopened and was only $10 so why not hop on that baby bouncer bargain. However, some things are just too good to be true.
That is NOT a baby toy!
Guess what, the gun was fully loaded too! Luckily the father to be was ex-military so it was dealt with safely.
Babies first gun? How adorably aggressive!
The action film series ‘ John Wick’ is known for some epic wild fight scenes. ‘Wick’ director David Leitch took his eye for the bad ass and applied to this over-the-top snow ball clash. Yes, it’s an ad for the new iPhone but does’nt it look pretty sweet?
Also did you that snowball fights are a legitimate competitive sport in Japan? Where do I get that thing that makes all the snowballs like it’s a cookie cutter?
If you went to a gym, tanning bed, or laundry mat yesterday, you have Jersey Shore to thank. It is a known fact that these great inventions were founded a decade ago with the start of MTV’s runaway hit, Jersey Shore.
It’s easy to only look at Jersey Shore as a nostalgic relic of yesteryear, but there was a point in time when this show was drawing nearly ten million viewers on cable. It dominated culture in a way that every show dreams of doing, yet only a few actually do.
We’ll forever be DTF for Jersey Shore.
If you’ve ever wanted a chance to spread your stench at least 10 feet, you’re in luck this Christmas. The Fart Launcher 3000 has hit the market and is one of the best-selling gifts this holiday season. Marissa DiBartolo, editor-in-chief of Toy Insider, notes that “Potty humor is pretty much a guaranteed hit with kids.”
As we witness the decline of Western civilization before our very eyes, let it be known that according to multiple users “it actually does stink”. They’ve finally found a kid’s toy that actually works.
If you want to get your stinker this stinker of a gift, good luck finding it. These are currently sold out at Wal-Mart and are going fast at Target and on Amazon.
Russell Wilson is a man of many talents. He’d led the Seahawks to the Super Bowl, he’s been invited to Pro Bowls, and he’s been in the running for MVP in the past. On the field, he’s one of a kind. No one can do what Wilson does. He’s a unique individual who has made a career off of being unique. His verbiage, on the other hand, leaves a little to be desired.
Russell Wilson gave us the most cringe-worthy mic’d up in NFL history on Monday night pic.twitter.com/EGihjIloMD
— Kevin Boilard (@247KevinBoilard) December 3, 2019
We’re not sure why Wilson only speaks in these absurd cliches, but it’s the way he’s chosen to live his life. We just hope that he only speaks like this on the field. Phrases like “love you boys, let’s crack it open” and the copious amount of “ayyyyys”, “ohhhhhhs”, and “atta baby” might confuse normal civilians.
Even with these cliches being a part of his game, we’d still gladly trade Wilson for Mitch Trubisky and anyone else the Bears want to throw in. Can we make that happen?
WKQX-FM’s “Soul Asylum Text” Contest
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Indiana, do you know this guy? Donald Murray was featured on Live PD for being a pretty obviously dumb criminal, who has the phrase “CRIME PAYS” tattooed on his forehead. Yeah, so um, not a good idea. He is wanted for fleeing from police when he was running from a crash after a high-speed chase when officers were trying to pull him over as he drove his vehicle with its lights off.
You can help bring this tattooed dork into custody, call the following police number 812-232-1311.
UPDATE: Live PD Nation if you have any tips on Donald Murray’s whereabouts, please call 812-232-1311
Posted by Live PD on A&E on Saturday, November 30, 2019
Why? Because the internet. I apologize in advance… <3 Lauren
You got something to say? Are you trying to throw thumbs right now son!
There’s no reason why this exists.
There’s no answer to why this man has so much time on his hands.
But we don’t care, cause, this is the internet! So watch this guy play All Star on a bunch of melons!
Thank you for your service sir.
We are all fighting time, but World War II veteran Andrew E. Slavonic may have the answers.
Slavonic turned 102 on December 1 and he says the secret to his life longevity is his daily Coors Light!
At 4 pm on the dot every day he pops open a nice cold Coors Light, which everyone knows is made with the water from the fountain of youth.
A big welcome to 101 year old WWII veteran, Andrew Slavonic!
His secret to a long life? Coors Light.
“I drink more than 1 a day. Sometimes I have 2 or 3. We got to have that one at 4 o’clock though, that’s the most important.”
It’s 4 o’clock somewhere: https://t.co/cNNOCjNSEF pic.twitter.com/Cgc0lhVitk
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) December 16, 2018
It was an honor welcoming Army Air Force veteran Andrew E. Slavonic and his family to the Coors Brewery in Golden last week. https://t.co/SMyAHHPBk3
— MillerCoors (@MillerCoors) January 13, 2019
Coors Light even flew him out to visit their brewery in Colorado to show him exactly what the secret ingredient is that’s kept him alive all these years.
Live long, and drink beer!
We didn’t anticipate sharing something like this when the workday started today, and yet… here we are.
It’s “All Star,” performed on melons that have been hollowed out and turned into ocarinas. It’s like watching a Legend of Zelda score come to life!
If you’ve ever been in a situation where you’ve thought to yourself, “I could really use a drink,” but downing an adult beverage at that moment wouldn’t be advisable, Walmart has just the thing for you. According to the Instagram account, @candyhunting, Walmart is selling Rosé Wine Drink Enhancers that let you rosé all day with none of the alcohol.
Just add a few drops to water and you’ll instantly have the flavor of wine. Boom. Delish points out that you may have to go to the store to find these, as they’re not listed on the website. CandyHunting says the additive was located in the juice aisle, under the Walmart’s Great Value brand.
Finally… our first peek at “Black Widow,” starring Scarlett Johannson.
This three-year-old is on the autism spectrum, but that doesn’t stop him from spitting out mad bars.
Straight FIRE!!!!
You go kid!
Senior Day for college football players is one of the most memorable moments of their lives.
Usually, players run out of the tunnel to thousands of fans cheering for you and then are embraced by your parents to commemorate all of the hard work that the player had put in.
Unfortunately, this isn’t the experience that fifth-year senior Josh Butler of the Michigan State Spartans got to experience. He lost both his parents during his college tenure.
But where there is a hole in a person, there is always a dog to fill it! That is why Butler adopted his two pups Roxi and Remi. They led Josh out onto the field for his final game as a college player.
Josh Butler, in Spartan Stadium for the last time. pic.twitter.com/WE18LkBcl4
— David Harns (@DavidHarns) November 30, 2019
I’m not crying! You’re crying… shut up!!
Dogs are so good, that’s all we have to say.
You have just a few hours left before the end of our special Cyber Monday sale for the Nights We Stole Christmas Night 5 featuring 311, Highly Suspect, and the Glorious Sons at the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom. The tickets are only 2 for 1 with this special sale that ends tonight (Dec 2nd) at midnight. Get your tickets here.
311 told us staying awesome in this very LOUD session recorded in the Lounge in 2017.
The Glorious Sons gave us a deep look into their music in this intimate session from the Lounge earlier this year.
Lauren chatted with Highly Suspect at Lollapalooza in 2017.
Pearl Jam just announced international festival shows for 2020, well they got more good news in time for the Christmas season. The band will start “12 Days of Pearl Jam” series according their official fan club Ten Club, with one of its holiday songs released each day for the next 12 days. The tracks will be featured on a seasonal playlist available on Spotify.
The Seattle band has released holiday singles dating all the way back to 1991, so they have a lot to work with here.
They started with this funky cover of Steve Wonder’s ‘Someday at Christmas’.
Bishop Briggs performed Jekyll And Hide (below) on Kimmel last week and as a treat threw in a few extra songs including a cover medley of twenty one pilots, Panic! At The Disco and My Chemical Romance
(medley starts at 4:30 in this video shared by Lilpicki)