The secret to living long is beer!

We are all fighting time, but World War II veteran Andrew E. Slavonic may have the answers.

Slavonic turned 102 on December 1 and he says the secret to his life longevity is his daily Coors Light!

At 4 pm on the dot every day he pops open a nice cold Coors Light, which everyone knows is made with the water from the fountain of youth.

Coors Light even flew him out to visit their brewery in Colorado to show him exactly what the secret ingredient is that’s kept him alive all these years.

Live long, and drink beer!

FINALLY: Smash Mouth ‘All Star’ performed using melons

We didn’t anticipate sharing something like this when the workday started today, and yet… here we are.

It’s “All Star,” performed on melons that have been hollowed out and turned into ocarinas. It’s like watching a Legend of Zelda score come to life!

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Walmart selling ‘Rosé Drink Enhancer’ to flavor your water like wine

If you’ve ever been in a situation where you’ve thought to yourself, “I could really use a drink,” but downing an adult beverage at that moment wouldn’t be advisable, Walmart has just the thing for you. According to the Instagram account, @candyhunting, Walmart is selling Rosé Wine Drink Enhancers that let you rosé all day with none of the alcohol.

Just add a few drops to water and you’ll instantly have the flavor of wine. Boom. Delish points out that you may have to go to the store to find these, as they’re not listed on the website. CandyHunting says the additive was located in the juice aisle, under the Walmart’s Great Value brand.

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Proof that dogs are the best

Senior Day for college football players is one of the most memorable moments of their lives.

Usually, players run out of the tunnel to thousands of fans cheering for you and then are embraced by your parents to commemorate all of the hard work that the player had put in.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the experience that fifth-year senior Josh Butler of the Michigan State Spartans got to experience. He lost both his parents during his college tenure.

But where there is a hole in a person, there is always a dog to fill it! That is why Butler adopted his two pups Roxi and Remi. They led Josh out onto the field for his final game as a college player.

 

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I’m not crying! You’re crying… shut up!!

Dogs are so good, that’s all we have to say.

Get ’em Now! TNWSC 2 for 1 Tickets for 311,Highly Suspect, & Glorious Sons

You have just a few hours left before the end of our special Cyber Monday sale for the Nights We Stole Christmas Night 5 featuring 311, Highly Suspect, and the Glorious Sons at the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom. The tickets are only 2 for 1 with this special sale that ends tonight (Dec 2nd) at midnight. Get your tickets here. 

311 told us staying awesome in this very LOUD session recorded in the Lounge in 2017.

The Glorious Sons gave us a deep look into their music in this intimate session from the Lounge earlier this year.

Lauren chatted with Highly Suspect at Lollapalooza in 2017.

Celebrate 12 days of Pearl Jam with holiday tunes

Pearl Jam just announced international festival shows for 2020, well they got more good news in time for the Christmas season. The band will start “12 Days of Pearl Jam” series according their official fan club Ten Club, with one of its holiday songs released each day for the next 12 days. The tracks will be featured on a seasonal playlist available on Spotify.

The Seattle band has released holiday singles dating all the way back to 1991, so they have a lot to work with here.

They started with this funky cover of Steve Wonder’s ‘Someday at Christmas’.

Bishop Briggs covers twenty one pilots, Panic! and MCR

Bishop Briggs performed Jekyll And Hide (below) on Kimmel last week and as a treat threw in a few extra songs including a cover medley of twenty one pilots, Panic! At The Disco and My Chemical Romance

(medley starts at 4:30 in this video shared by Lilpicki)

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Elton John might’ve peed in front of you

If you had the pleasure of attending one of Elton John’s Las Vegas shows in the fall of 2017, there’s a chance that you saw Elton John pee right in front of you, whether you realize it or not.

John was recovering from a prostate cancer surgery that affected his bladder control, so the legendary frontman wore a diaper on stage. The operation nearly killed John, so wearing a diaper in front of thousands of screaming and adoring fans is a small price to pay.

Now that we think about it, wearing a diaper in front of thousands of fans doesn’t sound that bad…we’ll just leave that there.

Robots are going to kill us all

Police are now using robot police dogs (a possible great band name, albeit a terrifyingly real invention) in the state of Massachusetts. For three months, the MA State Police have been secretly testing out the power of the robot dogs and now even the ACLU is starting to get suspicious.

“We just really don’t know enough about how the state police are using this,” noted Kade Crockford, director of the technology for liberty program at the ACLU of Massachusetts.

Just like anything else, it’s not a matter of whether the state police use this, it’s a matter of if they abuse it. We don’t want to speak for everyone, but I think it’s safe to assume that no one wants to be abused by a robot police dog. That is a tough sell for anyone.

Oh well, eventually robots will be able to write all of these blog posts, then they’ll be able to host the KQX Morning Show, then they’ll all overthrow us humans and we’ll be left living in the Wall-E-verse. *heavy sigh*

Arizona teen is no Santa Claus

An Arizona teen attempted to sneak into her house after being out later than she was supposed to. After realizing that all of her doors were locked, she attempted to go in through the chimney. Two problems, she’s not Santa Claus and this is real life.

The teen was stuck at the bottom of the chimney for 90 minutes before rescue crews arrived to fish her out. It should be noted that the teen’s parents had to rush home from their movie night and were, quote, “really mad”.

We would be too if our child decided to do something this dumb.

Queued Up Playlist 12/1/19

HOUR 1
Bob Moses Listen to Me
Beware of Darkness Bloodlines
Houses Bad Checks
The Districts Hey Jo
Yelawolf Opie Taylor
Billie Eilish Everything I Wanted
Glass Animals Tokyo Drifting
2 Feet You
Liily Wash
Saint Motel Van Horn
Flora Cash Missing Home
Lukr Big Kids
Wolf Parade Against the Day
The Darcys Melodramatic
HOUR 2
Tame Impala It Might Be Time
Clairo Bags
Post Animal Safe or Not
Sub Urban Cradles
Blue Stones Shakin off the Rust
Counterfeit It Gets Better
Eliza and the Delusionals Just Exist
Steve Lacy Playground
Skegss Up in the Clouds
Beck Uneventful Days
Goody Grace Scumbag
Finneas Shelter
Of Montreal Peace to All Freaks
Mansionaire feat Shaed Easier
Pharmacose Victory at Wit’s End
Phantogram In a Spiral
Yungblud Original Me
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Hour 1

  • Alice In Chains – Heaven Beside You
  • Depeche Mode – It’s No Good
  • Soup Dragons – Divine Thing
  • Foo Fighters – This Is A Call
  • INXS – Don’t Change
  • Our Lady Peace – Clumsy
  • Camper Van Beethoven – Take The Skinheads Bowling
  • Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Thirty-Three
  • They Might Be Giants – Ana Ng
  • Veruca Salt – Volcano Girls
  • Split Enz – I Got You
  • Goldfinger – Here In Your Bedroom

Hour 2

  • Social Distortion – Story Of My Life
  • The Smiths – This Charming Man
  • Poe – Angry Johnny
  • Green Day – Prosthetic Head
  • Tones On Tail – Go!
  • Screaming Trees – Nearly Lost You
  • The Breeders – Divine Hammer
  • The Cure – Pictures Of You
  • Rancid – Salvation
  • Chemical Brothers – Let Forever Be
  • Pearl Jam – Wishlist (Live)
  • The Call – The Walls Came Down

Lawsuit over Nirvana smiley face is answered — with another lawsuit.

A famous clothing designer has hit back at the Nirvana estate of the use of a famed logo.  More on that in a moment.

But first, Francis Bean Cobain has made her “Kurt Was Here” clothing line available across ALL Urban Outfitters this weekend, making the six t-shirt collection more accessible than ever.  You can check out the designs below:

 

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Meanwhile, a development in the lawsuit over Marc Jacobs apparent use of the famed Nirvana smiley face:  he is counter-suing Nirvana LLC — claiming the band’s copyright registration is “invalid and unenforceable.”  We’ll see how that plays out.  — [eric]

Watch the heartwarming E.T. reunion commercial

It premiered during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade and has racked a lot of attention online. E.T the Extraterrestrial who won our collective hearts in the 80’s sci-fi adventure film was reunited with an adult Elliot in a longoform commercial for Comcast Xfinity.

Some fans have been critical of the ad while others find it to be sweet nostalgia for the Christmas season. What do you think?

If you think this is bad, it’s not nearly as bad the awful Atari video game which was a huge bomb when it was released. It’s grown to become it’s own legend when thousands of game cartridges were buried in the dessert.WIRED documented the excavation in 2014 was pretty entertaining.

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Pete Davidson has fans sign non-disclosure agreements before shows

Would signing a non-disclosure agreement keep you from going to a show? ‘Saturday Night Live’ comedy star Pete Davidson and his team started issuing the NDA’s with a $1 million fine if broken to those attending shows on his current stand up comedy tour. The actual document made it’s way online this week for a show in San Francisco, but Consequence of Sound reports Davidson has employed the policy since his November 7th show in Minnesota. According to posts on social media, the agreement states “shall not give any interviews, offer any opinions or critiques, or otherwise participate by any means or in any form whatsoever (including but not limited to blogs, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, or any other social networking or other websites whether now existing or hereafter created) in the disclosure of any Confidential information…” .

This is an odd policy, but similar moves have been made by other popular comedians to protect their material from leaking online before they can bring their show to another city or film it for a special. A few year ago at Chicago’s Thalia Hall, Dave Chapelle utilized the growing tech of Yondr pouches to keep fans off their phones during show, preventing the show from being bootlegged.

As a comedian, I completely understand some comics feeling this is necessary to protect their material and keep it sacred in the digital age. Now I am not performing on the same scale as Davidson, but when your jokes are distributed out there without your permission, it can inhibit how you can continue to development that joke which may not be in it’s final form when you see in a shake cell phone filmed video.

 

 

Rumor killer: The Simpsons are not ending anytime soon

News of the upcoming demise of the Simpsons have been greatly exaggerated. The rumor started recently when the show’s well-known music composer Danny Elfman said in a recent interview he believed the beloved animated series would be ending soon after more than 30 years on the air. Well, that story is dead following a tweet from showrunner Al Jean.

While you are here check out Watch Mojo’s list of the best episodes of the Simpsons. I don’t know if I agree with all of them but number 1 is not a bad choice.

 

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Watch a Barney Balloon Die during the 1997 Thanksgiving Day Parade

 

New York City’s Thanksgiving Day parade is a cherished tradition with the holiday just like arguing with your relatives about politics and lying to your grandmother about her cooking being good. It draws millions of people to downtown area of America’s biggest city with even bigger character ballons featured in the parade, which delight children who can see their favorites in a massive way. In 1997, it was a different story with a failure that is hilarious for sheer scale of disastrous it was.

The New York Times reported that day on the windy conditions and challenges faced by the huge character balloons.

“At times, the balloons were not gliding but instead were careering as their handlers on the ground struggled to keep control in winds that reached as high as 43 miles an hour. For a while, the balloons seemed to be falling like flies. Barney suffered extensive damage and had to be removed at 51st Street. The Pink Panther succumbed at 42d Street. Quik Bunny and the Cat in the Hat limped away at 36th Street.”

That’s the most annoying yet beloved purple dinosaur in TV history got ripped open, deflated, and stomped out by the NYPD in front of millions of people.  Barney the Dinosar’s humongous balloon got ripped open with soaring winds and in the raw uncut video above you can see over the course of a few minutes the friendly dinosaur gets flattened out on the street. You can hear the person filming say “this is going to give kids nightmares.”

Esquire did a detail report about the balloon problems that year during the NYC parade and how one women was injured in a similar accident during the same parade with a different balloon. You can read that here. 

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