Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor tells Revolver that a new NIN album and tour are ready to go for next year. The story broke on Reddit, in advance of the issue of Revolver hitting the stands.
Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor tells Revolver that a new NIN album and tour are ready to go for next year. The story broke on Reddit, in advance of the issue of Revolver hitting the stands.
The Ataris rerecorded their cover of Don Henley’s “Boys of Summer,” because why not.
White Reaper was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and were awesome! Check out the performances:
There’s a new study that estimates half of US adults will be obese by 2030. The study, done by researchers at Harvard University’s T.H. Chan School of Public Health, paints the picture that obesity will be 35% in every state, and the number will be 50% in at least 29 states. According to the study, the highest obesity rates will be in Arkansas, Alabama, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Oklahoma.
Grab your VHS cameras and start injuring yourself, the wildest crew in television history is back and ready to return with their fourth major motion picture in March of 2021. The show, which launched in 2000 under the direction of Johnny Knoxville,, Spike Jonze, and Jeff Tremaine, has racked up over $335M in its existence. Few shows have been able to penetrate the pop culture zeitgeist in the way that Jackass has. Jackass changed everything.
Jackass is exactly what the modern world needs. We’re all in favor of a Jackass return.
This mom decided to try some tea recently to help boost her productivity. Unfortunately, she found out recently that her kids had not been giving her the energy-boosting green tea, but rather the Sleepy Time Tea that is nearly-guaranteed to knock you out.
She’s clearly not having it, and who could blame her? This is a first class drugging from the youth of America – that is terrifying. The mom is rightfully upset and we can’t imagine what she’s going to do to get revenge.
In the most recent issue of Women’s Health Mag, which is one of our staff favorites here at the KQX Morning Crew Show with Brian, Ali, and Justin; Kate Beckinsale gave a rather shocking interview. Beckinsale, the 46-year-old smoke show, said, “I think more people would do well married if they didn’t have to live in the same house. Being married is kind of easy, but the living-with-the-person thing is a lot.”
We’re not saying to take Beckinsale’s advice, especially this close to the holiday season, but as the calendar turns to 2020 and we start our “new decade, new me” motivational speeches in the mirror, it’s perhaps not a bad idea to bring up the Beckinsale Theory as it will henceforth known as to your significant other. Give it a shot and let us know @101WQXK how it goes
The porch pirate avenger is back with a new video.
Mark Rober is an ex-NASA employee spent a year and a half of his life trying to get back at someone who stole a $5 Amazon package off his porch. The result was a glitter bomb bait package video that has entertained nearly 78 million viewers since last Christmas.
He’s back with both a beefed-up version 2.0 —- and a cameo from his Home Alone inspiration, Macaulay Culkin. Keep the change, you filthy porch pirates. — [eric]
Upworhty turned us on to this story of a Virgin Atlantic flight where a first class passenger made an 88 year old women’s lifelong dream come true. Riding your entire life in coach can make you aspire for the comfort and upgrades of first class, so how sweet is it that a man gave up his first class seat for a sweet old woman?!
Amy, a flight attendant on the plane wrote about the heartwarming exchange on Facebook:
Jack and his family purchased seats In our upper-class cabin for a flight home from New York, but when he got on board, Jack went and found violet in economy and swapped seats with her. He then sat on the row of seats directly next to the economy toilets and never made a peep or asked for anything the rest of the flight. No fuss, no attention, literally did it out of the kindness of his own heart, no one asked him too,
Posted by Leah Amy on Tuesday, December 10, 2019
Posted by Leah Amy on Tuesday, December 10, 2019
WKQX-FM’s “AHOY Ticket Blitz” Text Contest
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Hardcore punk shows live and die by regular society’s willingness to put up with their actions. We here at Brian, Ali, and Justin fully support the growth of hardcore punk and some would say that our interns might even actively support the scene, so it’s no surprise to us that when a Denny’s in Santa Ana, California, decided to host a local hardcore band over the weekend, things got a little out of hand. Chairs, tables, and chandeliers were damaged in the process, so it sounds like a normal hardcore show.
The GoFundMe can be found here. Any donations can help support the scene and hopefully convince Denny’s that booking hardcore shows is a good idea.
Chicago band Twin Peaks had their touring gear stolen from their trailer on Monday night. This is something that is happening all too much for touring bands both in Chicago and nationwide. The least that alternative fans can do is be on the lookout for the stolen gear, which includes:
The band has reached out to Chicago police detectives. If you know anything about the stolen instruments, contact Chicago police at 312-744-8290 or message the band on twitter @TwinPeaksDudes.
In Arizona, police arrested a woman for trying to set her boyfriend on fire. That, by itself, is very bad. There’s no good reasoning for trying to light your significant other (or anyone for that matter) on fire, but this is compounded by the fact that she tried to light him on fire because he didn’t celebrate her being awarded a job at Subway.
Naturally, the 46-year-old woman is now facing charges of aggravated assault and criminal damage. “Criminal damage” is a very kind way of saying “tried to light someone on fire”. Oh, Arizona, we hope you stay weird. It’s tough to say that we hope you keep trying to light people on fire, but we at least hope they keep on trying to light people on fire because it’s madly entertaining for us Chicagoans.
A Denver man made his presence felt on a stranger’s porch this weekend as he decided to defecate all over the nice neighborhood entryway. This wasn’t a hit-and-run, however, the man decided to hang out afterward.
The man attempted to break into the home and when he failed, he decided to drop a deuce. He was likely intoxicated, which is no excuse for doing what he did, but it at least helps us psychoanalyze his decision. This would be a truly awful thing to come home to.
He came to national fame on Saturday Night Live as a cast member and went on to big success in movies, so Adam Sandler returning to the comedy institution as a host felt like a big deal last night. He opened the show with a fun ditty about being “fired” from the show as a cast member but how he won with his post-SNL career with a cameo from Chris Rock. Longtime fans got to see Sandler revive his classic Weekend Update character Opera Man with a modern run of jokes at modern day news and politics. The most moving portion was his performance of his tribute to the late great Chris Farley in song. It made me tear up watching it.
The holidays are a tough time of the year for everyone. There’s stress from the family, stress about shopping, and stress about the fact that it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year. One FedEx driver has had enough. They drove through a fence recently and were unapologetic about it.
The plowing of the fence is a thing of beauty, but the slow backup and roll away is the cherry on top. This is peak 2019 behavior. It’s crazy to drive over a fence, but to drive away and not care is crazy behavior. It’s an insane way of acting, but it’s how the world operates in 2019.
A California lawyer sent an email to an opposing counsel that read simply, “eat a bowl of d*cks”. The lawyer, Christopher Hook, is now in trouble for sending far worse emails laced with homophobic slurs.
This is some of the most shocking behavior we’ve ever seen from a lawyer. We feel like he’s one minute away from banging his hands on the desk and yelling “that ain’t true!” This scene seems like a disaster of epic proportions and it’s made far worse by the fact that he’s now under the gun for his peculiar phrasing of an email, you know, the whole “eat a bowl of d*cks”, part.
The Fyre Festival has become one of the biggest failures in music history. The widespread scam behind the destination festival has been featured at depth in documentary films on Hulu and Netflix. It was laughably bad in retrospect.
Blink-182 was one of the many acts booked for the fest-that-never-was, and apparently one of the people behind this whole thing is suing them. Yes, a band who did the right thing and pulled out of this trash is getting taken to court over it.
AltPress is reporting that Blink’s management company is going to court to settle a $500,000 law suit brought against them by festival trustees. The same plaintiffs filed similar lawsuits recently for $14.4 million against the musical acts and social influencers like Kendall Jenner that did not show up for the 2017 island event.
WKQX-FM’s “The Used Text” Contest
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To endure the loss of band members, changing tides in music technology, and evolving taste yet you still remain deeply adventurous and expressive with a worldwide fanbase, that is no easy task. Red Hot Chili Peppers have done that very well, making themselves one of the most profound bands in alternative music.
So with the good news this week that John Frusciante is rejoining the group, let’s start the debate in the comments about the best RHCP songs plucked by me, a longtime fan of the funky monks from Fairfax High School. Note these are just MY picks, let us know YOUR favorites on Facebook, Twitter, and other social media thingy dingy.
25. ‘MINOR THING’
This ‘By The Way’ deep cut has been theorized to be about the creative differences between members of the band. The song has chill yet trotting path while having this layered vocal by former guitarist Frusscante behind singer Anthony Kiedis. It was never a radio single, but it’s one of those songs that showed band’s wide range from fast to smooth.
https://youtu.be/Vzqv1FfPuSA
24. CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS RULE
This song is sort of self explanatory. If we were go more into it, I would get in trouble with my parents.
23. COFFEESHOP
Good art whether it’s a painting, a movie, or a song should take you somewhere. This tale from ‘One Hot Minute’ does that with a nod to alternative icon Iggy Pop, a person whose dance moves you should emulate.
22. KNOCK ME DOWN
Off 1989’s ‘Mother’s Milk’ this song showed RHCP’s burgeoning maturity as they faced the death of guitarist and dear freind Hillel Slovak who died of an drug overdose. The song which references drug use, has been misconstrued as a an ‘anti-drug’ song is actually about letting your friend’s know when you need help. Objectively, it showed that the Peppers could be more than just a ‘party band’ and could have music with introspection while still rocking ahead.
https://youtu.be/XfZ1v3J9Mg0
21. ‘NO CHUMP LOVE SUCKER’
Off 1987’s ‘Uplift Mofo Party Plan’ song features a big bro-yelling chorus that is infectious instantly. It’s also a very raucous young wolf pack on this track.
20. STONE COLD BUSH
Kiedis and company have crafted several alluring thrashers in tribute to sex. The hormones were on butt-twerking pogo jumping highs with this song which some is believed to be inspired by actress Traci Lords. Also Flea slays on this.
19. EASILY
One of the most underrated lyrics in their catalog, this song sees Kiedis “calls for something in the air” to break from the everyday life , “throw me to wolves, because I know there’s order in the pack”. That’s daring. Who needs an office job when you got Flea and a tour bus adventure.
18. OTHERSIDE
Anothony Kiedis has been public about his past battles with drug addiction and this song off ‘Calfironication’ speaks to that and how something you want so much is also the worst thing for you. The message resonated with many fans of the band and non-fans as the song reached number 1 on the Billboard Rock chart.
17. ‘LOOK AROUND’
From 2011’s ‘I’m with You’, this circling rhythmic tornado of fun gets you clapping and singing along on every chorus. It also shows off how well then newly-minted guitarist Josh Klingoffer would slide into the band’s established dynamics with his own flair, that some will claim is ‘John Frusciante lite’ but really he has his own style that walks its own steps. The steps Klingoffer makes here are loose yet calculated to support to the song’s boa constrictor bass lines and Kiedis’s lyrics that demand the comprehension of your oddball surroundings.
16. HIGHER GROUND
This has be one of the best covers done by an alternative band. The song originally done by fellow Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Stevie Wonder, saw the band rev up the volume big time. It’s also been a signature part of their live shows ever since. Check out the sea of t-shirt helicopters in this video from Woodstock ’94. The original recorded cover appears on ‘Mother’s Milk’ and was one of the band’s first songs to received national radio attention.
15.THROW AWAY YOUR TELEVISiON
This dark tinged hip-wiggler off ‘By The Way’ plays off this tense progress to the point where you know it’s the soundtrack of you denying your doubt, walking up the girl to say what you feel or just telling off your boss when he has it coming. Now does it literally mean throw your away you flat-screen TV? Not really sure, but when it feels like my Netflix que is homework, maybe, just maybe that’s what this song can mean.
14. ‘TELL ME BABY’
Ok, so RHCP has a lot of songs about life in California….a lot. It’s a go-to critique by many but you know what, the idea of California in that we are all seeking something bigger than ‘normal’, that’s a universal concept. On this boogie get down touches on that starstruck out-for-stardom journey off ‘Stadium Arcadium’ that so many going out West are after with a lush beat, groovy guitar lick, and a music video that sees unsuspecting hopefuls getting to play with the band in a surprise setting.
13. ‘SOUL TO SQUEEZE’
This epic emoter was originally recorded with intentions of including it on ‘Blodd Surgar Sex Magik’ in 1991 but for whatever reason, it did not make the cut. The song was included as a B-side on the ‘Give it Away’ single. It has grown to become one of the band’s most popular songs even though RHCP did not play it live until guitarist John Frusciante returned to the band in 1998 as he left the band before it was released.
12. ‘PARALLELL UNIVERSE’
It is not exactly clear what this ‘Califronication’ track is declaring, but it paints this omnipresent sense of something around all of us. Doing something internet digging, some fans say the song is a reference to the scientific theory of the multiverse or simply a word play on dreaming. No matter what your interpretation is Kiedis is behind the idea of people taking the lyrics in their own way.
https://youtu.be/7HeGwRrYbr8
11. ‘BY THE WAY’
The title track from their 2002 album shows a matured band that has not sacrificed an ounce of their funk muscle for a grasp of something gentle. You can hear some Beach Boys influence on the vocal harmonies, but the song is still dark talking about what’s going on with the people who are outside of the show who maybe want to be inside it or a part of it. That’s just my take.
10. ‘SUCK MY KISS’
Are you seeing a pattern here? The funkier, louder, and butt-shakier the song, I am in. It’s a sex jam for sexing all the sex….. Hormones and music make me not type good. if you are close to making out with a crush whose finally into you, this is could be your soundtrack for you.
9. AEROPLANE
The kids singing a long with the gang’s all here style chorus. It’s likely the best song that Dave Navarro contributed to during his short tenure as a Pep. It also has video that practically jumps off the screen with synchronized swimmers, glitters, and the little tykes dressed up like literal airplanes. (insert the “remember when MTV was ‘MTV’ memory here)
8. ‘ME & MY FRIENDS’
One of the best songs about the idea of friendship and how those relationships are just “soul brother sacred”. It comes from this specific time as RHCP is touring in the college rock scene and starting to get to close to the breakout part of their career, but there is an unintended sadness here in this love note to having buddies, it’s the lyrical kiss to Hillel Slovak, the band’s powerhouse guitarists who passed away in a drug overdose in 1988. That loss would influence a lot of the band’s development with ‘Mother’s Milk’ which was their first Gold selling album and the monstrous success in ‘Blood Surgar Sex Magik’.
Now enjoy RHCP goofing around and ‘playing’ this song in bowling lanes in a VHS transferred video. This is also pre-Chad Smith on drums, former Dead Kennedys drummer D.H. Peligro was on the kit then. No idea where this came from
7. ‘SCAR TISSUE’
The lead-off single from ‘Calfornication’ was a melodic reintroduction showing the band had been through a lot and were able to trudge along with John Frusciante back in the fold on guitar after a dangerous battle with addiction. It’s become the fifth most performed song on live shows since it was released in 1999.
6. ‘BREAKING THE GIRL’
This Led Zepplin inspired ballad features a risky yet successful departure on ‘BSSM’ with junkyard debris used for percussion, flute, and 12 string guitar which were all first for the band. The ‘Girl’ was recently reintroduced back into RHCP’s live set after being absent for the past 5 years.
5. ‘CALIFORNICATION’
The West coast does not just influence people to go to LA and lose themselves trying to find themselves. That is covered on ‘Tell Me Baby’ in another peel back off the proverbial California onion which seems to be the band’s creative center, comes this song that shows how this part of the world distorts the rest of the world. Sometimes it’s just what they want you to see and want you to be. It’s also one of the band’s best music videos with a mix between ‘Requiem for a Dream’ sadness meets PlayStation 2 Tony Hawk.
4. ‘AROUND THE WORLD’
The bass line on this rumbles through your body making instant adrenaline. If you need to wake up in the morning before you fly somewhere or travel, this is your jam. And it is a jam with a romping lyrical trek around the world (all pun intended) and this showed off RHCP’s epic return to alt mountain. It’s playful, sexual, and flirty while also being loud and outrageous with a sincere chorus of assurance. It sort of contains all of the definitive elements of the band’s overall sound. Bleached-blonde Also Kiedis is doing something a ghost in the video…..
3. CAN’T STOP’
This track off 2002’s ‘By The Way’ shows Anthony Kiedis’s keen sense to write lyrics off a rhythm then the standard pattern of writing lyrics the other way around. Here the one-time child actor-turned-alt rock singer speaks to cultivating positive energy in oneself, even if you may have lost of sight of it. You can picture yourself chugging along on the treadmill trying to work off that Polish sausage with this in your head.
2. ‘UNDER THE BRIDGE’
This hit song from ‘BSSM’ that held a spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for twenty six consecutive weeks after it’s release, speaks to the loneliness and sadness of drug use with Kiedis referencing his own bottom. It’s hard to say if Kiedis has written a song more poignant in that it speaks to his very personal and specific challenges with addiction while also giving the listener a look at their own problems. That is a hard duality that is sustained by the song’s soaring energy.
If your song has been spoofed by Weird Al Yankovic, you’re doing some right. This hit track from ‘BSSM’ has become the Peppers show closer on live tours for many years and with a good reason. The song thrived from being made in an unconventional setup inside what some believed to be famed magician Harry Houdini’s former mansion (which is haunted, not the Houdini mansion) the guru influence of producer Rick Rubin, and a centered focus on the group’s natural funkiness. It cut through the domination of grunge tracks at the top of the charts at the time in 1991, establishing the band as one of the top alternative bands for years to come. It is the definitive Red Hot Chili Peppers song balancing all of the elements in their universe.