How much did Noel Gallagher turn down for Oasis reunion?

 

The Gallagher brothers of Oasis will apparently never get a long, will always trash talk each other publicly, and tease a blockbuster reunion the whole time.

That continued this week when Liam Gallagher posted the astonishing number his brother turned down for a reunion tour.

100 MILLION DOLLARS?!

Well it makes sense. Oasis has the hit songs like ‘Champagne Supernova’ and ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’ and a lot of demand for fresh festival headliners. It helps that other big rock bands like Motely Crue recently raked in hundreds of millions before the first show of their upcoming 2020 summer tour even started. There is money to made, shows to be played, but will the Gallagher brothers ever mend fences to get back on stage?

Streaking at the Super Bowl

There’s always the hope for a streaker to show up at a big sporting event like the Super Bowl, but it rarely happens because they secure these games like it’s the Whitehouse.

One Instagram influencer was sooooo close though this past Sunday in Miami at the Superbowl.

 

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Do what you want, when you want, life’s too short to have regrets ☄️ Thanks @nfl for having me ‼️🧱 @vitalystreaking

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Ali is thankful because she put her eyebrow on the line for the prop bet of a streaker showing up.

You lucky duck Ali!

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten stuck in your mouth?

Kids these days with their Tik Toks and what not.

They’ll do anything for attention! Even if it is detrimental to their health…

@mollieobriengoing to cheo to get my harmonica removed… #foryou #fyp #foryoupage #dissapointment #failure #mymomdoesntloveme #idiot

♬ I just did a bad thing bill wurtz – cameron.tr

That might be the funniest noise I’ve ever heard!

But seriously stop putting weird stuff in your mouths kids, you know better.

And if you are going to do it… just make sure to be recording.

Alexa, we need guns

Smart homes are the future right?

Well, this man shows off his impressive home invasion/ zombie apocalypse set up that he has wired through his Alexa.

Now hopefully there isn’t an AI rebellion sometime in the near future…

Because this guy would definitely be screwed.

Kids Tokyo Drift

Vin Diesel eat your heart out because this kid is coming for your job!

Perfect form and I have to imagine they took the governor off that toy car because that thing was flying!

Shout out to this kid’s parents for encouraging some danger in his life, it’ll help him grow right?

Whatever he looks sick as hell, that’s what’s important here.

Brian Ali and Justin Super Bowl bet update

With a “handy” on the line, Brian Ali and Justin’s nickname for a hand massage, people have been on the edge of their seat hearts pumping thinking about who won the bet.

All three chose the 49ers to win the big game… great job on that one guys, but who had the closest guess to the final score??????

That’s right, Brian and Justin are going to have to convince some strangers to let them give them a hand massage a la lube.

Keep listening to BAJ from 6 – 10 am this week to find out when and where these “handy’s” are going down.

Did you miss Pearl Jam in a Super Bowl ad?

Pearl Jam are prepping a new album ‘Gigaton’ and if you listened closely during the commercial blitz that was last night’s Super Bowl you may have caught a small piece of new music teased in an ad for Verizon’s new 5G technology. The clip you hear here is from a new song called ‘River Cross’.

Gigaton will be released on March 27th. PJ’s new single ‘Dance of the Clairvoyants’ as heard on 101WKQX, can be streamed here. 

 

 

Shakira doesn’t have anything on Brian, Ali, and Justin – KQX Crew Cuts

If you live under a rock then you didn’t see Shakira make a fun turkey noise during her performance at the Super Bowl.

That was pretty good, but obviously Brian Ali and Justin had to show her how it’s really done.

I mean… Yeah, so much better!

Not to mention, the camera angles for the halftime show were a little… risque to say the least

 

Happy Super Monday everybody!

Spiral ham hands on the train – adventures with Justin

On the train this morning I saw a man eating a spiral ham. Not only was he eating a spiral ham but he was doing it with his hands!!

This made me feel like a wimp. Here I am slurping a smoothie out of a mason jar like a jerk. The ham looked cold but his smile says it didn’t matter. His hands were the real losers here. They are soiled in ham juice and honey glaze.

 

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This has me thinking, what do you eat for breakfast?

Here’s me sissy smoothie recipe.

1/2 cup organic frozen pineapple

1/2 cup organic frozen mango

1/4 cup frozen wild blueberries

1/4 cup organic dark cherries

1/4 cup organic raspberries

1/4 organic cucumber

1/2 cup organic kale

1/4 cup organic spinach

1 banana

1/4 cup organic cranberry juice

1/4 cup water

Few supplements..mushroom powder..greens powder.

If you’re on the train this morning, be on the look out for ham hand prints, they look like this.

Check out my Instagram stories for the video. KQXJustin

Super excited to play some new songs from Declan McKenna, 070 Shake and more.  Plus Pearl Jam, Hayley Williams, and yes I’m still obsessed with the Mac Miller.  What do YOU want to hear?  Let me know by using #QDUP on Twitter or in the comments below.  Enjoy the new music!

HOUR 1
Finneas Lets Fall In Love For The Night
Mallrat Charlie
Post Animal Safe or Not
Tame Impala Lost In Yesterday
070 Shake Guilty Conscience
Goody Grace Scumbag
Two Feet You
Best Coast Everything Has Changed
Saint Motel Van Horn
Mansionaire feat. Shaed Easier
Eliza and the Delusionals Just Exist
Bombay Bicycle Club Everything Else Has Gone Wrong
Overcoats The Fool
Glass Animals Tokyo Drifting
Michigander Misery
Hayley Williams Simmer
HOUR 2
Pearl Jam Dance of the Clairvoyants
UPSAHL Smile for the Camera
Declan McKenna Beautiful Faces
Mac Miller Good News
DMA’s Silver
Girl in Red Bad Idea
Blue Stones Shakin’ Off The Rust
Yumi Zouma Cool for a Second
Kadeema Gotta Get It
Des Rocs Used to the Darkness
Tennis Need Your Love
Emarosa Ready to Love
Electric Guest More
Dan Luke and the Raid Fool
Battles Fort Green Park
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Hour 1

  • Green Day – Nice Guys Finish Last
  • Echo And The Bunnymen – People Are Strange
  • Stereo MCs – Step It Up
  • Soundgarden – My Wave
  • The Pixies – Debaser
  • Garbage – Special
  • Soul Asylum – Black Gold
  • Morrissey – Everyday Is Like Sunday
  • U2 – The Fly
  • Fun Lovin’ Criminals – Scooby Snacks
  • Spacehog – In The Meantime
  • The Replacements – I Will Dare
  • Veruca Salt – Volcano Girls

Hour 2

  • Beastie Boys – Hey Ladies
  • Iggy Pop – Lust For Life
  • Tracy Bonham – Mother Mother
  • Beck – The New Pollution
  • The Cult – She Sells Sanctuary
  • G Love And Special Sauce – Cold Beverage
  • Hum – Stars
  • R.E.M. – Stars
  • Third Eye Blind – Graduate
  • The Cardigans – My Favourite Game
  • Screaming Trees – Nearly Lost You
  • The Cure – High
  • No Doubt – Excuse Me Mr.

Chicago: Here’s Nirvana full Metro set from 1989.

A reminder….there actually was a time that Dave Grohl was NOT in Nirvana.  And I have video proof.  More importantly than that — this is a full 1989 Metro show from Kurt, Krist, and NOT Dave (sorry, Chad Channing)

 

Technically…Metro was called Cabaret Metro at this time.  And as someone noted in the YouTube comments, it was crazy to see a show where it felt like there was 12 people in the audience.  Check out those comments for time-stamped listing of all the songs from this Bleach era concert.  — [eric] 

Remember ’85 Bears: Watch the entire game here & more

Someone is pretty smart over on the NFL’s YouTube channel as they posted the entire game from the Chicago Bears dominating performance in Super Bowl XX in 1986. The video above features the original call of the game, it’s cut down from the commercials and no one ever sees to the halftime show with the Up with People singers again. The game is interesting when you watch the first few minutes when you consider how much the Bears wrecked teams that season, but it’s amazing to see how much this team was able to turn it all on when it mattered. They were an amazing team and one of the greatest teams in Chicago sports history. Yeah, this video is going to be a lot more entertaining than anything we will see tonight in Miami.

For the shorter attention spans out there, here are all the highlights with DA COACH and Mike Singletary breaking it down.

While we are here….why not trot out this classic.

 

 

Watch hilarious big game ads before the big game

 

A lot of people are not watching the Super (Duper) Bowl for the game, they watch for the halftime show or just the big budget commercials. Here are 18 leaked big game commercials that will air tomorrow culled together by TPS and more. The best ones so far look like an ad for Tide starring Charlie Day, Rick & Morty Pringles spot, and a hilarious bit with Rachel Dratch trying to teach Big Papi how to have a Boston accent.

 

Super Comedy Bowl: Best SNL Big Game Sketches

This weekend’s ‘BIG GAME’ (Do we really have to call it that?!) will not feature the Bears but it will prompt every funny and not-funny comment to pop up on your Facebook feed. Let’s save the jokes to the professionals like Saturday Night Live. This week they dropped a 20 minute plus run of their best Super Bowl sketches. Oh, can I type that? It includes “Broadway’s All-Star Super Bowl Halftime Spectacular” and “Celebrity Family Feud: Super Bowl Edition.”  My favorite comes in at the 13 minute mark feature Dana Carvey leading a new wave band who are oddly performing a sports bar while Packer bro fans get really angry about it.

Also let me also suggest for SNL fans, here is Vanessa Bayer in her great run in this sketch series that spoofs the sexist trope of women having to be in the kitchen during the game hustling out pizza rolls, but things always take a twisted turn.

Kyle Mooney is one of the most underrated players on SNL, and here he brings her awkwardness to Times Square to chat up football fan attending the game in 2014.

Guy Fieri the food madman gives his over-the-top approach to football finger food.

NFL great Peyton Manning gets a little too aggressive while volunteering with kids.

There is a bunch of TV sizzle that gets flashed at you during Super Sunday, and this sketch from 2012 roasts the behind-the-scenes no frills nature of broadcasting the game.

Adam Driver

 

Most Excellent! Jimmy Kimmel interviews dispensary dude from Michigan

We don’t want to say everyone who smokes pot is your stereotypical dude who says “Man” a lot and always has goofy things to say. Well, Jimmy Kimmel found one guy who gracefully represents that the archetype in this local news report from outside of a Michigan dispensary and he delivered a really funny interview with a very EXCELLENT surprise guest.

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