I mean, what a skill to have!!
You know what, why don’t more people go up the stairs on their head?
Can you put this on a resume?
Is this his day job?
So many questions!!!
Car Chase at KC Chiefs Super Bowl Parade!
This is how every parade should kick-off.
I’m serious, everyone is already excited to be there to celebrate.
An awesome car chase would only push that parade high to a new level.
Even if this was staged, in fact I hope it was staged, the adrenaline you would feel after a fast and the furious esc car chase is a nice touch to an already spectacular season for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Our own Justin was actually in a car chase once…
Coronavirus ‘prankster’ gets evil eye from Dad during interview
“What! They just showed up and knocked on the door!”
This is the wanna be prankster who turned a Jamaica bound flight around because he claimed to be infected by the coronavirus.
He was promptly arrested.
The best part of this video is when this 28 year old man turns to his dad who is obviously giving him the evil eye, and like a kid, has to make up an excuse.
No daddy, this isn’t my fault, they just showed up!
How about we don’t give this guy a platform.
Forget this fool.
This guy is a cyborg!!
We just report the straight facts here. So please don’t be too startled when we tell you that there is a cyborg living among us.
He is from the year 2050 and was sent back to save mankind from the Matrix.
That’s right, we’re dealing with a terminator timeline AND the Matrix.
He only drinks water and smoothies… sometimes an acai bowl, but without bananas. Because cyborgs do NOT like bananas.
This is it. Our savior. Or it’s what what Elon Musk has been warning society about.
Either way, this cyborg makes for an awesome episode of Dr. Phil.
Hero saves a good boy
Not all heroes wear capes.
This one, for instance, wears boxer briefs.
Three cheers for this guy jumping in a frozen river to save that dog.
GIVE HIM A MEDAL MR PRESIDENT OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF GIVING OUT MEDALS!!!
Coronavirus prank goes too far
Really any coronavirus prank is going too far.
Even though you have a bigger chance of catching and dying from the common flu, the coronavirus has health officials taking all reports seriously.
So when this bone-head pulled a “prank” on a Jamaica bound flight, by saying he was infected with the coronavirus, the plane’s staff decided to fly back to Canada where they took off out of.
Then, he was arrested
What should the punishment for this be? He ruined a lot of peoples vacation plans.
Imagine being on your way to Jamaica, warm beaches and beautiful people, then all of a sudden some jerk sneezes and makes you go back to stinkin cold Canada (no offense Canada, you rule it’s just cold there) .
I think it is only fair that this prankster is infected with the coronavirus just so he learns he lesson.
No that is not an over reaction… you’re and over reaction!
The Super Bowl halftime show was rad… LIGHTEN UP AMERICA
It’s funny how some people are complaining about the Super Bowl halftime being “too sexual’. Then other people are defending it by posting Adam Levine’s pic from last year. First it made me think about how flat out horrible Adam Levine’s tattoo’s are. Like a Chipotle bag. Guy’s worth $90 million and has to live the rest of his life with those idiotic tattoo’s that look like he went to tattoo shop with a one-star rating and said “make me look cool”.
Second. People are really looking hard for stuff to get upset about. A couple hot chicks shook their ass at a Super Bowl halftime. Is this really going to corrupt your kid?
#Shakira junto a #Jlo cantando Waka Waka y bailando champeta.
That’s it, that’s the tweet. pic.twitter.com/egx1b8aZvZ
— T’estimo Shakira 💛✨ (@testimo_shakira) February 3, 2020
Take a look at their phone history first. See what they’ve been looking at. Better yet, look at YOUR phone history. I’m sure it’s WAY WORSE than what they saw at halftime. Also, try to remember when YOU were a kid. You wanted to see hot chicks/hot men all the time. It’s just hormones and it’s fun and healthy. You repress that stuff and you’ll end up sad in your 20’s. LIGHTEN UP AMERICA
– Brian
How much did Noel Gallagher turn down for Oasis reunion?
The Gallagher brothers of Oasis will apparently never get a long, will always trash talk each other publicly, and tease a blockbuster reunion the whole time.
That continued this week when Liam Gallagher posted the astonishing number his brother turned down for a reunion tour.
We’ve been offered 100 million pounds for a tour still not enough for the greedy soul oh well stay young LG
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 3, 2020
100 MILLION DOLLARS?!
Well it makes sense. Oasis has the hit songs like ‘Champagne Supernova’ and ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’ and a lot of demand for fresh festival headliners. It helps that other big rock bands like Motely Crue recently raked in hundreds of millions before the first show of their upcoming 2020 summer tour even started. There is money to made, shows to be played, but will the Gallagher brothers ever mend fences to get back on stage?
Streaking at the Super Bowl
There’s always the hope for a streaker to show up at a big sporting event like the Super Bowl, but it rarely happens because they secure these games like it’s the Whitehouse.
One Instagram influencer was sooooo close though this past Sunday in Miami at the Superbowl.
Ali is thankful because she put her eyebrow on the line for the prop bet of a streaker showing up.
You lucky duck Ali!
Win Riot Fest Tickets with MCR this week!
Tune in to Brian Ali and Justin every day this week for a chance to go see My Chemical Romance and a TON of other awesome bands at Riot Fest 2020!
First, you’re going to have to take down the Know it All in her trivia game Know it Ali at 7:15 am every day this week.
Good Luck!!
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten stuck in your mouth?
Kids these days with their Tik Toks and what not.
They’ll do anything for attention! Even if it is detrimental to their health…
@mollieobriengoing to cheo to get my harmonica removed… #foryou #fyp #foryoupage #dissapointment #failure #mymomdoesntloveme #idiot
That might be the funniest noise I’ve ever heard!
But seriously stop putting weird stuff in your mouths kids, you know better.
And if you are going to do it… just make sure to be recording.
Grandma’s got stinky hands!
Alright in this guy’s defense, this granny sounds like she can take a joke pretty well.
The reaction is pretty priceless.
Still though, so conflicting! She’s a granny!
Whatever happened to respect your elders??
Alexa, we need guns
Smart homes are the future right?
Well, this man shows off his impressive home invasion/ zombie apocalypse set up that he has wired through his Alexa.
Now hopefully there isn’t an AI rebellion sometime in the near future…
Because this guy would definitely be screwed.
Kids Tokyo Drift
Vin Diesel eat your heart out because this kid is coming for your job!
Perfect form and I have to imagine they took the governor off that toy car because that thing was flying!
Shout out to this kid’s parents for encouraging some danger in his life, it’ll help him grow right?
Whatever he looks sick as hell, that’s what’s important here.
Brian Ali and Justin Super Bowl bet update
With a “handy” on the line, Brian Ali and Justin’s nickname for a hand massage, people have been on the edge of their seat hearts pumping thinking about who won the bet.
All three chose the 49ers to win the big game… great job on that one guys, but who had the closest guess to the final score??????
That’s right, Brian and Justin are going to have to convince some strangers to let them give them a hand massage a la lube.
Keep listening to BAJ from 6 – 10 am this week to find out when and where these “handy’s” are going down.
Did you miss Pearl Jam in a Super Bowl ad?
Pearl Jam are prepping a new album ‘Gigaton’ and if you listened closely during the commercial blitz that was last night’s Super Bowl you may have caught a small piece of new music teased in an ad for Verizon’s new 5G technology. The clip you hear here is from a new song called ‘River Cross’.
Gigaton will be released on March 27th. PJ’s new single ‘Dance of the Clairvoyants’ as heard on 101WKQX, can be streamed here.
Shakira doesn’t have anything on Brian, Ali, and Justin – KQX Crew Cuts
If you live under a rock then you didn’t see Shakira make a fun turkey noise during her performance at the Super Bowl.
Shakira! pic.twitter.com/axmZP4z1xP
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 3, 2020
That was pretty good, but obviously Brian Ali and Justin had to show her how it’s really done.
I mean… Yeah, so much better!
Not to mention, the camera angles for the halftime show were a little… risque to say the least
Happy Super Monday everybody!
The 49ers could have used this deer last night
You never can turn your back, NEVER!!
Especially in a McDonald’s parking lot.
Great form, wonderful speed, just absolutely beautiful.
NFL QB’s beware. There’s a new young buck in town and he’s not holding back.
C’mon Bears be smart, DRAFT THIS DEER!
Spiral ham hands on the train – adventures with Justin
On the train this morning I saw a man eating a spiral ham. Not only was he eating a spiral ham but he was doing it with his hands!!
This made me feel like a wimp. Here I am slurping a smoothie out of a mason jar like a jerk. The ham looked cold but his smile says it didn’t matter. His hands were the real losers here. They are soiled in ham juice and honey glaze.
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This has me thinking, what do you eat for breakfast?
Here’s me sissy smoothie recipe.
1/2 cup organic frozen pineapple
1/2 cup organic frozen mango
1/4 cup frozen wild blueberries
1/4 cup organic dark cherries
1/4 cup organic raspberries
1/4 organic cucumber
1/2 cup organic kale
1/4 cup organic spinach
1 banana
1/4 cup organic cranberry juice
1/4 cup water
Few supplements..mushroom powder..greens powder.
If you’re on the train this morning, be on the look out for ham hand prints, they look like this.
Check out my Instagram stories for the video. KQXJustin
Super excited to play some new songs from Declan McKenna, 070 Shake and more. Plus Pearl Jam, Hayley Williams, and yes I’m still obsessed with the Mac Miller. What do YOU want to hear? Let me know by using #QDUP on Twitter or in the comments below. Enjoy the new music!
| HOUR 1 | |
| Finneas | Lets Fall In Love For The Night |
| Mallrat | Charlie |
| Post Animal | Safe or Not |
| Tame Impala | Lost In Yesterday |
| 070 Shake | Guilty Conscience |
| Goody Grace | Scumbag |
| Two Feet | You |
| Best Coast | Everything Has Changed |
| Saint Motel | Van Horn |
| Mansionaire feat. Shaed | Easier |
| Eliza and the Delusionals | Just Exist |
| Bombay Bicycle Club | Everything Else Has Gone Wrong |
| Overcoats | The Fool |
| Glass Animals | Tokyo Drifting |
| Michigander | Misery |
| Hayley Williams | Simmer |
| HOUR 2 | |
| Pearl Jam | Dance of the Clairvoyants |
| UPSAHL | Smile for the Camera |
| Declan McKenna | Beautiful Faces |
| Mac Miller | Good News |
| DMA’s | Silver |
| Girl in Red | Bad Idea |
| Blue Stones | Shakin’ Off The Rust |
| Yumi Zouma | Cool for a Second |
| Kadeema | Gotta Get It |
| Des Rocs | Used to the Darkness |
| Tennis | Need Your Love |
| Emarosa | Ready to Love |
| Electric Guest | More |
| Dan Luke and the Raid | Fool |
| Battles | Fort Green Park |
