Listener Jenie Sent in an amazing parody of Tones an I’s Dance Monkey that she calls ‘Hey Momma’
Parents out there… We’re here for you.
Check out this amazing Ramones parody “I Wanna Be Vaccinated”
Look at what one of our listeners sent in!
Absolutely amazing parody, maybe the best one yet!
Keep sending us your parodies, we’re loving them!!
Did you want to fight?
The Karens of the world would be at a loss if people just gave them what they wanted.
Fighting for meaningless reasons is what gets them out of bed in the morning!
Great customer care really if employees ask if you wanna fight.
Sometimes it’s just what you need to get those angrys out.
Garage door beer challenge is amazing
When you are stuck inside you find interesting ways to entertain yourself.
Like making a new challenge.
How do you even think of that!?!?!
These two are amazing!
That is couples goals.
Hear NEW Music from Twenty One Pilots
Just a little background on how the song came about:
Tyler’s mom inspired him to write a song for their fans in this unprecedented moment in all of our lives. He decided to write about the last time he felt this out of control. This virus has taken such a huge toll on everyone and as a new dad now in lockdown it makes him feel helpless. He chose to turn it into a love song about his wife. He compares this time of little control to that moment when he decided to commit to a life with her and that uneasy feeling of realizing that when you make that kind of a commitment to someone else, you give up a good portion of control. It is no longer all about you, it is about us!
a video for our new song Level of Concern. https://t.co/WtwoyXxKOw pic.twitter.com/VNzPYyjnYp
— twenty one pilots (@twentyonepilots) April 9, 2020
Here’s how to catch a fish with a mouse trap
Alright this may seem weird, and that is because it is, but this bush craft outdoorsman has come up with a technique to catch fish only using some fishing line and a mouse trap.
Is this practical in Chicago? No… plus we kind of have that rat problem so the traps should probably be used for that.
But hey who am I to stop you from mouse trapping a fish!??!
Happy hunting!
For the first time ever, every animal has been adopted from Chicago Animal Control
For the first time ever, every animal in at the Chicago Animal Control has been adopted this week!
That means more dogs like Kale Chips here are going to find their forever home!!
PAWS Chicago and One Tail at a Time, Two of Chicago’s biggest animal adoption shelters have had so much interest in fostering cats and dogs ever since the stay at home protocol went into effect that they have actually had to put people on a waiting list!
Animal shelters are classified as essential businesses so they are still open for business and are still sending animals to their forever homes.
Since March 22, 2,200 applications have been sent in to PAWS Chicago with interest in fostering or adopting a cat or dog.
Now the shelters are warning people that they need to think about how they will care for these pets after the quarantine is over.
With that in mind, and for more information you can visit PAWS website and One Tail at a Time’s website for more info on how you can foster or adopt your very own pet!
Couple saves bar by buying $40k bourbon
Here’s some good news to start your morning!
This local bar was almost forced to shut its doors for good after the coronavirus stopped patrons from coming in to buy drinks.
But then a couple decided to step in and help out.
$20K for a bottle of anything is ridiculous.
Paying $20K more than it is worth is damn near ludicrous!
Once this is all said and done, I hope that couple at least gets a free round on the house!!
What a great story. People are the best!
Florida man hangs giant TP in his yard for all to see
Florida never fails to entertain with their weird shenanigans and crazy crimes.
That is again the case here, where one man hung a giant toilet paper roll in his front yard poking fun at all of the people who panic bought TP causing a shortage.
You know what, on second thought… the Florida man might be right on this one!
President Trump says he will look into pardoning Joe Exotic
If you haven’t seen Tiger King yet… WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
It is the story that is getting all of us through this quarantine.
Well on Wednesday, President Trump said that he will take a look at Joe Exotic’s request for a pardon from prison.
WHAT!!
This story is going to the very top, and who knows where it is going to end!!
Will Joe get out? Did Carole Baskins feed her husband to the tigers? (yes obviously)
We will keep you updated as more info on the possible Joe Exotic pardon comes in.
Until then cool cats and kittens!
South Loop unites during quarantine
#wstayqx Every night at 8pm in the South Loop, Chicago Unite at Night shows support for those on the front lines. We flash our lights and have a sing-a-long. Here was last night’s party. Everybody just clap your hands!!
Every night in my hood, The South Loop, we flash lights and have a song-a-long to honor those on the front lines. Here was last night! I spared you my singing… this time. 😉 #wstayqx #africa Brian, Ali, Justin
Posted by 101 WKQX on Wednesday, April 8, 2020
Coachella doc coming to YouTube Friday
Coachella was supposed to happen this and next weekend, but then… you know.
Instead, a documentary on Coachella’s 20-year history will debut on YouTube on Friday. Check out the trailer:
They’re so cute at that age: 12-year-old sings Slayer’s ‘Angel of Death’
Swedish metal guitarist Christofer Malmstrom released a cover of the Slayer classic “Angel of Death,” featuring his 12-year-old daughter Amanda on vocals.
In this time of social distancing and sheltering at home, we love seeing a family come together like this.
New smart toilet recognizes you by your ‘analprint’
There are a lot of interesting toilets out there, like these for example.
But none of these compare to this new smart toilet.
Researchers at Stanford University have created a smart toilet that recognizes users by their ‘analprint’. That’s right, the toilet knows who is using it based on a b-hole.
They say that this new technology can help diagnose medical problems that usually have to be tested in a lab by simply keeping track of users ‘analprint’
also analprint technology is an amazing selling point I have to say.
Estate agent slips on slip resistant paint
If you are showing off some slip resistant paint on a deck that get’s slippery when it is snowing… you should probably not make a video of yourself slipping on it.
“So the slip resistant paint doesn’t work.”
Mayor in IL who invoked strict Stay At Home policy’s wife found in a bar by police
A mayor in Alton IL pleaded with residents to follow the state issued stay at home protocol.
When it was reported that people were still going out and defying the order he ordered the police to start handing out citations and arrests for people who were not at home.
Posted by Mayor Brant Walker on Friday, April 3, 2020
Well guess who ol’ johnny law found at a local bar…
No other than Mrs. Mayor’s wife herself.
Not a great look I would say. He was informed that his wife was found breaking the order so he told them to treat her like they would any other citizen. Which is a misdemeanor charge that could lead up to 364 days in jail and/or a $2,500 fine… and I imagine an awkward conversation when she got back home.
The mayor apologized and said he was embarrassed by the whole incident, which can be chalked up as one huge YIKES!
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Bond girl “Pussy Galore” dies at 94
Honor Blackman, most notably known for her role as Pussy Galore in The Bond Film ‘Goldfinger’ has died at the age of 94.
No it wasn’t from coronavirus, it was caused from… well being 94.
Both her character and real names do have us thinking, what is the funniest REAL name you’ve heard of?
Let us know on out Twitter or Facebook
Dr. Fauci will get his own bobble head
Dr. Anthony Fauci joins the prestigious ranks of Chance the Snapper, baseball players, and that guy from the carpeting commercials because he is getting his very own bobblehead!
Well I imagine after this is all said and done…
I swear the national bobble head hall of fame, which I have read way too much about in the past few months, will make a bobble head for anyone!
Make me one! I’m special!!!
State Trooper gets called out for bad driving
I don’t know what kind of person you have to be to argue with a state trooper like you’ve been married to them for 35 years, but this guy had enough of it after being pulled over for swerving in and out of traffic like an idiot.
IS THIS AN EMERGENCY VEHICLE!?! NO IT’S A 2004 PIECE OF SH*T!!!
Words that will go down in history.
