Gronk throws shade at Tom Brady’s manhood

Football was not the same without Gronk, not just because of his talent on the field but because of the way he acted outside of football too.

Gronkowski was just traded to the Tampa Bay Bucs so he can play with his old team mate Tom Brady, and it sounds like based on this clip that things haven’t changed much.

It’s good to have Gronk back.

18 year old gets stuck in washing machine

This is when hide and seek goes wrong people.

We re not cats, we can’t contort our bodies to fit into whatever we like.

But what a great hiding spot! I bet no one found her until she called out for help.

Amazing, maybe one of the best to ever play the game.

Dear diary…

Dear diary…

Day 22 in the closet…damn today was a lot of fun. It’s so weird doing the show from my tiny closet. I have way to much energy to be caged up like one of Joe Exotic’s animals. Today I learned that it takes 7 minutes for my small closet to smell like my bad coffee breath.

I also learned that my closet is 52 knuckles wide. We should measure things by body parts more often. Everyone has body parts but who the f has a tape measure when they need one? Never! The only time you should even use a tape measure is when you need to be exact, other than that use steps, use your forearm, use knuckles, a leg..for now on its knuckles or nothing for me. – that’s stupid.

I licked coffee off the counter to save a paper towel. It was such a natural reaction, I’m a little disappointed in myself. I’m a monster.

From my window I can see people eating McDonald’s french fries and I’m noticing that only the weirdest of humans eat fries one at a time. Most people go for three fries at once. I respect that move.

Ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea….

– Justin
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Coronavirus must end so Big Poppa can go play with his friends

Big Poppa loves playing with the neighbor kids around his apartment complex.

Except now due to social distancing, he can’t go see his friends. And it might be the saddest thing ever.

 

See we have to find a vaccine now. We HAVE TO!!

Big Poppa won’t be a happy pupper until we do, and we can’t let that happen.

Stay happy and healthy, and don’t forget to pet your dog.

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Michael Jordan & ’90s Bulls ‘Last Dance’ coming to Netlflix

If you grew up in Chicago, you know and appreciate the greatness of his Airness, Michael Jordan  and the once-in-a-lifetime Chicago Bulls. They are the talk of the not-too-active sports world right with ESPN’s ‘Last Dance’ 10-part docuseries which follows the team in their turbulent last run at a championship which premiered this past weekend. Well, if you don’t want spoilers (that’s for the really young people who don’t want to Google it) then you can wait because the whole show is coming to Netlfix in the United States in July according to Variety. 

Until then you can get the latest episodes of Sunday through the ‘worldwide leader in sports’.

For those with ESPN access, catch up on the first two episodes here.

 

Museums are fighting over who has the creepiest exhibit

Since all museums are closed due to all of the lockdown restrictions throughout the world some are taking to twitter to keep themselves occupied.

Places like the Shedd Aquarium have their penguins roam around the empty halls, while others… um

Yeah that’s right, museums are fighting over who has the creepiest exhibit. Needless to say they all have nightmare fuel on deck to share with the world.

Really makes you think about the plot of Night at the Museum huh?

More like Nightmare at the Museum.

Chicago chefs are streaming cooking lessons for a great cause

Some of the greatest Chicago chefs are teaming up with Goose Island to raise money for hospitality workers by streaming cooking lessons to people.

Grab a cold one and learn a recipe for a good cause!

You can find all of the info on who will be giving lessons and when they will be streaming here.

Join the fun, and help out a great cause!

Justin’s dog found himself stuck between a tree and a hard place… That’s the saying right?

Detlef the dog somehow got himself stuck in between a tree and one of those outdoor outlet things all around downtown.

Needless to say, it was hilarious

Some one help my mans!! He stuck!!!!

Luckily, Detlef eventually escaped to see another day.

Good boy Detlef.

Cutie of the day: these cows who found a pool

There is nothing quiet like going for a dip in the pool on a hot summer day.

These cows took full advantage of that when they stumbled upon someones personal backyard pool.

Oh yeah, classic cow in the pool.

Hey if you don’t want a cow in the pool, don’t have such an inviting pool!

GoldenHIGH: Watch a very 420 review of James Bond

As it is 420 and it’s now lega in IL, some marijuana content was bound to hit the web today on this high holiday which is where Comedy Central comes in with this hilarious Dope Movie recap of the 90s action gem ‘Goldeneye’. Comedian Clayton English riffs with some NSFW language (which since most of us are working from home, should be just fine) and delivers some truly enlightening points on this movie.

The best thing to come out of Goldeneye was definitely the Nintendo 64 video game.

Happy 4/20! How are you celebrating??

Happy 4/20!!!!!!

National Weed day might be the perfect holiday to celebrate while being quarantined.

Just grab some munchies, get a couple of good movies, and of course your favorite strand!

Now that Marijuana is legal in IL, we want to know how you are going to be celebrating this year.

At home of course!

Let us know on our Twitter, or Facebook.

Happy 4/20 everyone!!

This guy breaks physics with a double backflip

This dude did a double backflip.

Thats right he did a backflip, and then without landing, he did ANOTHER BACKFLIP!

Not much to say besides he broke science.

How does he do that?!?!

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis launch a coronavirus relief wine

All you have to do to help raise funds for COVID-19 relief is sit back and knock back a few glasses of wine.

Pretty simple right??

This is all thanks to Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis and their new quarantine wine that is raising money to go towards coronavirus relief.

We can save the world, one glass at a time!