If you want to get your double chin removed, maybe consider this video first…
Is this a normal thing?
How did they get her head to be so… angular?
Look at how horrified her parents were too!
Lay an ‘F’ down in the chat guys.
School Board member caught drinking during a zoom meeting
Oklahoma parents are furious at a member of a local school board member after she was caught taking a sip of a beer during a zoom meeting.
I mean in her defense, she was in her own home. And it was only a sip, c’mon now people.
Most interestingly though, she says she was drinking beer to flush out her kidneys… Is that really a thing??
Ryan Reynolds Crashes X-Men Reunion
Hugh Jackman, Sir Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry, Ryan Reynolds, James McAvoy, Sophie Turner, Liev Schreiber and Famke Janssen reunite to celebrate the heroic acts of healthcare and other essential workers and everyday superheroes.
Now was everybody really invited to the party…. Well not exactly.
Really though, thank you to all the essential worker during these times. You’re the real superheros!
The San Francisco Giants announce they will use cardboard cut outs instead of fans this season
Season ticket fans don’t get too excited about the MLB coming back just yet.
You probably still won’t be at the games.
This comes after the San Fransisco Giants commit to not allowing fans inside the stadium this year. Instead they plan to use cardboard cut outs.
The Giants have told season ticket holders that they won’t have fans at games this year. They will have a Fan Cutout Program, allowing them to submit an image to be placed in the stands during home games.
— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) June 26, 2020
I’m guessing this entire season is going to sound a lot like that game that the White Sox took on the Orioles in an empty stadium.
Things are gonna be QUIET.
But hey, baseball is back!
Boaters save a swimming bear with a plastic tub stuck on its head
Shout out to these boaters helping out a helpless bear!
They saw the poor baby swimming around with a plastic bucket on its head and decided to help out.
Big good guy energy coming from this boat!
‘PTO bomb’ ready to blow
A story in the Trib got our attention with the partial headline “Employers brace for a ‘PTO bomb.” Personal time off, or vacation time, has gone largely unused this year. The numbers cited in the article say the percentages come out to 25% to 30% fewer days used than usual.
That in itself isn’t surprising. Who wants to burn vacation time when there’s nowhere to go? And then there’s that nagging fear of getting infected while in public. Beyond that, a vacation day might feel like a waste to those employees who are lucky enough to be working from home and already physically detached from their places of business. Then there’s the self-preservation perspective: As we’ve all watched people around us lose jobs because of the pandemic, there’s that added concern of not appearing to be “all in” during a time of crisis. Perception is reality in a lot of workplaces.
This all means that requests will likely stack up over the next few months. Experts tell the Tribune that a wave of “time off” requests is almost surely coming, since most companies have a “use it or lose it” stance on PTO.
Man busted for swimming in Bass Pro Shop fish tank
This happened in Louisiana, not Florida.
New ‘Candyman’ teaser hooks you in
A new trailer for Jordan Peele’s take on horror classic “Candyman” is out, and it looks suitably distressing. Maybe stay away from mirrors for the time being.
Tommy Lee goes full on ‘Hello fellow kids’ with his brand new face tattoos
Tommy Lee unveiled his brand new face tattoos on his instagram.
Honestly, they don’t look terrible I guess.
Is older guys getting face tattoos the new thing??
Libraries ask that you don’t microwave their books to kill COVID-19
With new information coming out ever day regarding the continues spread of the coronavirus people are always looking for good ways to sanitize things coming into their house.
Microwaving books however is not one of them.
Reminder that KDL will quarantine returned materials for 72 hours. The pictures below show what will happen, when you…
Posted by Kent District Library – Plainfield Township Branch on Thursday, June 18, 2020
You obviously have to put your books in the oven anyway! Gets them much toastier!
Drunk Woman crashes her truck after trying to pickup her friend who crashed his truck because he was drunk
This is the exact reason why people say two wrongs never make a right!
A woman and man were both arrested on DUI charges after they both crashed their trucks while drunk driving.
The kicker is, the woman was only out there because she was picking up the first guy because he crashed!!
Remember kids, never drink and drive!
Ford decides not to unveil the new Bronco SUVs on O.J. Simpson’s birthday
Ford has everyone super excited with their most recent question.
Dating back to the 1960s, one of America’s most iconic SUVs was born — and after all that time, there are bound to be some stories to tell.
What’s your #FordBronco story?
— Ford Motor Company (@Ford) February 24, 2020
Well, this is what most people are going to say…
Ford announced that they were set to unveil their new line of Broncos on July 9th, but they didn’t realize that was the same day as OJ Simpson’s birthday. So they decided to avoid the jokes and push back the unveiling until the 13th.
UPDATE: The reveal of the all-new Ford Bronco lineup will now happen on Monday, July 13. The previous targeted date of July 9 unintentionally coincided with O.J. Simpson’s birthday. We wanted to be sensitive and respectful of this concern.
— Mark Truby (@mtruby) June 19, 2020
Now this is taking pettiness to a whole new level!
Michigan state representative candidate’s daughter urges people not to vote for him
A candidate in the upcoming election for state representative in Michigan might have taken a publicity blow right before the election…
FROM HIS OWN DAUGHTER!!!
A viral tweet from his daughter urges her followers not to vote him into office.
if you’re in michigan and 18+ pls for the love of god do not vote for my dad for state rep. tell everyone
— STEPH (@streeganz) June 23, 2020
This will be an interesting conversation at the dinner table.
The Dixie Chicks change their name to ‘The Chicks’ and release a new protest song
The Dixie Chicks did not debut a brand new song last Thursday, rather, The Chicks did.
The country band decided to make a change to their name as a statement of their support for the Black Lives Matter movement going on across the country.
The group explained the name change in a statement on their website.
The announcement came with a timely released protest song titled ‘March’
This is a huge statement if anything, their band was a household name!
Twenty One Pilots want you to be a part of a “never-ending music video.”
Here’s an interesting concept. Twenty One Pilots have created a never-ending music video.
If you hit up this site, you can watch the latest visual concept for “Level Of Concern” — after releasing both a live performance and version made entirely on 1980s Macs, in addition to the standard treatment that you can watch below.
Here’s how this endless loop works: Every 3:40, the music video restarts — with all new fan videos put into the mix. If you want to be a part of it, all you have to do is submit yours. Be creative and cross your fingers — you might end up being internet famous. — [eric]
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Hour 1
- The Smiths – This Charming Man
- Soft Cell – Tainted Love
- Husker Du – Could You Be The One?
- Beck – Sexx Laws
- Psychedelic Furs – Love My Way
- B-52’s – Rock Lobster
- Placebo – Pure Morning
- James – Laid
- Duran Duran – Girls On Film
- Soup Dragons – Divine Thing
- Faith No More – Epic
- Blondie – One Way Or Another
- The Cure – Let’s Go To Bed
Hour 2
- Depeche Mode – People Are People
- Erasure – Take a Chance On Me
- Sinead O’Connor – The Emperor’s New Clothes
- Garbage – Special
- Kajagoogoo – Too Shy
- Chumabwamba – Tubthumping
- The Buzzcocks – Ever Fallen In Love?
- Blur – Girls And Boys
- Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Relax
- The Smiths – There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
- David Bowie – Rebel Rebel
- Devo – Freedom Of Choice
- Primal Scream – Movin’ On Up
This video has everything…..including Jack Black!
Singing wife trolls husband with Alanis Morrisette for a month
Tomorrow marks 25 years since Alanis released Jagged Little Pill.
Gonna be a fun 48 hours for him. pic.twitter.com/GIywGd6PvL— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) June 12, 2020
When you are stuck in quarantine spending a lot of time around each other, you are bound to get on each other’s nerves or in this case, annoy the heck out of your partner by randomly singing Alanis Morrisette’s ‘Jagged Little Pill’ to them for a month. Yes, a month. That is what happened in this hilarious video from actress and singer Lisa Riefel who pestered her husband with lyrics, sometimes randomly in conversation or while he was doing chores. This video above was from a few weeks ago, but back in 2018 was when the we ought of known this was going to keep happening with grand results.
In 2018, Lisa drove Johnny nuts with the song for over a month.
My poor, poor husband.
I “Morissetted” him for over a month.
But let me ask you this, how the hell could I ever stop? pic.twitter.com/R6UVdjmHuL— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) March 21, 2018
Lisa and her husband Johnny are in the dance alt band KIllola who have been touring since 2003. If you like groups like Blondie and Garbage, this is right up your alley. Also give her other project, H. Kink a listen. They have some ridiculous music videos that have a real Tim & Eric vibe.
The Riefel family’s penchant for humor in music has already hit genuine viral fame earlier this year when young Jolee Dunn struck a chord with a seen-by-millions video in which she asks what is inside our butts. Inside Edition covered the story here.
Chuck E. Cheese parent company files for bankruptcy
It’s not looking good for the place “where a kid can be a kid” as the parent company of Chuck. E. Cheese is filling for bankruptcy due to economic hardship from the COVID-19 pandemic. CEC Entertainment, which owns the pizza/arcade chain, says it will close 34 locations that were open when the pandemic started as it files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. They hope to shed some debt and come through serving good times for kids who don’t need smart phones to be entertained. USA Today reported that Chuck lost a lot of cheese recently, specifically 90% of its revenue, even as it tried to adjust to carry-out delivery food orders.
Yes, the pizza at Chuck E. Cheese has never been the biggest selling-point of the experience but there was a lot of mixed info online about the company using a completely different name on food delivery apps like GrubHub to get people to order food. Internet Today covered the ridiculous story of ‘Pasquali’s‘.
Patton Oswalt interviews ‘The Boys’ cast
With Season Two of “The Boys” officially set to launch on September 4, the cast got together in a streaming chat earlier today moderated by Patton Oswalt.
Remembering Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Cartoon Network has evolved a weird alternative brand of humor since the late 90’s with it’s Adult Swim block which now has a ferocious fan mob behind it with ‘Rick & Morty’ but back in the early 2000’s, the awkward whatever-happens ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’ with a floating box of fries, a wad of meat, and a foul-mouthed milkshake with a middle-aged junk-food fanatic neighbor. The show ran from 2001 to 2015, and even got a movie in 2007.
Cinemassacre does a joyously entertaining retrospective in this video on the show’s wild take on 2000’s pop culture and how it became one of the most unique dark comedic shows in TV history.
