Maybe the master was reincarnated into a very small body.
You have to check out this kids moves!
This kid is going places!
Father has powerful message to others looking to become dads
A lot of people want to be a parent.
But there are some things to get in order first.
Most importantly, your mind.
What a message.
This Larry Bird Tomato is hilarious and horrifying at the same time.
You know how people find pictures of Jesus burnt into their toast?
Well, what does this mean then…
Am I trippin ? Or does this tomato look like Larry Bird ? https://t.co/ZWs30o9kdH
— Etan Thomas (@etanthomas36) August 2, 2020
Nice to see the big man out in the garden now that he’s retired.
Whose Karen is this!?
Alright, whose Karen is this Chicago?
People who have fur babies are just straight up creepy.
Thank the lord we have the best listeners out there patrolling the interwebs for these Karens!
Always remember that you are a snack!
Here’s a video that you should watch every morning while you get ready.
I love this guys energy so much 🖤✌️😂
Posted by Shaun Weatherman on Wednesday, July 1, 2020
Always remember that you are a snack!
We’ve got a pizza squirrel on the loose!
Contactless pizza delivery allowed this squirrel to run off with two slices.
Please be careful out there with your pies, this pizza bandit is still on the run.
Weird food combos that actually work!
Sometimes something you’d make while drunk turns out to be a winner when you’re sober!
Pickles and peanut butter, melted cheese and chocolate, the list is endless!
Check out Buzzfeed’s list of 50 weird food combinations here and see if there’s anything you’d try.
People on Twitter are trying to decide who should replace Ellen DeGeneres
Who knew 2020 would bring the end to Ellen DeGeneres, I sure didn’t see it coming!
But apparently working on the show is terrible, and I guess Ellen DeGeneres is actually Ellen DeD-bag.
But that has everyone on Twitter thinking, who should replace Ellen??
My favorite tweet was calling for Eric Andre to replace Ellen, but still keep the same name for the show.
This should be an interesting rebranding.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Buys XFL for $15 Million
Dwayne Johnson is using some of that movie money to live out his “Ballers” character’s life in the real world.
The Rock announced on twitter that he and his business partners went in together to purchase the XFL, a spring time professional football league, for a measly $15 million.
With my trail blazing partner @DanyGarciaCo & Red Bird Capital, we have acquired the XFL.
With gratitude & passion I’ve built a career with my own two hands and will apply these callouses to our @xfl2020 brand.
Excited to create something special for the fans! #XFL #fullcircle pic.twitter.com/LprJ6HjglD— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) August 3, 2020
That is a super low number for an entire football league, in fact there are players in the NFL that make more than that in a single season!
Hopefully they can get back to playing next season since their inaugural season was cut short due to COVID-19.
There is an Airbnb for swimming pools!
There is a new app on the rise that acts like an Airbnb but for swimming pools.
App described as ‘Airbnb for swimming pools’ surges in popularity during pandemic https://t.co/3mWWk34Sdp pic.twitter.com/0mINq9U6X9
— New York Post (@nypost) August 3, 2020
Not a bad idea for a hot summer day.
We have to try this out!
Principal makes a COVID song for his students
I wish I had as cool of a principal as this guy back in school!
He made a whole song for his students to share their new rules pertaining to COVID-19 once they return from summer break.
This guy is awesome!
This is why you shouldn’t try to be adventurous
Next time you feel like you need more adventure in your life think about this…
Don’t.
Or this could happen to you.
Just stay inside, where it’s safe and warm and there is Netflix.
This dork gives out hookup advice that will fail 100% of the time
There is absolutely no way this guy is actually succeeding with any of the things he’s saying.
First off, he’s telling you how to be a pick up artist on TikTok.
Second, just look at him.
There is a 0% chance this man has ever touched a woman pic.twitter.com/FcCXWGdJeL
— B. W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) July 30, 2020
This dude is 1000% a certified dork.
This guy can make some crazy sounds with his mouth!
What weird noises can you make with your mouth?
This guy might have you beat.
That’s crazy!
Woman kicked out of plasma center because her outfit was “too distracting”
I get that there can be a dress code in businesses, but how is this distracting??
What a strange reason to kick someone out of a plasma center!
But you be the judge. Was this too inappropriate?
Here’s 17 psychological tricks to get people to instantly like you
It’s easy to make friends, just brainwash people into it!
Don’t believe us? Well here are 17 ways to do it.
Check out the awesome tricks here and get ready to be the most liked person around town!
The Wiener’s Circle is celebrating the return of NHL the only way they know how
NHL is back and The Wiener’s Circle is celebrating the best way possible.
The @NHLBlackhawks are back and @TheWienerCircle is talking smack @EdmontonOilers We changed the rules on fighting, too, as Chicagoans will enjoy free hot dogs the day after the first gloves drop. A tastier penalty than whatever @TimHortons serving in that box, eh? #AllforOne pic.twitter.com/KzoYHIYAeN
— The Wieners Circle (@TheWienerCircle) July 31, 2020
They are literally the best thing in this city.
Angry Mother In Law ruins Bride’s special day
I don’t know how this video didn’t end with an instant divorce on the spot.
Here’s some news for that lady, your son has flaws! We all do. Her’s is speaking out at the worst of times obviously…
RIP to the legend Wilford Brimley
Wilford Brimley was successful in his acting career, but more importantly he was successful in warning the masses about the dangers of ‘diabeetus’
He was also featured in Family Guy.
What a legend.
RIP Wilford Brimley, you had 85 magical years that you allowed us to witness.
Man who lost his penis due to illness is growing a new one on his arm!
A British man who lost his penis to a severe blood infection is growing a new one on his arm.
I swear this is a real thing!
Has medicine been mastered? I think after this, and maybe a coronavirus vaccine or two, we could possibly say yes.
