There is a special place in Hell for the people who are out there stealing packages off of people’s porches.
It’s nice to see that it doesn’t always work out for them.
Like this guy!
That’s what you get buddy!
There is a special place in Hell for the people who are out there stealing packages off of people’s porches.
It’s nice to see that it doesn’t always work out for them.
Like this guy!
That’s what you get buddy!
If your Christmas tree is still sitting in your house, here’s an option instead of dragging it out to the curb: Serve it for dinner.
There’s a new cookbook out from a, quote, “artisan baker and cook” in the U.K. named Julia Georgallis called “How to Eat Your Christmas Tree”. And it features dozens of recipes you can make using your tree.
For example, Christmas-Cured Fish uses almost a pound of needles for decoration and flavoring. With Christmas Tree Pickles, you throw a handful of needles into a jar with your pickles for a month.
There’s even ICE CREAM flavored with blue spruce needles and ginger.
Julia says she created the book so people would get better use out of their trees . . . rather than chopping down 30 million trees every year and then throwing them away.
Plus, quote, “I don’t know why it’s so weird because we eat and we forage so many [other] plants.”
Front Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash
Holidays are all about giving.
It’s the thought that counts in a gift right?
Apparently not to this Karen!
He paid off her car and she is still angry!
I hope she enjoys Australia alone. Can you even go there right now???
Alright Chicago, what neighborhood is claiming this Karen?
Who hurt this man so bad that he had to do a full on cover of MCR at a wedding!?!?!
Who hurt this man? @5thyear (Via ig:hutchnast)
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 5, 2021
A wedding does seem like a strange place to be belting out some emo rock, but hey people celebrate differently.
You know what, he killed it. Get this man a record deal ASAP!
You know those movies where firefighters save people from burning buildings by having them jump onto a giant tarp that they hold.
Well those actually exist and people actually use them to rescue people!
This is how they save people who are stuck high up on a ski lift!!
Ski patrol rescue! Girl leaps from ski lift at @BristolMountain
tonight!😱#skiing #Roc #snowboarding #Bristol #scary #insane #skipatrol #skiers #RESCUE pic.twitter.com/jhN7PbUY20— Susan Ashline (@SusanAshline) January 4, 2021
I always thought there would be a more modern approach to this. Like a ladder or something.
But you know what, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it!
Is Jim Carrey’s doppelgänger a woman?
This lady looks so much like him!
She even does his movements!
This is crazy!
Tipping is such a weird thing.
I wish they would just always include gratuity in the check, I hate having to do quick math!
Plus let’s say the person you’re tipping isn’t happy with what they gave you! This could happen!
Definitely tip people, but also if you’re delivering something you don’t get to take the item back!
That’s just crazy!
Imagine Dragons have released a fan-sourced band biography titled The Project, which they’re using to help raise money for their Tyler Robinson Foundation children’s cancer charity.
In a tweet, TRF describes it as “a book from fans to fans.” In addition to telling the band’s story, it also includes quizzes and puzzles. If you donate $8 to TRF and send the receipt to @TRFprojectID, you’ll receive a download link for the entire 77-page book.
After many months of preparation by TRF Ambassadors @maya0811 & @constantinosCP, we are happy to share #projectID – A book from fans to fans!
"@Imaginedragons:
THE PROJECT” is OUT NOW!All proceeds of the book will go directly to @TRFdotORGhttps://t.co/zanUNScef5 pic.twitter.com/RQhwvmUJjg
— TRF (@TRFdotORG) December 29, 2020
Tuesday means you get the hottest TikTok curation on the planet!
This week we have a few great ones for you.
First up: Did your parents let you guys curse? This cute little kid asked for her mom for permission but mom wasn’t ready for this.
@tracyclaxtonfashb#badgirl #badmom #2020 #fyp♬ original sound – Tracy Claxton Fashbaugh
Next: What starts with a v and gets a woman everything she wants?
@2kvnidal#foryou what do women have that starts with a v and they use it to get stuff. no Marcel no 😂🤣♬ Bach Concerto in a Minor for Violin – Classical Music
Lastly: Never ask your loved one if they would love you if you ever got fat.
@xoxo_rubiaLet’s try this again tiktok! This was all so you can get a little laugh…don’t be an asshole, no one likes those 😉#OutPizzaTheHut #fyp #foryoupage
This might be the funniest thing you hear all day.
Just imagine that you clogged your significant other’s toilet. What do you think you would do?
@glennieellis#stitch with @jessssthemess #fyp
Just pray that you never have to be in this position.
Nobody wants a dirty toupee!
It could give away the secret that your hair isn’t your hair!
There’s no shame in having one, they look great! But you have to make sure you maintain it!
@themalcolmflexFixing the man weave!! ##mentalhealth ##menshair ##menhealth ##men ##hair ##weave ##manweave ##dallas ##dfw ##mavs
Make sure you keep those toupees looking fresh!
It seemed like a fantasy when Jake Paul suggested that he was going to take on Conor McGregor in the ring after taking down Nate Rabinson, but now it seems like this fight might actually happen!
Conor McGregor says he is down to fight as long as his price is met by Paul’s camp.
@boxing.centr4lConnor responds##SportsDirectRepRace ##jakepaul ##ksi ##loganpaul ##boxing🥊 ##fighter ##fyp ##tiktokboxing ##boxer ##knockout ##gym ##fitness ##champion ##fyp
I hope for this fight to go down more than anything. See a real fighter take on the Paul brothers for once!
If you were on Twitter this weekend then you definitely heard about “Bean Dad”.
Bean Dad, who is actually named John Roderick, went on Twitter this past weekend to boast about how he bullied his 9-year-old daughter because she didn’t know how to use a can opener.
If you haven’t read this Twitter thread yet, you have to. It will kind of infuriate you at the cockiness of this guy.
So, yesterday my daughter (9) was hungry and I was doing a jigsaw puzzle so I said over my shoulder “make some baked beans.” She said, “How?” like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, “Open a can and put it in pot.” She brought me the can and said “Open it how?”
— john roderick (@johnroderick) January 2, 2021
Of course everyone took their shots at them, including actual teachers who had some good teaching strategies for the seemingly happy bean dad.
Teacher here.
1. Kids learn best when they aren’t hungry.
2. Everyone learns differently and different approaches (eg. A guiding hand) are helpful, especially if/when someone’s struggling.
3. When a child is frustrated to the point of tears, you’ve lost your teachable moment.
— Apoxon (@apoxon) January 3, 2021
And of course everyone with a wifi connection went back and checked all of his tweets to find his controversial tweets. People called him out for racism, homophobia, and anti-semitism.
Roderick quickly deleted his Twitter account after this.
Funny enough, Jeopardy star Ken Jennings has a podcast with Bean Dad! Jennings came to Roderick’s aide.
If this reassures anyone, I personally know John to be (a) a loving and attentive dad who (b) tells heightened-for-effect stories about his own irascibility on like ten podcasts a week. This site is so dumb.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 3, 2021
What a weird world we live in.
So if you didn’t know about Bean Dad…
Now you do! Congrats!!
The restaurant and bar industry has been hit hard. Most places in Chicago have been forced to close due to covid restrictions and unfortunately, may not reopen. If you are a current or former Cook County bar, restaurant or coffee shop employee there is an emergency relief fund you may be eligible for (and it you are outside of Cook County or work in other food and beverage roles, including farmers, distillery workers, wine makers, beverage delivery drivers, etc. there is another national relief fund for you; more info from Southern Smoke below or jump to the application page HERE;
All restaurant, bar and coffee shop workers who are or were employed in Chicago (specifically, Cook County, Illinois) are encouraged to apply for need-based aid.
To qualify for this fund, you must have worked in the food and beverage industry for a minimum of 6 months and an average of 30 hours per week minimum. Every applicant must show proof of such employment, so please have paycheck stubs and/or W2s available. We are unable to make any exceptions.
For tips on how to apply and best advance your case, please click here.
This fund is specifically for restaurant, bar and coffee shop workers who are or were employed in Cook County, Illinois. If you work in other food and beverage roles, including farmers, distillery workers, wine makers, beverage delivery drivers, etc., or work outside of Cook County, you can apply to Southern Smoke’s national Emergency Relief Fund here.
More information and application instructions HERE. <3 Lauren
Photo by Sarah Pflug from Burst
No one likes working, especially on New Year’s Eve.
So can you blame Andy Cohen for throwing back a few before the ball dropped?
@nickelodeonruggie##fyp ##foryoupage ##Bye2020
He was just having some fun! The perfect way to get out of that terrible excuse of a year.
Give the guy a break!
MMA, boxing, football, hockey… What’s the toughest sport out there?
The answer is none of them.
Because apparently a sport out there called ear pulling and it might be the gnarliest sport known to man.
@weirdsports##earpulling
The pain that these athletes have to ignore is unknown! How can they do that!
Also this should be included in the Olympics right?
Eating icicles seems like a yearly winter tradition right?
Well you should cut that tradition out of your life today!
Take this meteorologist’s word for it…
So there you have it. Icicles are full of bird poop from your roof.
So stop munching on them!
There are stories that seem so impossible that they can’t be true right?
Wrong! There are some crazy stories that seem to destroy any idea of odds.
From long lost twins who seemingly lived the exact same life, to a guy who won the lottery twice.
Never tell these people the odds!
Check out all of the stories here.
You know how when you ask a kid what they want to be when they grow up they sometimes say something like a superhero, or their favorite cartoon character…
Well, this lady actually did that!
She has based her entire life around the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and honestly that rocks.
@rdr2.boahPart 4 out now ##fyp ##fy ##fypシ ##foryou ##foryoupage ##funny ##cringe ##xyzbca
Crime fighting and pizza every day doesn’t sound like that bad of a life.
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