Ronald Reagan once said that the nine scariest words are, “I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help.”
For McDonald’s, this could be a game-changer. After what seems like a lifetime of ice cream machine malfunctions, that headache could finally be addressed through some good, old-fashioned government intervention, as the Federal Trade Commission and the Department of Justice recently lobbied the US Copyright Office to issue an exemption to a software law that would eliminate the need to get a third-party involved to repair “commercial and industrial equipment.”
We all hope that one day, our children and grandchildren can live in a world with working McDonald’s ice cream machines.
Happy Pi Day to all of those who celebrate. Today, a number of chains are offering special deals for 3/14.
Blaze Pizza
Blaze Pizza will offer each guest an 11” pizza for $3.14.
Chiya Chai
The Chicago spot Chiya Chai will offer pies like masala chicken pie for $3.14 at their three locations, located at 2770 N. Milwaukee Ave., 79 E. Madison St. and 66 E. Wacker Drive, on pi day.
Marco’s Pizza
Marco’s Pizza will offer medium, one-topping pizzas for $3.14 with the online purchase of a large or extra-large pizza using code PIDAY2024 on March 14.
7-Eleven
7-Eleven will offer pizzas for $3.14 when using 7Rewards or Speedy Rewards on pi day.
‘This Is a Film About the Black Keys’ Review: The Duo That Rocks Together Stays Together, Even Amid Escalating Communication Breakdowns https://t.co/BIuGq3eTqH
The French government is doing hard-hitting research.
A new study on young people and their diets have revealed that young people don’t know anything about zucchinis. Those aged 15 to 24, which accounts for 20%, cannot tell the difference between a zucchini (more commonly known in France as a courgette) and a cucumber. Faced with an image of a zucchini, 18% of young people thought they recognised a cucumber while 2% thought they saw an aubergine.
Can anyone actually tell the difference between a zucchini and a cucumber?
It was bedlam in the NFL world yesterday as free agency began, and the Bears were one of the primary causes of chaos.
The Bears picked up D’Andre Swift in free agency for a a three-year, $24 million deal, including $15.3 million guaranteed. They also picked up another ex-Eagle in safety Kevin Byard. The Bears later inked Jaylon Johnson to a deal and in the ensuing press conference was something to behold.
Jaylon Johnson on his emotional journey and the decision to seek therapy: "We go through things. Everybody goes through things. … It’s OK to seek help. It’s OK to be vulnerable."
Jaylon Johnson just admitted he saw a therapist for sexual addiction last season. That might be a first for a new contract press conference opening statement.
JUST ANNOUNCED 🧑🚀💙 Weezer with The Flaming Lips & Dinosaur Jr. at Allstate Arena on Friday, September 6 on the Voyage to the Blue Planet Tour. Weezer will be playing the Blue Album in full for its 30th anniversary. Get tickets Friday, March 15 at 10AM pic.twitter.com/k49YJRiMXK
New York’s Division of Food Safety and Inspection has the case of a lifetime. The agency announced that they’re conducting a “full investigation” against Cindysnacks, a company that claims to be entirely vegan and gluten-free. The controversy surrounding the company comes from the accusation that the company has simply been repackaging Dunkin’ Donuts and selling them as they’re own.
Chicago legend Bake & Destroy explains below.
Who knew a controversy between two vegan bakeries in Long Island would be the most engrossing story of the week?
Since Cindy’s Snacks published their original post on Instagram, Savory Fig has deleted its social media presence, and local food safety officials in New York have… pic.twitter.com/eMwfGQCTdL
The Bouncing Souls at Epiphany Center for the Arts, Bottom Lounge (Friday-Sunday)
New Jersey punk legends The Bouncing Souls are in town for a triple-shot in Chicago this weekend. The band kicks off the festivities on Friday night at the Epiphany Center for the Arts with a special acoustic set before moving to Bottom Lounge on Saturday and Sunday for the usual Souls-related fun. Tickets are available here.
Harrison Gordon at Beat Kitchen (Friday)
Remember the name Harrison Gordon. The emo standout from Normal, Illinois has been making a name for himself by hustling in the DIY scene for the last few years, but you can’t help but feel like bigger and better things are on the horizon for Gordon. A brilliant lyricist, Gordon is the most exciting emo artist to hit the scene in a few years. This show is sold out, which could be a reoccurring theme throughout Gordon’s career if things continue to go the way that they are now. If you find yourself at Beat Kitchen on Friday, be sure to say “ahoy” to Case the Producer.
The Moss at Lincoln Hall (Friday)
Q101 is proud to present The Moss at Lincoln Hall on Friday. With one of the best songs of 2023 under their belts with “Insomnia”, this is sure to be a good time with an evening full of feel-good indie rock.
The Strokes at Credit Union 1 Arena (Friday)
The Strokes and Beach Bunny storm the former UIC Pavilion on Friday for a fundraiser for Kina Collins. Tickets can be purchased here.
Uncorked: Chicago Wine Festival (Saturday)
The Museum of Science and Industry hosts the annual Uncorked Wine Festival, where guests can enjoy more than 150 wines and Champagnes as well as a variety of exhibitions and experiences. Spring for a VIP ticket to get an extra hour of tastings and a food voucher card, plus gain access to a private lounge with higher end wineries.
Sausagefest in the West Loop (Saturday)
Love sausages and beer? Then join Haymarket for its annual Sausagefest, where guests can sample over 20 encased meats and 30 craft brew selections. Guest sausage makers and brewers will be paired up and competing for people’s choice awards, which is voted on by the people.
Blue October at The Riv (Saturday)
Blue October, the kings of “hey, they have more great songs than I remembered”, are back at The Riv on Saturday night for what should be a raucous night of rock. Grab a ticket here.
St. Patrick’s Day at Gallagher Way (Sunday)
Gallagher Way celebrates St. Patrick’s Day a week early with a host of family-friendly activities. Catch live performances by Trinity Irish Dance, Shannon Rovers Irish Pipe Band and Old Town School of Folk Music; take introductory Irish dancing mini lessons or sip on festive green beer and Irish coffee. For the little ones, there will also be face painting, balloon artists and a make-your-own Rainbow Stuffie craft station.
Blackhawks host the Coyotes (Sunday)
The Blackhawks ended their torturous losing streak against the Coyotes earlier this week, and luckily, they have a chance to double-up this Sunday.
As discussed yesterday with Brian & Kenzie, McDonald’s has sadly taken a lot of amazing things off of the menu over the years. The most infamous menu-removal is the McDLT, which Seinfeld’s Jason Alexander beautifully sang and danced about prior to his role as George Costanza.
McDonald’s, please bring back the McDLT, snack wraps, and Chicken Selects.
There’s more tension in Dolton. Mayor Tiffany Henyard is accused of using village money for personal reasons as Dolton’s unpaid bills have piled up, which she has denied time and time again.
People asked Henyard to step down at a meeting on Monday night but Henyard insisted that she had done nothing wrong and that in future meetings, they would address other issues.
It appears she won’t be going away any time soon, sadly.
The band told me that their song Hard Times was inspired by Talking Heads, so I learned it and recorded my version of their great song with a horn section. This was fun! The 12" is available on Record Store Day 2024 -More info and a store near you at https://t.co/sFcvL4wQuRhttps://t.co/CS7Wpme3F1pic.twitter.com/3WdUfsVTT1
Paramore’s cover of “Burning Down the House” will also appear on the upcoming Talking Heads’ tribute album, Everyone’s Getting Involved: A Tribute to Talking Heads’ Stop Making Sense.
The Sweet Stuff Foundation, is a non-profit created by the Homme family in 2013 to provide assistance to career musicians, recording engineers and their families struggling with illness and disability. For more information visit: https://t.co/S2j6yhFnNB
For their 90th anniversary, Brookfield Zoo is undergoing an identity crisis.
The zoo will be renamed “Brookfield Zoo Chicago” with the new mantra “Connect. Care. Conserve.” In a press release, the zoo said “This powerful call to action invites the public to embrace their role as stewards of the environment, nurturing understanding, empathy, and personal action to preserve and protect wildlife and nature.”
As the Zoo approaches its centennial in 2034, it prepares to unveil its “Next Century Plan” to the public this summer. Rumors are that for 2034, they’ll be renamed “Brookfield Zoo Chicago 2: Electric Boogaloo”.
Sublime with Rome family! We present to you the Sublime with Rome Farewell Tour. These last few shows are about celebrating the end of this special era and to commemorate a decade plus of music, memories, fun times, and electric shows. See you all soon 🤘❤️. pic.twitter.com/MjXjdGrPC0
— Sublime with Rome (@SublimewithRome) March 4, 2024
The dates for Sublime With Rome’s farewell tour overlap with Sublime’s planned dates. Sublime (Jakob Nowell, Bud Gaugh and Eric Wilson) will perform at Coachella on April 13 and 20. Sublime With Rome will be in Texas, Connecticut and New Jersey during those dates.
Paramore just released the new music video for “Thick Skull” off of the “This is Why” album. Said to be a new start for the band, they are reinventing themselves and are ready to show the world the new vision for the future!
