Oh no, he’s back. Our penny-pinching, bro-dude from Tuesday got in contact with us again. Here’s what he had to say.
You know what to do, folks. You either think this man is a genius or you think he’s a pig. Either way, let me know what you think on our Facebook page.
Furniture shopping is the worst. You have to find a couch, plunk down a bunch of money on it, and then comes the worst part – the delivery charge. This man found a great way around that.
This is a man who knows a good deal when he sees one (via IG:bloutbert) pic.twitter.com/wBMHIXcrlT
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 3, 2021
He said he’s been doing this for six years. Six years! That’s dedication when it comes to finding a great deal on a couch. We salute our thrifty king.
Sometimes you wake up with a horse head in your bed, other times you push a rival bird in front of a train. Gang wars and real and these pigeons are the worst offenders. We can only imagine they were arguing over some littered food and who’s territory it fell into. That’s when the aggressors began pushing their rival directly into the line of the train.
This is, for lack of a better term, STRAIGHT SAVAGE. Be on the lookout for gangster pigeons next time you head to the train. You could be next.
Young men are drinking less and gaming more which is leading to a steep decline in young adult’s having sex. This information comes from a study that that compiled data from 2007-2017, which means that these are pre-pandemic numbers. We would have to imagine the numbers have dropped even more sense the start of 2020. These numbers came out at the same time as a study that showed an alarming decrease in brith rate in this country, meaning women are having less casual sex than they used to was well.
So I guess what we want to know is…is this true for you? Brag a little bit. Head on over to our Facebook and let us know if your life has differed from the results in this study.
What can you say about school? It certainly exists. There’s some good, some bad, and some just straight up stupid. It seems like every year there’s a new trend that causes schools to overreact.
What’s the dumbest rule that your school enforced? Hit us up on Facebook and let us bask in the stupidity!
Colon cancer is a real issue. That’s why this March, the Colon Cancer Foundation is teaming up with DuClaw Brewing Company and CraftShack to motivate you to take care of yourself. Here’s what you need to do,
For 400 eligible participants, it’s as easy as Click. Squat. Sip:
Thanks to social media influencers, the campaign will be on social with the #GiveACrapChallenge through TikTok and other platforms, where participants can ask a parent or loved one, “When was the last time you pooped?” as a way to encourage “the talk” about getting tested because you “give a crap” about them.
You heard us: Click, Squat, and Sip!
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When you look up doozy in the dictionary, this Karen submission should be what pops up because it is an absolute doozy. Classic Karen Behavior is demonstrated by the following person:
The conversation takes off on Facebook! Let us know where this Karen is from so we can expose her Karen-ish ways!
A high school in Florida is under fire after students reported that part of a porn video was eligible on screen during a required course. To make matters worse, the students were in a mental health-related course when the incident happened. No one wants to see videos like this unprompted and no child should have to see things that graphic that they don’t want to.
For better or worse, this is an issue that students are going to remember for the rest of their life. What’s a notable incident that happened in your high school? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know.
If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. In this case, the crime is stealing an animal and then spray painting it. A woman in Alabama is facing charges of animal cruelty after she snatched up her neighbor’s goat and decided to have a little fun with it. To make matters worse, theft of livestock in Alabama constitutes a felony charge (because of course it does).
What’s the dumbest crime you’ve ever witnessed? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what dumb crimes you’ve seen!
Singlets? Check. Barrel-chested men? Check. Basketball court? Believe it or not, that is also a check. We don’t know what this is, but we want to play immediately.
Wrestlers playing Basketball. What a sport. @SpinninBackfist pic.twitter.com/3NtzNCBam9
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 2, 2021
Brian has a shot at being good at this simply because of the sheer girth of his body. Justin, the scrappiest man alive, could become a real pest out on the court. Ali, with her speed and agility, could become a very important member of a championship winning team for whatever this sport is. What name would you even give this? Let us know on Facebook what you think this sport should be called.
Fair warning: Nostradamus predicted there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. In the 16th century, the philosopher predicted World War II pretty much exactly as it played out so while there’s no need to panic yet, you might want to start making some calls about who your literal ride or die’s are going to be. Here’s what Nostradamus wrote about 2021,
“Few young people: half−dead to give a start. Dead through spite, he will cause the others to shine, And in an exalted place some great evils to occur: Sad concepts will come to harm each one, Temporal dignified, the Mass to succeed. Fathers and mothers dead of infinite sorrows, Women in mourning, the pestilent she−monster: The Great One to be no more, all the world to end.”
Luckily the CDC provided a list of things to need in a zombie apocalypse, including 1 gallon of water for every day and non-perishable food.
Who are you taking with you into the zombie apocalypse battle? Family? Friends? Brian, Ali, and Justin? Let us know on Facebook who you’re going into battle with!
The reason you can’t sleep might be because of the device you’re reading this on. According to the CDC, one-third of Americans struggle with sleep disorders, and a large chunk of those disorders are caused by cell phone addiction. Almost 40% of the 1,000 people recently tested were said to have had some sort of addiction to their phone.
The biggest way to curb this is to drop cellphones and laptops for one hour before going to bed. Doctors say that that is the best way to alleviate the pressures of a cell phone addiction to not only get more rest at night, but to be more awake and active during the day.
Thank you Little Baby Jesus!
Mayor Lightfoot just announced Chicago will allow bars and restaurants to boost indoor capacity to 50% and remain open until 1 a.m.! Lets go ! – Tim Virgin
Chicago bars and restaurants can stay open until 1 a.m. and boost capacity to 50%, Mayor Lori Lightfoot announces https://t.co/oBaEuNM0XP
— Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) March 2, 2021
I like music, you like music. Every night at 9 pm I play you my favorite new song of the week for New Music Now and this week we are featuring this bop from bbno$. I KNOW its a terrible name, but the song is incredible. Check out bbno$ x diamond pistols with “Help Herself.”
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This listener is struggling bad after going on a handful of Hinge dates. Not only is he no longer interested in seeing the woman, but he’s lost a large amount of money by way of these dates. Here’s his situation:
What should he do? Hit up our Facebook page and leave this man some advice.
The secret to life! No, seriously:
@toddlbauerle#stitch with @sooklyn We become what we think about. #Mindset #Success #Awareness #Motivation #Happy #Healthy #Wealthy ♬ original sound – Todd L Bauerle
A boyfriend made a mustache of his pubes and taped it to his girlfriend’s face:
@sarahs_002there were no dangerous acts #fy #fyp #foryoupage #mustashe #mustache #bfvsgf #valentinesday #crazygirl #boyfriendcheck #prankwars #prank #sleep♬ original sound – Sarah
And finally, here’s how to piss off a New Yorker!
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The fact that high school still exists in its current form is a miracle. It’s such an insane environment full of hormones, drama, and learner’s permits that it is hard to believe that we didn’t throw our hands up at the institution long ago. Every high school seems to have one incident that they’ll remember forever. Listen to what this woman had to say.
@annavausmusic#stitch with @_braedin #21jumpstreet #highschool #fyp
What was your high school incident? Head on over to our Facebook page and let us know!
“Meow” is never a sound you want to hear coming from the inside the cabin. Unfortunately for passengers on a flight from Sudan to Doha (the capital of Qatar, obviously), that’s exactly what they heard. In the midst of the flight, the cat began attacking crew members on the flight. It is believed that the cat had snuck on the plane during overnight maintenance and once they reached a cruising altitude, the cat freaked out.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen on your flight? Fly on over to our Facebook page and let us know what you saw!
