When the world said said no live music or concerts, the world meant it. While it appears that this was a socially distanced gig outside, it didn’t stop mother nature from interfering with a tree branch of justice. Look at how close this comes to going horribly, horribly wrong.
We’re all so close to being able to go back to enjoying live music. When you return to your first gig, maybe make a mental note to look out for trees, though.
They’re going to sell special versions of their new album When You See Yourself as an NFT — that’s a non-fungible token, which instead of holding money can hold art, tickets or music. It’s the first time a band has sold an album in this form.
This NFT will be sold for $50 through YellowHeart for two weeks only starting Friday. The token includes a special digital album cover, a digital download of the music and limited-edition vinyl.
Rolling Stone reports that the band will also offer up two other types of tokens — one that offers live show perks like front-row seats for life and the other just for exclusive audiovisual art.
When You See Yourself will be out Friday through non-cryptocurrency retailers too.
Today’s Support Chicago business is De La Vie Day Spa. Go get pampered people!
3120 North Sheffield Avenue, Chicago, Illinois 60657
Phone: (773) 687-8206
Email: info@delaviedayspa
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De La Vie Day Spa is a local oasis of luxury and relaxation. Located in Lakeview East, you can treat yourself or someone special to one of the many treatments offered. If a little pampering can go a long way, just think of what a full treatment can do. Get a facial while your nails dry then finish off with a body treatment. De La Vie was hit extremely hard by the restrictions on spa and salon services since they cannot as easily sell products and their service rely on close proximity. SO PLEASE HELP local business and get pampered at the same time. – Tim Virgin
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Oh no, he’s back. Our penny-pinching, bro-dude from Tuesday got in contact with us again. Here’s what he had to say.
You know what to do, folks. You either think this man is a genius or you think he’s a pig. Either way, let me know what you think on our Facebook page.
Furniture shopping is the worst. You have to find a couch, plunk down a bunch of money on it, and then comes the worst part – the delivery charge. This man found a great way around that.
This is a man who knows a good deal when he sees one (via IG:bloutbert) pic.twitter.com/wBMHIXcrlT
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 3, 2021
He said he’s been doing this for six years. Six years! That’s dedication when it comes to finding a great deal on a couch. We salute our thrifty king.
Sometimes you wake up with a horse head in your bed, other times you push a rival bird in front of a train. Gang wars and real and these pigeons are the worst offenders. We can only imagine they were arguing over some littered food and who’s territory it fell into. That’s when the aggressors began pushing their rival directly into the line of the train.
This is, for lack of a better term, STRAIGHT SAVAGE. Be on the lookout for gangster pigeons next time you head to the train. You could be next.
Young men are drinking less and gaming more which is leading to a steep decline in young adult’s having sex. This information comes from a study that that compiled data from 2007-2017, which means that these are pre-pandemic numbers. We would have to imagine the numbers have dropped even more sense the start of 2020. These numbers came out at the same time as a study that showed an alarming decrease in brith rate in this country, meaning women are having less casual sex than they used to was well.
So I guess what we want to know is…is this true for you? Brag a little bit. Head on over to our Facebook and let us know if your life has differed from the results in this study.
What can you say about school? It certainly exists. There’s some good, some bad, and some just straight up stupid. It seems like every year there’s a new trend that causes schools to overreact.
What’s the dumbest rule that your school enforced? Hit us up on Facebook and let us bask in the stupidity!
Colon cancer is a real issue. That’s why this March, the Colon Cancer Foundation is teaming up with DuClaw Brewing Company and CraftShack to motivate you to take care of yourself. Here’s what you need to do,
For 400 eligible participants, it’s as easy as Click. Squat. Sip:
Thanks to social media influencers, the campaign will be on social with the #GiveACrapChallenge through TikTok and other platforms, where participants can ask a parent or loved one, “When was the last time you pooped?” as a way to encourage “the talk” about getting tested because you “give a crap” about them.
You heard us: Click, Squat, and Sip!
Matisse Tavern and Grill is a neighborhood tavern with an eclectic Gastropub menu including made-from-scratch items and the best quality meats. Check out the cozy lounge with TVs, fireplace, Full-service bar including our martinis, craft and specialty cocktails you won’t find anywhere else. Located in a garden-level space, Matisse has been hit hard by the lack of foot traffic on Diversey since the pandemic hit. The indoor space is also very tight and intimate, so indoor dining is not a save-all. So it’s time to step up and give some love to a local business that has great food, drink and atmosphere! – Tim Virgin
MATISSE TAVERN
674 W DIVERSEY PKWY
CHICAGO, IL 60614
773-528-6670
https://www.matissetavernchicago.com/
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When you look up doozy in the dictionary, this Karen submission should be what pops up because it is an absolute doozy. Classic Karen Behavior is demonstrated by the following person:
The conversation takes off on Facebook! Let us know where this Karen is from so we can expose her Karen-ish ways!
A high school in Florida is under fire after students reported that part of a porn video was eligible on screen during a required course. To make matters worse, the students were in a mental health-related course when the incident happened. No one wants to see videos like this unprompted and no child should have to see things that graphic that they don’t want to.
For better or worse, this is an issue that students are going to remember for the rest of their life. What’s a notable incident that happened in your high school? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know.
If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. In this case, the crime is stealing an animal and then spray painting it. A woman in Alabama is facing charges of animal cruelty after she snatched up her neighbor’s goat and decided to have a little fun with it. To make matters worse, theft of livestock in Alabama constitutes a felony charge (because of course it does).
What’s the dumbest crime you’ve ever witnessed? Sound off on our Facebook page and let us know what dumb crimes you’ve seen!
Singlets? Check. Barrel-chested men? Check. Basketball court? Believe it or not, that is also a check. We don’t know what this is, but we want to play immediately.
Wrestlers playing Basketball. What a sport. @SpinninBackfist pic.twitter.com/3NtzNCBam9
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 2, 2021
Brian has a shot at being good at this simply because of the sheer girth of his body. Justin, the scrappiest man alive, could become a real pest out on the court. Ali, with her speed and agility, could become a very important member of a championship winning team for whatever this sport is. What name would you even give this? Let us know on Facebook what you think this sport should be called.
Fair warning: Nostradamus predicted there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. In the 16th century, the philosopher predicted World War II pretty much exactly as it played out so while there’s no need to panic yet, you might want to start making some calls about who your literal ride or die’s are going to be. Here’s what Nostradamus wrote about 2021,
“Few young people: half−dead to give a start. Dead through spite, he will cause the others to shine, And in an exalted place some great evils to occur: Sad concepts will come to harm each one, Temporal dignified, the Mass to succeed. Fathers and mothers dead of infinite sorrows, Women in mourning, the pestilent she−monster: The Great One to be no more, all the world to end.”
Luckily the CDC provided a list of things to need in a zombie apocalypse, including 1 gallon of water for every day and non-perishable food.
Who are you taking with you into the zombie apocalypse battle? Family? Friends? Brian, Ali, and Justin? Let us know on Facebook who you’re going into battle with!
The reason you can’t sleep might be because of the device you’re reading this on. According to the CDC, one-third of Americans struggle with sleep disorders, and a large chunk of those disorders are caused by cell phone addiction. Almost 40% of the 1,000 people recently tested were said to have had some sort of addiction to their phone.
The biggest way to curb this is to drop cellphones and laptops for one hour before going to bed. Doctors say that that is the best way to alleviate the pressures of a cell phone addiction to not only get more rest at night, but to be more awake and active during the day.
Thank you Little Baby Jesus!
Mayor Lightfoot just announced Chicago will allow bars and restaurants to boost indoor capacity to 50% and remain open until 1 a.m.! Lets go ! – Tim Virgin
Chicago bars and restaurants can stay open until 1 a.m. and boost capacity to 50%, Mayor Lori Lightfoot announces https://t.co/oBaEuNM0XP
— Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) March 2, 2021
I like music, you like music. Every night at 9 pm I play you my favorite new song of the week for New Music Now and this week we are featuring this bop from bbno$. I KNOW its a terrible name, but the song is incredible. Check out bbno$ x diamond pistols with “Help Herself.”
UPPORT CHICAGO Todays Support Chicago Business is North Branch Fried Chicken.
A quick casual eatery pairing Chicago-style barbecue with savory fried chicken. I’M GOING RIGHT NOW! … you should too. Go support local business!
5481 N Northwest Hwy,
Chicago, IL 60630
(773) 853-0360
Tuesday – Saturday
11am – 8pm
Sunday – Monday
Closed
https://www.northbranchfriedchicken.com/
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This listener is struggling bad after going on a handful of Hinge dates. Not only is he no longer interested in seeing the woman, but he’s lost a large amount of money by way of these dates. Here’s his situation:
What should he do? Hit up our Facebook page and leave this man some advice.
