Perhaps thousands is underselling this. A treasurer at a Pennsylvania church has been accused of stealing $150,000 with the money going towards what sounds like a carpel tunnel-inducing porn addiction. The man told police that he had become addicted to porn sites, which makes this story even dumber. If he was still shilling out cash to grab porn DVDs, that would be weird but it would at least make sense. There’s free porn all over the Internet, my man! That’s actually what the Internet is!

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Not even Ty Pennington could come up with a bedroom this epic. The only flaw with housing a 400-pound playground slide in your room as a kid is that the slide may be stolen. In this instance, that’s exactly what it is. Police were at a man’s home investigating him over a recent string of car part thefts when they noticed the slide mounted to a child’s bunkbed in their mobile home.

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Orange chicken pioneers Panda Express are under fire after a branch manager in California forced employees to strip down to their underwear in the spirit of “team building”. A female employee is now suing the chain after she was forced to strip down, then “hug it out” with a male employee who was forced to do the same. That male employee was crying in the midst of all of this chaos.

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We’re officially one year into the COVID-19 pandemic and while there is light at the end of the tunnel, this can still be an incredibly taxing and exhausting time. One couple made the most of their year stuck inside and decided to build an insane replica of their former local video store.

@thevideobunkerBest wife ever. #thevideobunker #videostore #vhstapes #movietok #renovation

♬ original sound – Be Kind, Rewind

@thevideobunkerReply to @karmawillgetyousoon #thevideobunker #videostore #vhstapes #movietok

♬ original sound – Be Kind, Rewind

Yes, the guy looks exactly like the type of guy that would do this. It’s the chefs kiss of this story.

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Believe it or not, men act differently around women with visibly erect nipples. This study somehow went more in depth than just using common sense. The first part of the two part study had participants look at randomized slides with two sets of identical pictures of women except for the fact that in some of the pictures the women had erect nipples, and some didn’t. The participants were then asked to rate the photographed women on a series of 16 emotional and physiological states, including positive, negative, and sexually arousal.

Part 2 concluded that heterosexual men will go out of their way to be around women with visibly erect nipples. Thank you for joining us on this edition of “science”.

Online learning is taking its toll on society. We are a year into the process for some schools which means students are fried, teachers are fried, and parents are fried. As you can see in this video, a woman is frustrated with the fact that her 5-year-old can’t stay focused during the Zoom. That leads to a parent suggesting that she and the teacher have this conversation elsewhere. When the man turns off his camera, the teacher, the lady wearing the glasses, shoots him the bird.

Question: How’s virtual kindergarten going in NJ?

Answer: pic.twitter.com/ZT7jmQKaAL

— Jersey Jackass’s Estranged Wife (@angietheplumber) March 8, 2021

As you can see, right around the :41 mark, the teacher does the unthinkable. This is a sad display for everyone involved.

Fornication is funny thing. There’s seemingly an art to providing just enough vocal feedback to keep your partner interested and intrigued while also not alerting the whole building that sex is happening. If you’re having an issue with this in your apartment building, we suggest taking a look at this note that was recently left on the door of a UK couple.

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