In the midst of viewing grittiness on the gridiron, we’ve all likely thought to ourselves “hm, what would these big, burley men look like as soft, beautiful women?” Thanks to some incredibly bored and incredibly crafty people, the Internet can finally answer that question. Here’s just a few of our favorite results:

The full gallery – and it is a gallery because it is art – can be found here.

A woman in Nashville had the police called on her after tensions boiled over during a fight with her and her girlfriend that allegedly started over chicken nuggets. Once police arrived on the scene, the woman snapped, head butting and biting the officer attempting to make the arrest.

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For this story, we’re going to ignore the obvious issue with a grown man going on a date with an underage girl. It’s wrong, it’s gross, and there’s no point in discussing it. What is important, though, is the substance of their date. This story starts out weird and gets totally wild by the end.

@musclesandtacos805Storytime. Sorry, mom 🤭 #sorrymom #gross #date #storytime #wtf

♬ Creepy – Bensound

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San Diego narrowly avoided a disaster this weekend. A father brought his two-year-old past multiple barriers and into an elephant exhibit. Much like if someone wandered into your home, the elephant noticed these intruders and charged straight ahead.

As you can see, the elephant nearly takes out both people. Luckily, no one was physically harmed, but the parent was later arrested on suspicion of child cruelty.

The fine folks at Niche have unveiled a new ranking of the best places to live in this country using a metric that includes the quality of local schools, crime rates, housing trends, employment statistics and access to amenities. Finishing first were The Woodlands in Texas, closely followed by Arlington, Virginia. Finishing third place, which is surprising to a degree given the amount of Karens hiding out in the area, was Naperville.

Is Naperville the best place to live in the Chicagoland area? Let us know on Facebook where you think the best location is!

The topic of “transition time” is such a huge factor in some people’s lives and yet it is a topic that is rarely ever discussed. And no, transition time is not code for refractory period. Listen to this TikToker explain.

@cantgetatextback#datingtiktok #datingexpert #datinghack #datecoach #datingadvice

♬ Blade Runner 2049 – Synthwave Goose

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At the age of 52, legendary skateboarder Tony Hawk just threw down his final 540 ollie on a vert ramp, 32 years after doing it for the first time. Hawk is long retired from active competition but still is an avid member of the skate scene with his son Riley now riding professionally (and shredding). Hawk, who obviously has been the main catalyst for taking skateboarding mainstream, shows us just how much you can do with a little perseverance.

Did my last ever ollie 540 today. You can compare it with my first one 32 years ago. This one meant a lot to me https://t.co/tExDDRFzb4 pic.twitter.com/Ggql2uADtg

— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 18, 2021

What’s your greatest feat? At the end of the day, what can you look back on and say proudly, “I did that.” Let us know over on our Facebook page!

Those KQX boys are at it again! Look at what happened when Brian & Justin tried to put the Chicago Bears for sale.

@kqxjustinSell the team! @brianjhaddad #chicago #bears #chicagobears #chicagoland #football #nfl #trade #fyp #foryou #AirPodsJUMP #forsale #team #arrested #jail

♬ original sound – KQXJustin

Unsurprisingly, Brian & Justin are no longer welcome in Lake Forrest after this incident.