Sign This Petition to Demand Hot Dogs and Hot Dog Buns Be Packaged in the Same Quantity

We demand justice! For too long, hot dogs have been packaged unequally in our great nation. The Hot Dog Act aims to close the gap between the amount of hot dogs in a pack of hot dogs and the amount of hot dogs buns that are packaged together. Hot dog buns are traditionally baked in pans that accommodate four rolls, while hot dog manufacturers seemingly came to a consensus that ten was the ideal number when they first began to package them for retail consumption in the 1940s.

 

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Man With High-Powered Riffle On Lakeshore Charged With Unlawful Use of a Weapon

Keegan Casteel of Iowa has been charged with two felony counts of unlawful use of weapon. Casteel was arrested earlier this week after he was found in the W Chicago Lakeshore hotel with a .308-caliber rifle with a high-powered scope and laser sight attachment inside a 12th floor room.

Mayor Lori Lightfoot praised the hotel worker who reported Casteel for his quick thinking, “I want to thank the hotel worker who spotted this individual from Iowa who decided it was a good idea to come to our city with an arsenal, an AR-15, and five loaded magazines which he had perched up on the windowsill. Thank God for that hotel worker, who saw something, and said something, and I believe averted disaster,” she said.

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Whose Karen Is It?

A Chicagoland Karen was burnt to a crisp over the holiday weekend and now she’s wanting revenge. Here’s what someone sent us:

Where is this Karen from? Sound off on Facebook!

You May Never Poop Again After Reading This

A man in Austria was doing his business early in the morning when a five-foot python slithered through the drains and bit him on his backside. The python belonged to a neighbor, which somehow makes all of this worse. The bite victim, a 65-year-old man, noted that he “felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area” after plopping down on the toilet.

The victim sustained only minor injuries, police said. Those injuries being a BITE TO THE GENITAL AREA. Sounds pretty major to us!

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Crushing: Young Kid Gets His Heartbroken For the First Time

This is the first of many tough rejections this man will face in his entire life. Prayers up to our little homie.

He needs to use this as a teachable moment. No more public engagements. Next time you pop the question, do it in a secluded forest. No Ring doorbells, no smartphones, and no jumbotrons. Do this in the most discreet way possible in the future.

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Roselle to Vote on Allowing Marijuana Stores on Tuesday

Roselle, this is your chance to legalize it! Residents can sound off on whether to allow recreational marijuana sales in their community at a public hearing Tuesday at the Roselle Village Hall. Per Fox 32, “Residents were asked should the village allow retail stores to sell cannabis to adults and whether the town should allow the “craft, growing, infusion, cultivation, processing and transportation of that cannabis,” within state guidelines.

The public hearing at the village hall Tuesday at 7 p.m. will give residents another chance to weigh in and start the conversation about the conditions for opening a business. Security measures, hours of operation and buffer requirements for the site are all details that would still need to work out.

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CPS Offering Free Condoms in Nearly Every School, Including Elementary Schools

A new CPS policy that was passed in December will be enacted next month. This will put both condoms and menstrual products in nearly all schools going forward for CPS. According to the Chicago Sun Times, “schools that teach fifth grade and up must maintain a condom availability program as part of an expanded vision of sexual health education. That means all but a dozen, which enroll only younger grades, of the more than 600 CPS schools will have condoms.”

It’s tremendous that CPS is offering menstrual products to those that need it, but what about condoms in schools? In a statement by CPS, they noted, “CPS stresses that choosing to not have sex is the norm for 5th graders. Parents/guardians should be notified by their school if a condom demonstration will be provided.”

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Would You Support a Four-Day Work Week?

A couple of years ago, the World Health Organization classified “workplace burnout” as a legitimate health issue a year after a professor at Stanford suggested over 150,000 Americans die on a yearly basis as a result of the “work” aspect of the “work-life balance” outweighing the latter to a fatal degree. There is now a growing push to change the American work week to a four-day week in an effort to curb work-related stress and health issues.

A new Icelandic study that took place over four years tracked 2,500 workers who worked for 35-36 hours a week. productivity remained the same or improved for the majority of workplaces, the study said. Participants worked at various places such as hospitals, offices, playschools and social service offices.

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Not to Be Melondramatic, But Two Dudes Robbed a Store With Watermelons On Their Heads

Two men in Virginia spread their seed all over their community by robbing a connivence store with melons over their noggins.

One of these men, a 20-year-old, was arrested shortly after and charged with wearing a mask in public while committing larceny as well as stealing alcohol while underage. Police are losing their rinds trying to find the other suspect.

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Parents Want to Rename Amazon’s ‘Alexa’ After Kids Named Alexa Get Bullied

If Karen’s thought they had it bad, they might want to check with what Alexa’s have going on in their world right now. There is a growing movement of parents wanting to rename the smart speaker’s assistant AI after a number of bullying incidents related to children named Alexa. Parents in the UK told BBC, “She started to not want to introduce herself because of the jokes and the backlash,” in regards to their daughter named Alexa.

Other parents have also expressed wanting Amazon to change the name of its speaker. Massachusetts-based Lauren Johnson started a campaign called “Alexa is a Human,” noting in a letter to Amazon that her daughter, is “constantly bullied at school and camp because her name is Alexa.”

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Florida Man Pretends To Be a Firework

There is no better way to honor this great country than to wake up your neighbors in the middle of the night by pretending to be a firework. This man totally gets it.

We double dog dare someone to give this a shot in their neighborhood tonight. We’re sure your neighbors will think it’s very funny and not troublesome.

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Cubs, Sox Represent Chicago Well in All-Star Game

Both the Cubs and White Sox will have plenty of representatives at the MLB All-Star Game in Colorado this summer. From the North Side, Kris Bryant and closer Craig Kimbrel will represent the National League. The Sox will have three pitches representing them, which is the first time that’s happened since 2006. Lance Lynn, Carlos Rodon, and Liam Hendriks will proudly represent the South Side.

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Damage Your Liver This Weekend? This Trick Can Help You Recover

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my liver recovery fuel. Researches say that coffee can reduce liver damage that’s associated with overindulging in food and alcohol. The study found that regular indulgences of coffee can drastically reduce the chances of cirrhosis.

More information on the study can be found here.

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Queued Up Playlist 7/4/21

HOUR 1
Milky Chance Colorado
Willow Transparent Soul
Angels and Airwaves Euphoria
Grandson Rain
Kennyhoopla Hollywood Sucks
Aurora Runaway
Ya Tseen Knives
Surf Curse Freaks
Mansionair Don’t Wait
The Joy Formidable Into The Blue
Bryce Fox Golden Boy
K.Flay Four Letter Words
The Neighbourhood Stargazing
The Marias Hush
Kid Brunswick When You Were Young
Lorde Solar Power
HOUR 2
Idles Damaged Goods
Slothrust Once More For the Ocean
Grabbitz Pigs in the Sky
Gang of Youths The Angels of 8th Ave
Low Days Like These
Chvrches He Said She Said
I Don’t Know How But They Found Me New Invention
Japanese Breakfast Be Sweet
Peach Tree Rascals Change My Mind
Saint Motel It’s All Happening
Liz Phair Spanish Doors
Briston Maroney Bottle Rocket
Tessa Violet feat. Lovelytheband Games
Dreamers feat. Big Boi and Upsahl Palm Reader
Tiberius B Big Deal
Clairo Blouse
Bastille Distorted Light Beam
Julian Lamadrid 15 Minutes
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Chicago area native takes second in Nathan’s Hot Dog Contest

Sarah Rodriguez is from Naperville — and she demolished 24 hot dogs in 10 minutes to take second in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest — a staple of the Independence Day Weekend.  Because what else screams ‘MURICA! like competitive eating? 🇺🇸

Turns out Sarah is part of dynamic duo — her husband, who also is a competitive eater.  NBC Chicago covers them here.

Congratulations, Sarah!

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