Dad move of the year. We have to respect the commitment to catching the ball, baby, and beer all in the same play.
Dad move of the year. We have to respect the commitment to catching the ball, baby, and beer all in the same play.
Oh, brother. One of our listeners got himself into a sticky situation with the girl he’s been seeing and his cousin. Take a look at what he has to say.
Give this man some advice, Lord knows he needs it. Sound off on Facebook!
Two men in Virginia spread their seed all over their community by robbing a connivence store with melons over their noggins.
One of these men, a 20-year-old, was arrested shortly after and charged with wearing a mask in public while committing larceny as well as stealing alcohol while underage. Police are losing their rinds trying to find the other suspect.
If Karen’s thought they had it bad, they might want to check with what Alexa’s have going on in their world right now. There is a growing movement of parents wanting to rename the smart speaker’s assistant AI after a number of bullying incidents related to children named Alexa. Parents in the UK told BBC, “She started to not want to introduce herself because of the jokes and the backlash,” in regards to their daughter named Alexa.
Other parents have also expressed wanting Amazon to change the name of its speaker. Massachusetts-based Lauren Johnson started a campaign called “Alexa is a Human,” noting in a letter to Amazon that her daughter, is “constantly bullied at school and camp because her name is Alexa.”
There is no better way to honor this great country than to wake up your neighbors in the middle of the night by pretending to be a firework. This man totally gets it.
We double dog dare someone to give this a shot in their neighborhood tonight. We’re sure your neighbors will think it’s very funny and not troublesome.
Both the Cubs and White Sox will have plenty of representatives at the MLB All-Star Game in Colorado this summer. From the North Side, Kris Bryant and closer Craig Kimbrel will represent the National League. The Sox will have three pitches representing them, which is the first time that’s happened since 2006. Lance Lynn, Carlos Rodon, and Liam Hendriks will proudly represent the South Side.
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my liver recovery fuel. Researches say that coffee can reduce liver damage that’s associated with overindulging in food and alcohol. The study found that regular indulgences of coffee can drastically reduce the chances of cirrhosis.
More information on the study can be found here.
HOUR 1 | |
Milky Chance | Colorado |
Willow | Transparent Soul |
Angels and Airwaves | Euphoria |
Grandson | Rain |
Kennyhoopla | Hollywood Sucks |
Aurora | Runaway |
Ya Tseen | Knives |
Surf Curse | Freaks |
Mansionair | Don’t Wait |
The Joy Formidable | Into The Blue |
Bryce Fox | Golden Boy |
K.Flay | Four Letter Words |
The Neighbourhood | Stargazing |
The Marias | Hush |
Kid Brunswick | When You Were Young |
Lorde | Solar Power |
HOUR 2 | |
Idles | Damaged Goods |
Slothrust | Once More For the Ocean |
Grabbitz | Pigs in the Sky |
Gang of Youths | The Angels of 8th Ave |
Low | Days Like These |
Chvrches | He Said She Said |
I Don’t Know How But They Found Me | New Invention |
Japanese Breakfast | Be Sweet |
Peach Tree Rascals | Change My Mind |
Saint Motel | It’s All Happening |
Liz Phair | Spanish Doors |
Briston Maroney | Bottle Rocket |
Tessa Violet feat. Lovelytheband | Games |
Dreamers feat. Big Boi and Upsahl | Palm Reader |
Tiberius B | Big Deal |
Clairo | Blouse |
Bastille | Distorted Light Beam |
Julian Lamadrid | 15 Minutes |
Sarah Rodriguez is from Naperville — and she demolished 24 hot dogs in 10 minutes to take second in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest — a staple of the Independence Day Weekend. Because what else screams ‘MURICA! like competitive eating? 🇺🇸
Turns out Sarah is part of dynamic duo — her husband, who also is a competitive eater. NBC Chicago covers them here.
Congratulations, Sarah!
[📷: Shutterbug75 from Pixabay]
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Whenever I open my bank account after a paycheck deposit or two, it’s fun to think about all the ways I could frivolously spend it — even though most of that cash is earmarked for the mortgage, car payment, bills, savings, etc. Oh, well…..
What would you do if you found $50 BILLION one morning?
A couple in Louisiana screen found this gargantuan pile of moolah in their account one day — and like good upstanding citizens, they immediately informed their bank of the error (which was resolved FOUR DAYS later — could you imagine just staring at that much wealth in your account?!?)
For those of you who might say it was the bank’s error, too bad so sad — it turns out that if it isn’t yours, you have to give it back. — [eric]
[📷: John Guccione from Pexels]
Mayor Lori Lightfoot dropped the news on the city Friday — there will indeed be a 4th of July fireworks display on the lakefront.
Ever since Navy Pier said they were cancelling for the second year in a row, we thought the city would step — and did they ever. They say the display will be a “high-altitude show” — meaning fireworks will blow up much higher in the air. You should have a good vantage point anywhere from Grand Ave. down to 55th St.
Saturday night. 9:30PM. Crank up the alt playlist and enjoy! — [eric]
The White Stripes’ landmark album, White Blood Cells, was released 20 years ago!
No covers, no guest musicians, no blues and no guitar solos, The White Stripes’ third album would be most of the world’s introduction to Jack and Meg White.
Track listing:
“Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground”
“Hotel Yorba”
“I’m Finding It Harder to Be a Gentleman”
“Fell in Love with a Girl”
“Expecting”
“Little Room”
“The Union Forever”
“The Same Boy You’ve Always Known”
“We’re Going to Be Friends”
“Offend in Every Way”
“I Think I Smell a Rat”
“Aluminum”
“I Can’t Wait”
“Now Mary”
“I Can Learn”
“This Protector”
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When you think of Nirvana and Smells Like Teen Spirit do you think of raw ruthless energy…but do you think of disco? Dave Grohl spoke to Pharrell about how he lifted all his signature drum sounds from bands like Cameo and The Gap Band. Check this out.
we all steal drums. this is crazy tho pic.twitter.com/QLwZRdPkyC
— TERRANCE OUT NOW (@tcarriermusic) July 1, 2021
Crazy right? Further proof that every note has already been played, its how you arrange them that matters.
When the United States toppled the dastardly Soviet Union hockey team to secure the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympic games, announcer Al Michaels uttered the phrase, “Do you believe in miracles?” The US victory was a moment many never thought they would see and a moment they wouldn’t soon forget. Coming out of a pandemic, we thought we had seen as many medical miracles as we were going to see in this lifetime. Then, a man broke his penis vertically. We once again believe in miracles.
Per Gizmodo, “A broken penis, or penile fracture, is more accurately described as a tear starting from the tunica albuginea, the protective layer surrounding the erectile tissue that pump blood to the penis. The reason why it feels like a broken bone is that most injuries happen during sex, when a fully erect penis is bent too far and/or with too much force and buckles under the pressure, which then causes blood in the penis to leak out. When that happens, it’s almost always accompanied by a loud popping sound along with quickly formed bruising and swelling, again much like a broken bone.”
Doctors say the man’s private parts could look “noticeably different in presentation”, He just needs to be thankful that he still has it attached to his body.
We hope you all have a blast this Independence Day, but in order for your night to not be a bust you need to brush up on what’s legal and what’s not. Per NBC 5 and the Illinois State Fire Marshall, these following items are prohibited:
What is legal, you ask? This video can help you out.
Our friends at CBS 2 have compiled an expansive list of where to watch fireworks in the Chicagoland area.
Antioch
Date: July 4, 2019 @ 9:15 pm
Where: Williams Park
741 Main St
Arlington Heights
Date: July 3
Where: Arlington Park
Aurora
Date: July 2
Where: RiverEdge Park and McCullough Park
Barrington
Date: July 2 at dusk
Where: Barrington High School, View Throughout Town
Batavia
Date: July 4, 9:30 p.m.
Where: Engstrom Park and Batavia High School
Bartlett
Date: July 2 9:30 p.m.
Where: S. Stearns and S. Bartlett roads
Beecher
Delayed until Labor Day weekend
Bensenville
Date: July 4 at 9:30 p.m.
Where: Redmond Recreational Complex
Bolingbrook
Date: July 4
Where: Bolingbrook Golf Club
Buffalo Grove
Date: July 4, Dusk
Where: Mike Rylko Park, Willow Stream Park
Chicago
According to the City of Chicago, fireworks will return for 2021, but details have not yet been released.
Deerfield
Rescheduled for fall
Downers Grove
Date: July 4 at 9:30 p.m.
Where: 75th Street and Lemont Road
Evanston
Canceled
Elgin
Date: July 4, 9:15 p.m.
Where: Festival Park
Waukegan
Date: July 4, 9 p.m.
Where: Waukegan Harbor & Marina
Frankfort
Date: July 4 9:15 p.m.
Where: Main Park
Glen Ellyn
Date: July 4
Where: Lake Ellyn
Glencoe
Moved to Labor Day weekend
Glenview
Date: July 4
Where: Gallery Park
Hawthorn Woods
Date: July 3
Where: Community Park
Lake Zurich
Date: July 4 at 9:15 p.m.
Where: Paulus Park
Lemont
Date: July 3, 8 p.m.
Where: Centennial Park
Libertyville
Date: July 4
Where: Butler Lake Park
McHenry
Date: July 11
Where: Petersen Park
Mount Prospect
Date: June 30 and July 4 at 9:30 p.m.
Where: Melas Park
Naperville
Date: July 4
Where: Frontier Park
Oak Park
Canceled
Orland Park
Date: July 4
Where: Centennial Park
Oswego
Date: July 4 at 9:30 p.m.
Where: Prairie Point Park
Palatine
Canceled
Pingree Grove
Date: July 10 at dark
Where: Cambridge Lakes Community Center Baseball Complex
Romeoville
Date: July 3
Where: Lukancic, Volunteer and Discovery parks
Roselle
Delayed until Labor Day weekend
Skokie
Canceled
South Holland
Date: July 5 at 9 p.m.
Where: South Suburban College
15800 State Street
Streamwood
Canceled
Streator
Date: July 11
Where: Northpoint Field
Vernon Hills
Date: July 4 at 9:30 p.m.
Where: Big Bear Lake in Century Park
Warrenville
Date: July 3 at Dusk
Where: Cerny Park
Wauconda
Date: July 3 at dusk
Where: Bangs Lake
Wheaton
Date: July 3 at dusk
Where: Graf Park
Wilmette
Date: July 3 at 9:30 p.m.
Where: Gillson Park
Woodstock
Date: July 4 at dusk
Where: Emricson Park
Munster, Ind.
Date: July 3 at 9:30 p.m.
Where: Centennial Park (Food and beer garden, live music)
Hammond, Ind.
Date: July 4, at 9:30 p.m
Where: Six locations. Residents are encouraged to stay in their neighborhoods to view, but suggested viewing sites include The Pav parking lots, Turner, Columbia, MLK, Edison, Phrommer, and Hessville Parks, and the Purdue Northwest parking lot on the north side of 173rd Street.
Highland, Ind.
Date: July 4
Where: Homestead Park
Crown Point, Ind.
Date: July 4, 9 p.m.
Where: Lake County Fairgrounds
Griffith, Ind.
Date: July 3 at 9:30pm
Where: Griffith Central Park (Live music, July 2/July 3 in evening)
Schererville, Ind.
Date: July 2 (5 p.m. music/food, 10 p.m. fireworks)
Where: Rohrman Park
A new sex doll from RealDoll is now on the market and it’s catering to a very big demographic. Daddy issues can now be solved with one wrinkly, realistic sex doll that gives you all of the pleasure of an old man with none of the emotional trauma that comes from your father.
You can order your premium custom sex doll here.
The Foo Fighters are set to drop their highly anticipated disco record, Hail Satin, on July 17. Dave Grohl sat down recently with Pharrell Williams and dropped some knowledge about his drumming habits.
Dave Grohl: drum thief!