Woman needs five surgeries to fix jaw after trying to eat ‘KFC Stacker’

We all have to take L’s every once in awhile, though? A woman has been under the knife five times after trying to chomp down on KFC’s mega-sandwich, the Stacker. For clarification, the sandwich is described as “the limited edition Triple Stacker burger is made from three chicken breast fillets coated in Zinger flavoring, three slices of tasty cheese, three slices of crispy bacon and topped with Supercharged and Chilli Relish sauce.”

Hurting yourself while eating is as humiliating as it gets.

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Your toenails say a lot about your health: how do they look?

A podiatrist has revealed how changes in your toenails can signal underlying health problems. Among the explanations include pale nails suggesting poor circulation, anemia, or malnutrition, and white spots being associated with zinc deficiency or fungal infection.

If your toenails are looking rough, consider checking in with a medical professional because it could lead to more problems down the road.

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What’s the most embarrassing way to die?

Three brothers in Ohio died after being trapped in a manure pit at a farm. The brothers were doing maintenance inside a storage pit and they soon became too consumed by the toxic gasses. Farmers, particularly livestock farmers, often store large amounts of manure in concrete pits for later use as fertilizer; and these gaseous, rotting stockpiles of animal waste can become death traps, according to the National Ag Safety Database.

While we do pray for their souls, we must say that this is a pretty embarrassing way to die. Is it the most, though? Sound off on Facebook with the most embarrassing way to die.

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The ‘Field of Dreams’ introduction will give you chills

Last night the White Sox overcame the dreaded New York Yankees in MLB’s inaugural Field of Dreams last night after a Tim Anderson walk-home two-run blast in the bottom of the ninth. While the end of the game was thrilling, it is the intro that will stick with us.

This was perfect. This is how it’s done, MLB. More of this!

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The Foo Fighters always look like they’re having the best time ever, and for good reason, because they ARE having the best time ever!  Dave Grohl recently revealed the band’s pre show ritual, and it consists of a bunch of beer, whiskey and friends.  You know, kind of like your band’s preshow ritual…except their routine is followed by 2 plus hours of smash hits while your’s is followed by 3 originals and 3 covers.  Its cool, i still subscribe to your soundcloud.  Check out what else goes on back stage at a Foo Fighters show below.

 

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Does he belong to the streets?

A listener checked in with us and told us about a situation that she walked in on. We were flabbergasted by what she told us and when that happens, we only have one question to ask you all: does he belong to the streets?

The conversation lives on Facebook!

Machine Gun Kelly shaves his head for new video!

MGK has unveiled a new look for his “Papercut” music video.

He’s already prone to being a hunk, but as a bald man he’s awfully handsome. We’re a fan.

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We beg of you: please stop putting apple cider vinegar on your penis

A new pornographic popup shows a “highly veiny” penis and a promise that your junk will grow “up to 65%” if you do this industry secret, which involves pouring apple cider vinegar over your boy-parts. The page that the ads direct you isn’t even flogging bottles of the vinegary stuff, but a pill that supposedly helps enlarge your penis, too. The supplement claims to increase testosterone levels, penis size, sexual stamina, and correct erectile dysfunction, according to The Huffington Post.

Doctors urge that this does not make your junk grow, nor does it treat ED. It just stings like hell and does damage to your all-around area.

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“The Weiner Circle” to reopen next month

The burgers, dogs, and insults have been on pause for months now, but fear not, The Weiner Circle is coming back soon. The infamous Lincoln Park hot dog stand will reopen at the end of September.

The iconic establishment promises “fun, new surprises” upon reopening.

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The “Field of Dreams” trailer will give you chills

Tonight, the White Sox go to war with the dreaded New York Yankees at the “Field of Dreams” in Dyersville, Iowa. The trailer that MLB Network put together will reinvigorate your love of baseball and rekindle your passion for Chicago’s best baseball team.

The game The game between the Yankees and White Sox will be televised nationally on FOX at 8 p.m. ET.

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Whose Karen Is It?

This Male Karen has been taking umbrage with the forecasting that has plagued the Chicagoland area as of late. Here’s what he had to say:

Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!

Living in Chicago Can Reduce Your Depression, Study Finds

A new study by the University of Chicago finds that living in Chicago, or another major city like Chicago, can reduce your depression.

When it comes to rural areas, Associate Professor Marc Berman noted, “We think that it’s harder as you kind of move into smaller areas with less people, it’s harder to make more social connection and those social connections and that those social connections can actually buffer against depression,”

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This Professional “Baby Mama” Has Us Rethinking Our Entire Lives

Greatness can come in many forms. In this specific instance, greatness has been unlocked by this brilliant woman’s mind. Listen to why this professional “baby mama” has six kids with six different men. It’s not because she belongs to the streets, it’s because she’s cashing checks and having sex!

She’s got receipts! She showed her work! This woman is brilliant!

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Chicago Man Gets Nipple Bitten Off in Road Rage Altercation

A Chicago man battled an off-duty CPD officer and bit the nipple off the officer’s friend during a road rage incident Sunday night on Lake Shore Drive according to prosecutors. Kyle Clark, the nipple biter, sideswiped the off-duty police officer’s car and when he was ordered to exit the vehicle, he came out swinging, hitting the cop in the face and then biting off his friend’s “little pinky”.

Personally, we hope no one bites your nipples off today…unless you want them to.

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An Alcoholic ‘Mountain Dew’ Drink is Hitting Shelves in 2022

White folks unite! PepsiCo is collaborating with Boston Beer to bring us Hard Mtn Dew, a wonderful invention thought of by the smartest people on Earth. Hard Mtn Dew will belong to the flavored malt beverage category and contain 5% alcohol by volume. Early images of the products also show that it will contain zero sugar.

We’ve never been more excited for any product, ever.

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Apple pie hotdog

In today’s edition of How High Do You Have To Be…

 

Our stance on ketchup is widely known but how are we feeling about apple pie hot dogs?

Making their debut at the  White Sox/Yankees Field of Dreams game…

OF COURSE Fieri is involved in this abomination (IMO) that I would probably eat if I was really stoned.

<3 Lauren

Worst Architecture Tour Ever…Which Kind of Makes it the Best.

Chicago is world renowned for its amazing architecture, and taking one of the amazing boat tours that spotlight the best buildings along the river really should be mandatory once a year.  BUT…Because not EVERY building in Chicago is an architectural marvel, a tour guide has started giving an Ugly Building tour as well, showcasing..well..some of the lesser attractive buildings in the downtown area.  This is actually a really unique and fun way to take a walkabout around downtown, check this out (and cross your fingers your apartment building isnt on the list.)

 

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