What?! You can be a next level spy using just your phone!

Assuming that you have AirPods, you can use this crazy feature. It sounds illegal, but it’s not. You can listen to conversations when you’re not in the room if you leave your iPhone there. It will send the audio to your AirPods live. Now hopefully, you’ll never be in a situation where you need to do that. But- just so you know, it’s there… Here’s a step-by-step tutorial on how to do it, you little James Bond you.

@wowdamnfoxy

#duet with @brycenor 2022 breakups #fyp

♬ original sound – Bryce

The guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game got $1000

Would you believe that the guy who ran onto the field during the Bills/Chiefs game was extremely inebriated? His friends said they would give him $1000. He agrees thinking he would just be put in the ‘drunk tank’ for the night. Cut to him running on the field and getting tackled by Stefon Diggs and then security immediately. At least he got to be close to some of his favorite players… before being put in a jail cell. Let’s hope that his buddies actually paid up because I’m sure that he got some hefty fines.

Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ makes for the perfect background for this…

When you have a DERP moment, play this jam. This poor girl did not rerack correctly and BOOM! A couple stitches later and she’s back in the gym being all All Star.

@sakillalysia

Rerack your barbells correctly and securely 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I might regret posting this LOL #fypシ #accident #triggerwarning #workout #injury #fyp

♬ sonido original – Sr. Lucifer

This robot’s facial gestures are incredibly REAL!

It’s only a matter of time until the robot’s fully take over, and here’s proof. This extremely life-like robot has facial gestures that are on point. Are you hungry robot? sad? excited? Oh you can display all of those fake emotions but yet not have real remorse when you kill a human?! Sorry, that got real, just like it’s… facial gestures… sigh.

Watch Maneskin perform on SNL

Maneskin was on SNL this weekend and performed a couple of songs. I thought they were amazing and hope to see them live soon here in Chicago. Check these performances out!

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Jimmy G said “F*** the Packers”

Jimmy G is making Arlington Heights proud. The Illinois native has taken his 49ers to two out of the last three NFC Championship games, and more importantly, he’s planted his flag on the right side of history when it comes to the Green Bay Packers. Garoppolo was caught saying this after the game on Saturday.

Thank you, Jimmy G, for saying how so many of us feel.

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When We Young Festival adds another date!

When We Were Young Festival almost gave Millennials a heart attack when they saw the lineup in Las Vegas. It’s Warped Tour on steroids my friends. 65 bands from your youth will play three stages, now TWO days in a row! The October 22nd show sold out so fast they recently added the 23rd as well. Get on it people, or at least the wait list!

https://www.billboard.com/music/concerts/when-we-were-young-festival-lineup-1235020026/

https://www.whenwewereyoungfestival.com/

When you know that your kid is ready for the octagon

Children start displaying what hobbies they’ll gravitate to as adults at a very early age. This kid is obviously going to end up whooping some dudes in the UFC someday. Just try to keep him from head-butting mom! This is how he decided to pop bubble wrap. Innovative yet also, he’s probably gonna end with a concussion if he keeps this up.

Jimmy Garoppolo gave Erin Andrew’s another “feels great baby”

Back in 2019, Arlington Heights’ own Jimmy Garoppolo made a run at Erin Andrews while being interviewed by her after they beat the Cardinals in the regular season. She asked him how it felt, he replied, “feels great baby.” The moment went viral and for kicks he did it again last weekend while being interviewed by her. Shooters gotta shoot!

Annnd he does it again…

How to fall asleep in 2 minutes flat!

A lot of people have trouble falling asleep. You get in bed at 10pm, then actually start sleeping at 1am. If this is you, pay attention to this video! This technique to fall asleep fast was originally started in the military for fighter pilots to get the Z’s they needed. If you it doesn’t work for you at first, keep trying! You should practice it for about two weeks until you have mastered it.

@justin_agustin

Technique to falling asleep in 2 minutes! Insp. AsapSCIENCE on YT #sleep #fallasleep #insomnia #insomniac #learnontiktok #howto

♬ You – Petit Biscuit

We SHOULD put this on roads instead of salt

The ONION suggests that instead of using salt and sand on our roads we should be using something more near and dear to our hearts- ‘hot beef drippings’ or better put, gravy baby!! How amazing would it be to have the roads smell like food instead of a disgusting mix of oil and gasoline? Although boiling beef fat would get tedious, it’s still a great idea! Except for maybe the fact that cars might more stuck once the fat freezes… but these are all minute details. God bless the gravy roads!

https://www.theonion.com/chicago-city-workers-clear-ice-by-pouring-hot-beef-drip-1848364183

Queued Up Playlist 01/23/21

MuseWon’t Back Down
Gang of YouthsIn the Wake of Your Leave
Welshly ArmsAre You Lonely
Girl in RedI’ll Call You Mine
TurnstileMystery
LowDays Like These
ManeskinI Wanna Be Your Slave
Wet LegChaise Longue
YungbludFleabag
Day WaveWhere Do You Go
GayleABCDEFU
Oliver TreeLife Goes On
BleachersHow Dare You Want More
Beach HouseOnce Twice Melody
The War On DrugsI Don’t Live Here Anymore
Eddie VedderBrother The Cloud
VHS CollectionSurvive
Simple PlanThe Antidote
PinegroveRespirate
Sam FenderSeventeen Going Under
Boy With UkeToxic
Hippo CampusRide or Die
Giovannie and the Hired GunsRamon Ayala
Rufus Du SolOn My Knees
UpsahlThriving
Bob MosesLove Brand New
InhalerCheer Up Baby
Caroline PolachekSo Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings
The DistrictsOutlaw Love
The Luka StateOxygen Thief
WIlderadoHead Right
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Toddler clicks, sends $1700 of furniture to home

Photo by John Guccione from Pexels

Parents, this is a good reminder that toddlers are WAYYY more savvy in getting around screens than we give them credit for.

A two year-old in New Jersey, unbeknownst to their parents, bought on $1,700 worth of furniture that was sitting around in a WalMart online shopping cart.

They figured it out when boxes upon boxes began showing up at their house.

In case you didn’t know, you can lock down your iPhone while your crotch fruit is busy in an appAndroid phones, too.