This grandma loves a good dirty joke. Most people would be mortified to speak like this in front of G-Ma, but she wants more! Take notes because these are funny…
This grandma loves a good dirty joke. Most people would be mortified to speak like this in front of G-Ma, but she wants more! Take notes because these are funny…
In case you didn’t hear the BIG news, WEEZER is coming to AHOY on 5/3! To celebrate and to get us all in the mood, here are just a few essential Weezer songs I want/need to hear at the Aragon this May. Hey, I wonder if we can get them to play Weezle with us!
Get your tickets here! https://www.101wkqx.com/ahoy/
After a two year delay, AHOY is back and better with Weezer at the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom on May 3! This is your chance to party with one of the biggest bands in the world in an intimate setting. Brian, Ali, & Justin promise that if you are in the building, you will make forever memories. This is undoubtedly the biggest party of 2022.
Tickets are available NOW with the presale code AHOY.
Dr. Jeffrey Iliff is answering your questions about sleep. He’s a researcher at the University of Washington School of Medicine and is an expert in his field. Have you ever wondered how long the perfect nap should be? Or if you can catch up on sleep? He’s your sleep sensei here as he’s answering some popular questions from Twitter. By the way, there’s good naps and bad naps. If you nap, you should do a short 20-30 minutes or 90 minutes for one more sleep cycle. If you nap too long your body thinks it’s time to go full on night night mode and when you wake up you’ll be more tired. So keep the nappys shorter if you can, or exactly one sleep cycle.
Fans at a Charlotte FC game were ready to hear “The Voice” winner Michelle Brooks-Thompson sing The National Anthem, but her mic cut out a few moments into the song due to technical issues. The sell-out crowd helped her finish the job and it will bring a tear to your eye. Is it dusty in here? Why are my eyes wet?!!
The ‘Chitidarod’ returned this year after being put on hold last year. Started in 2006, the event was created to help stop hunger in Chicago. The costume, shopping cart race, bar crawl, fund raiser, talent show raised over $100,000 this year, even dealing with having to scale it back slightly. The event took over Fulton Street near Ashland Avenue by Cobra Lounge. 35 teams participated with each team donating at least 69 pounds of food.
Hive Systems says that your password should be somewhere around 18 characters long with numbers, letters, upper and lower case mind you, and symbols. It’s 2022 and hackers have gotten really good at what they do. They can still probably get into your accounts if they really tried, but it’s much easier to guess a password when, say, it’s just numbers. That will take some hacker less than 2 SECONDS, compared to more than 3 hours for you, assuming you have a difficult password.
See more info here-
https://www.hivesystems.io/blog/are-your-passwords-in-the-green?utm_source=tabletext
You know your grandfather is cooler than you when he rolls up bumping Snoop Dog with a tooth pic in his mouth! Is he counting his roll of cash too? No. He’s trying to fix a cassette tap to play in his Oldsmobile. Watch!
WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest
Official Rules
A complete copy of these rules can be obtained at the offices of radio station WKQX (“Station”), owned and operated by Cumulus Media Holdings Inc. or one of its subsidiary companies, 455 N. Cityfront Plaza Drive, Suite 1700, Chicago, IL 60611, during normal business hours Monday through Friday or by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the above address.
The Station will conduct the WKQX’s “Ticket Blitz Thursday” Contest (the “Contest”) substantially as described in these rules, and by participating, each participant agrees as follows:
Eligibility. This Contest is open only to legal U.S. residents, excluding dual Florida and New York residents, age eighteen (18) years or older at the time of entry with a valid Social Security number and who reside in the Station’s Designated Market Area (“DMA”) as defined by Nielsen Audio, who have not won a prize from the Station in the last ten (10) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last sixty (60) days, and whose immediate family members or household members have not won a prize from the Station in the last thirty (30) days or a prize valued at $500 or more in the last ninety (90) days. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Chicago FM Radio Assets, LLC, Station, each of their parent company, affiliates, related entities and subsidiaries, promotional sponsors, prize providers, advertising agencies, other radio stations serving the Station’s DMA, and the immediate family members and household members of all such employees are not eligible to participate. The term “immediate family members” includes spouses, parents and step-parents, siblings and step-siblings, and children and stepchildren. The term “household members” refers to people who share the same residence at least three (3) months out of the year. The Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations. Participation constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to these Official Rules and Station’s decisions, which are final and binding in all matters related to the Contest. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
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(ii) Online: Listen to the Station Thursday, March 10, 2022 at 7:00am, 9:00am, 11:00am, 1:00pm, 3:00pm, 5:00pm, and 7:00pm during the Contest Period. When the Station plays the “cue-to-text” sounder Visit the Station’s website at www.101wkqx.com and click on the “Contest” link, click on the “Ticket Blitz Thursday – Billie Eilish” Contest link, and complete an entry form, including submitting the keyword announced on-air by the station. Valid entries received during the thirty (30) minute period after each cue-to-text sounder (as determined by the Station in its sole discretion) will be entered into the Grand Prize drawing. Limit one (1) entry per person per email address, per keyword. Multiple participants are not permitted to share the same email address. Any attempt by any participant to submit more than one (1) entry by using multiple/different email addresses, identities, registrations and logins, or any other methods will void that entry and the participant may be disqualified. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. Station is not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, unintelligible, inappropriate or misdirected registrations, all of which will be disqualified. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register will be deemed to be the participant. The “authorized account holder” is the natural person assigned the telephone number by the wireless carrier or an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. Potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. All entries become the sole and exclusive property of Station and will not be returned. Station reserves the right to contact entrants and all other individuals whose email address is submitted as part of this promotion. No mail-in entries will be accepted.
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Record Store Day is coming: April 23rd, 2022.
You can browse the full list of releases, find a great record shop near you, or check out the selection of alternative artists that have goodies coming your way below. As always, check with your favorite shop to see if they will have what you want before you make the trek.
Alice In Chains – “We Die Young”
Originally released in 1990 as promotional-only, Alice In Chains’ first studio EP We Die Young will see a limited edition commercial release on Record Store Day. With remastered audio by Bob Ludwig, the three-track EP includes two songs that later ended up on the band’s debut album, Facelift, along with “Killing Yourself,” exclusive to this EP.
Cold War Kids – “Zowie Selects”
This 10 song compilation features a track list of favorites from Cold War Kids’ New Age Norms selected by super-fan and friend, Zowie. This limited edition Record Store Day vinyl release is printed on a metallic silver 12” vinyl.
The Cranberries – “Remembering Dolores”
Remembering Dolores, a compilation of selected songs from the Cranberries’ discography, was released digitally in September 2021 – around what would have been the late vocalist’s 50th birthday. UMG Recordings, in association with the remaining members of the Cranberries and Dolores O’Riordan’s estate, are releasing a special 2 LP edition of Remembering Dolores. It features 3 bonus tracks: “The Rebels,” “Astral Projections,” and “Warchild.”
The Cure – “Pornography”
Limited edition picture disc of the UK band’s legendary fourth album, celebrating its 40th anniversary. Featuring the trio of singer/guitarist Robert Smith, drummer Lol Tolhurst and bassist Simon Gallup, this 1982 classic features “100 Years,” “A Short Term Effect,” and the single “The Hanging Garden.” Pornography is arguably the peak of The Cure’s early, darker sound, before they switched to a more pop orientated direction. The album had a huge influence on future dark wave and gothic rockers. Despite the album’s dark themes it was their most popular release to date, breaching the UK Top 10.
Cypress Hill – “The 420 Remixes”
Cypress Hill’s self-titled debut album was an instant classic. In 2021, for its 30th anniversary, two favorite tracks were remixed and released digitally, and they’re now ready to take the turntables, on 10” black vinyl, as part of Record Store Day’s 15th anniversary!
Echo & The Bunnymen – “B-Sides and Live (2001-2005)”
Previously only available as a digital release, B-Sides and Live (2001-2005) brings together rare recordings by new wave legends Echo & the Bunnymen. Stand out tracks include acoustic versions of “Make Me Shine” and “Nothing Lasts Forever” along with recordings of “Killing Moon” and “Lips Like Sugar” from the 2005 Reading Festival. Demon Records is proud to present the first physical release of this collection, pressed on two 180g clear vinyl exclusively for Record Store Day 2022.
Everlast – “Whitey Ford Sings The Blues”
“Whitey Ford Sings the Blues” is the first album from Everlast, following his departure from House Of Pain and was released in 1998. The record was both a commercial and critical success, selling more than 3 million copies worldwide and certified double platinum. The track “What It’s Like” earned Everlast a Grammy Award nomination for Best Male Rock Vocal Performance.
Foo Fighters – “Making A Fire/Chasing Birds Re-Version”
A special 7” single for Record Store Day, featuring two Foo Fighters tracks “Re-Versioned” by some of their musical friends. Making A Fire Re-Version includes contributions from members of the Dap-Kings, the Budos Band, Antibalas, the Tedeschi Trucks Band, and more.
Chasing Birds Re-Version includes contributions from Ben Jaffe, Charlie Gabriel, Clint Maedgen, Walter Harris, Branden Lewis, Ronnell Johnson and more.
Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds – “Magic Secrets 2022”
This 7” features demos of “We’re Gonna Get There In The End” and “Trying To Find A World That’s Been And Gone: Part 1” which were released digitally at short notice as a New Year goodwill message from Noel to the fans for 2021 and 2022 respectively. A physical release of these tracks has been highly anticipated. These limited edition 7”s are individually numbered and feature exclusive artwork.
Glass Animals – “I Don’t Wanna Talk (I Just Wanna Dance)”
Put very simply — a 12” vinyl cut of the song — original & a version with Albert Hammond, Jr. of The Strokes.
The Lumineers – “Brightside: Bonus Tracks”
Brightside: Bonus Tracks is an exclusive 10″ color vinyl release consisting of bonus tracks recorded during the sessions for the platinum-selling, GRAMMY-nominated Denver band’s highly anticipated fourth album, Brightside, including new track “Little Sound,” a cover of The Cure’s classic “Just Like Heaven,” and two acoustic performances of Brightside album tracks.
The Offspring – “Greatest Hits”
Greatest Hits compilation from The Offspring available for the first time on vinyl. Originally released in 2005, these 14 tracks include eight Top 10 Mainstream Rock hits, plus two bonus tracks “Can’t Repeat” and “Next to You.” Pressed on Aqua Blue vinyl with foil board cover.
Pearl Jam – “Live on Two Legs”
Originally released in 1998, Live On Two Legs documents that year’s US summer tour in support of the Yield album. Sixteen tracks on crystal clear vinyl, in double LP gatefold packaging.
Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Unlimited Love”
A special version of the new double-album from Red Hot Chili Peppers. The RSD special version includes two LPs pressed on silver vinyl, an exclusive 24 x 36 poster, and the sleeve printed on silver board.
Gavin Rossdale – “Wanderlust”
The frontman of Bush has his original 12 track album coming, which contains smash hit “Love Remains The Same” and one bonus track (#13, “This Place Is On Fire”). First time on vinyl, and includes download card.
Gerard Way – “Hesitant Alien”
Blue vinyl reissue from the frontman of My Chemical Romance.
Matt Nagy is leaving Chicago — finally! — and leaving behind his Lake Bluff home, which just went on the market for $6 million.
And my God, this home is extra:
You can see the entire home by clicking the link in the Tweet above. Certainly seems like someone should have paid more attention to the Bears offense then to gaudy home decoration, no?
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Good news if you are a Weezer fan AND a Wordle fan. Rivers Cuomo debuted a new game called…you guessed it…Weezle! Here’s how it works. Its just like Wordle, but every word is part of a Weezer song lyric. This is ridiculuous but if you want, you can try it for yourself below. Also, your starting word better be JONAS.
While you were sleeping, you may have missed a new report that talks about how well-endowed Lightfoot is. During summer 2020, Lightfoot waved her proverbial hog around as the city battled over what to do with the legacy of the genocidal Christopher Columbus and his statues across the city. The Chicago Tribune reports that Former Chicago Park District deputy general counsel George Smyrniotis filed a lawsuit on Tuesday against the city and Lightfoot, alleging she defamed him with her remarks in a meeting last year.
“You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians,” said Lightfoot, “My d*ck is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest d*ck in Chicago.” She continued, “You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians, what you are doing, you are out there measuring your d*ck with the Italians seeing whose got the biggest d*ck, you are out there stroking your d*ck, over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago Police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot.”
Lightfoot is proving to be the cock of the walk with actions like this. With the mayoral election only one year away, an error with the Italian community of Chicago could prove to be a real boner for Lightfoot and her campaign.
See how smart you are with this daily trivia series put on by Netflix. It’s interactive and covers history, art, science and entertainment. There’s different levels of difficulty so you don’t need to feel stupid everyday either. Watch TV and learn something! Each one of your wins will help move the story along. There will be 30 episodes in total with a new one everyday starting April 1st.
A mother in the UK was tattled on to social services because of her huge, ugly (matter of opinion here of course) eyebrows. “My eyebrows don’t determine whether I’m a good mother or not, ” she said. True. But we do need to evaluate some life choices she’s making right? It’s for the children. It looks like someone replaced her brow liner with an XL size permanent marker. Who told her this looks good?!
Pull up are hard enough on their own. Add in the element of possible death you’ve got yourself a new World Record category! This man did 23 pull ups while hanging on for dear life like a cat from a helicopter. It’s a new Guinness World Record. I’m sure got a girlfriend out of this.
When you’re a freshman in college, your main objective is to study. Just kidding! It’s drinking! This kid at the University of Albany figured out a way to continue the party while at the dining hall where alcohol is not allowed. May I present to you, beer jacket! The jacket where the beer is sewn in. It’s completely genius and I hope that he is an engineering student. This young man is our future America!
“The Batman cometh!” The DC comics flick is in theatres today! Will Robert Pattinson live up to Christian Bale’s Batman? Here’s the trailer! And below you can find out which character matches your zodiac feels the best too!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19): BATMAN
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20): BATWOMAN
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20): RIDDLER
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22): POISON IVY
LEO (JULY 23 – AUGUST 22): NIGHTWING
VIRGO (AUGUST 23 – SEPTEMBER 22): ALFRED PENNYWORTH
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23 – OCTOBER 22): ROBIN
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21): CATWOMAN
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21): BATGIRL
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22 – JANUARY 19): RA’S AL GUHL
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18): JOKER
PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20): SCARECROW
https://nypost.com/article/heres-which-batman-character-embodies-your-zodiac-sign/
I had a chance to check out Turnstile in San Francisco last week and, as I suspected, they blew my mind. But don’t take my word for it <Reading Rainbow theme song plays> see for yourself below.