Good news if you are a Weezer fan AND a Wordle fan. Rivers Cuomo debuted a new game called…you guessed it…Weezle! Here’s how it works. Its just like Wordle, but every word is part of a Weezer song lyric. This is ridiculuous but if you want, you can try it for yourself below. Also, your starting word better be JONAS.
Lori Lightfoot has the biggest d*ck in Chicago
While you were sleeping, you may have missed a new report that talks about how well-endowed Lightfoot is. During summer 2020, Lightfoot waved her proverbial hog around as the city battled over what to do with the legacy of the genocidal Christopher Columbus and his statues across the city. The Chicago Tribune reports that Former Chicago Park District deputy general counsel George Smyrniotis filed a lawsuit on Tuesday against the city and Lightfoot, alleging she defamed him with her remarks in a meeting last year.
“You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians,” said Lightfoot, “My d*ck is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest d*ck in Chicago.” She continued, “You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians, what you are doing, you are out there measuring your d*ck with the Italians seeing whose got the biggest d*ck, you are out there stroking your d*ck, over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago Police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot.”
Lightfoot is proving to be the cock of the walk with actions like this. With the mayoral election only one year away, an error with the Italian community of Chicago could prove to be a real boner for Lightfoot and her campaign.
Netflix is launching Trivia Quest
See how smart you are with this daily trivia series put on by Netflix. It’s interactive and covers history, art, science and entertainment. There’s different levels of difficulty so you don’t need to feel stupid everyday either. Watch TV and learn something! Each one of your wins will help move the story along. There will be 30 episodes in total with a new one everyday starting April 1st.
Mom was threatened by social services because of her eyebrows
A mother in the UK was tattled on to social services because of her huge, ugly (matter of opinion here of course) eyebrows. “My eyebrows don’t determine whether I’m a good mother or not, ” she said. True. But we do need to evaluate some life choices she’s making right? It’s for the children. It looks like someone replaced her brow liner with an XL size permanent marker. Who told her this looks good?!
Real men do pull ups while hanging from helicopters
Pull up are hard enough on their own. Add in the element of possible death you’ve got yourself a new World Record category! This man did 23 pull ups while hanging on for dear life like a cat from a helicopter. It’s a new Guinness World Record. I’m sure got a girlfriend out of this.
How to smuggle beer into, well, anywhere. This man is a genius!
When you’re a freshman in college, your main objective is to study. Just kidding! It’s drinking! This kid at the University of Albany figured out a way to continue the party while at the dining hall where alcohol is not allowed. May I present to you, beer jacket! The jacket where the beer is sewn in. It’s completely genius and I hope that he is an engineering student. This young man is our future America!
Which Batman character embodies your zodiac sign?
“The Batman cometh!” The DC comics flick is in theatres today! Will Robert Pattinson live up to Christian Bale’s Batman? Here’s the trailer! And below you can find out which character matches your zodiac feels the best too!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19): BATMAN
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20): BATWOMAN
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20): RIDDLER
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22): POISON IVY
LEO (JULY 23 – AUGUST 22): NIGHTWING
VIRGO (AUGUST 23 – SEPTEMBER 22): ALFRED PENNYWORTH
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23 – OCTOBER 22): ROBIN
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21): CATWOMAN
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21): BATGIRL
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22 – JANUARY 19): RA’S AL GUHL
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18): JOKER
PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20): SCARECROW
https://nypost.com/article/heres-which-batman-character-embodies-your-zodiac-sign/
Check out Turnstile on Kimmel
I had a chance to check out Turnstile in San Francisco last week and, as I suspected, they blew my mind. But don’t take my word for it <Reading Rainbow theme song plays> see for yourself below.
We know everything about you based on how you shower
The incredible research team at Oh! My Mag has published a series of results that tell us everything about your personality based on what you wash first in the show.
If you wash your face first, that means you love money. If you go with the shoulders? You feel like you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders (quite the metaphor). People that hit the armpits before anything else are reliable and attentive, although they can sometimes be a little naive and lack self-confidence. Chest-first washers are loyal, pragmatic, and honest. If hair is first on your agenda, you have the temperament of an intellectual and an artist, you are often immersed in your thoughts. And if you mix it up, that demonstrates humbleness.
What do you wash first? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Does he belong to the streets?
We saw this email trickle into our inbox late last night and felt like we had to talk about it as soon as possible. Does Ash Wednesday get people turned on? We’re thinking yes.
Does he belong to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Am I the Jerk?
Would you accept being treated like a dog for a hookup? One of our listeners checked in with us because she’s been battling this situation for quite some time.
Is this guy a jerk? The conversation lives on Facebook!
The yearly changing of the Dad shoes
This Dad’s once a year ritual was caught on camera. It’s a rare event, like pandas mating, but when it happens, it’s epic! You know your Dad has the EXACT same pair of white New Balance shoes. I don’t think I’ve ever seen mine wear anything but these! “They’re comfy OK, and affordable!” It’s only a matter of time before these brand new kicks get beat up, but as of right now, Dad looks fly… for a father.
A girl figured out why she wasn’t getting let into her zoom class
It’s safe to say this student was mortified. A girl was trying to get into her class on zoom and the professor wouldn’t let her inside. Why? Did she not do her homework? Nope. Was she previously kicked out? Negative. Her screen name is “Bad Ass Bitch 2.” Her teacher called her out in front of everyone and finally let her in. At the end of class he made sure to call her out again, “bye b.” She knows it’s gunny, but also can’t hide her extreme embarrassment. Watch!
A wife surprised her husband with home renovations when he got back from deployment…
She might be the best wife to ever live. Before her husband got back from deployment she renovated their home, and it’s absolutely amazing. While he was working his ass off, she was at home doing a full-on renovation. It started with a commercial grade fridge, then she went for the other rooms and he came back to whole new house. This is incredible!
This girl was definitely not ready for the heat her boyfriend served up
This girl was not ready for how hot this candy was that her boyfriend gave her. She turns from normal human being to cartoon character in two seconds and it’s hilarious. You can almost see the smoke coming out of her ears. Next time, he’ll tell her how hot they are, or maybe not and just film her reaction again.
This sanitation worker has the best, garbage throws
This sanitation workers is out here making things look really easy! He’s sinks four garbage shots like that. His aim is perfect and somehow, somehow, the bags don’t break. How this guy didn’t get into the NBA is beyond me. Keep practicing garbage man!
Keep edibles out of children’s reach… and parents.
Watching this mom who accidentally ate three weed cookies reminds me of the time when Brian of Brian, Ali & Justin accidentally ate AN ENTIRE WEED CHOCOLATE BAR. Don’t worry, Justin took care of him and they boys hit up an all you can eat buffet that day…
Watch the video HERE.
Root for Chicago on Top Chef
Cooking shows became my zen during the pandemic, but I’ve always loved Top Chef. From Tom Colicchio’s intense judgement and hatred of okra, to Padma’s, well, everything, Top Chef is the best! The new season starts tomorrow and Virtue chef Damarr Brown will try to carry on the tradition of contestants from Chicago faring well on the show. Root for Brown as he tries to become the next Stephanie Izard or Joe Flamm by winning the competition….and then opening a restaurant in the West Loop.
Whose Karen Is It?
Chapstick tyranny is on the rise. Tell a friend and stay vigilant.
Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Who the HELL is Bradley Low?
Uh Oh! Who is this Bradley Low fellow and why in the hell does he keep showing up on your phone?! This woman has some explaining to do!! How dare she let this strange man constantly blow up her phone! It’s almost every da- oh what? That’s not a missed call notification? Oh, so, it’s just the phone telling you…. ahhh got it. Well, glad we figured that out!
