This guy has some courage asking his lady this question! If she had to make love to one of his friends to save his life, which one would it be? While you wait for her reaction, think about who that is in your partner’s world. Becky with the good hair? John with the nice, umm ahem, hair? She immediately asks him who that would be and his answer was immediate, OUCH. Guess they won’t be playing this game anymore.
This equation could predict if your relationship is staying together or breaking up!
Researchers in Italy found an equation that narrows down the main predictors of break-ups. The first most important factor is the life satisfaction of both partners, the second is how much housework the female does. They used AI to determine what was most important in over 2,000 relationships that they studied over the course of 12 years. All of the couples were either married or cohabitating. Of the 2,038 pairs, 914 broke-up by the end of the study. Which is on par with divorce rates. Interestingly, personality traits didn’t have a huge impact on break-ups as much as other things.
You’re wasting time and money on this!
This might seem crazy to you, but it’s dermatologist approved. You don’t need to be using so much body wash. Specifically on your arms and legs. Unless you’re visibly dirty, a rinse for your hot bod will be just fine! Stop using so much all over! It’s not necessary! It’s just going down the drain along with your dollars- watch.
Dolly Parton declines Hall of Fame nod
You know how every year when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees get announced there’s always a huge uproar over which bands are actually “rock and roll” and which aren’t? Well for the first time I can remember, this year a nominee has actually agreed that they werent “rock” enough and has asked to be removed from the ballot. That nominee is Dolly Parton! In a wonderfully worded post on social media she said that while she is completely flattered to be up for the honor, she doesn’t feel worthy so doesn’t want to be inducted. She then went on to say that this has also inspired her to actually make a rock record and I think I speak to us all when I say HERE FOR IT!
This act of kindness from a Walmart employee will make your day
A man entered Walmart looking for a meal from McDonald’s and told the worker he was having a rough day. The worker helped him get a meal, fresh, then left. The man got his phone number from another employee and met up with him in the parking lot and gave him $1000. The employee said that he was always taught to help even when you don’t have anything since he was in foster care as a child. It’s a beautiful video with a great lesson. Always help, and always do the right thing, even when no one is looking.
Someone jumped in the Chicago River after it was dyed green, smrt
Saturday was a chance for Chicagoans to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by dyeing the river green. Thousands came out to watch the tradition of changing the water from it’s natural brownish color to bright slime green. Let’s note, it was a beautiful day, but it felt like it was 10 degrees outside. Not the warmest to be bar hopping, let alone JUMPING into the Chicago River with a tiny swimming suit. But this brave soul did it and thankfully someone got it on video…
When one GOAT asks the other if he’s actually retiring…
Tom Brady can’t stop won’t stop. We had a little inkling over the weekend of his un-retirement plans when he visited another GOAT, Christiano Ronaldo. After Ronaldo’s game, Brady spoke with him on the field. He asked Brady if he was going to keep playing and Brady said “that’s what I don’t know.” He did know! He’s out of retirement now! “Unfinished business.”
The best food for your brain!
According to Harvard researchers and psychologists, there are foods that help your brain work better. Adding them them into your diet can improve your mood, sharpen memory, and help your brain at work too! People always want to know how to maximize brain power… here’s how!
- Spices- Turmeric can reduce anxiety
- Fermented foods- these might help in memory and cognitive decline
- Dark chocolate- people who eat chocolate had a 70% reduced risk of depression symptoms
- Avocados- contain high amounts of magnesium, good for recovering from anxiety
- Nuts- things like Walnuts contain high amounts of Omega-3’s, which are good for brain function
- Leafy Greens- Vitamin E that helps protect against dementia
Dirty grandma jokes are back!
Just because she’s old doesn’t mean she doesn’t like dirty jokes. Watch this grandma enjoy a dirty joke… her laugh at the end says it all. She’s not giving the courtesy laugh that’s for sure.
Queued Up Playlist 03.13.22
Windser Memory
Godz Bad Blood
Mitski The Only Heartbreaker
Rufus Du Sol On my Knees
Yelawolf Make me a believer
Seb I’m The Man
Momma Medicine
Bastille Shut Off the Light
The Walters I Love You So
The Districts Outlaw Love
Gang of Youths In the Wake of Your Leave
Turnstile Mystery
Bleachers How Dare You Want More
Sam Fender Seventeen Going Under
Wallows Especially You
A Day to Remember feat Mark Hoppus Re-Entry
Hippo Campus Ride or Die
Liam Gallagher Everything’s Electric
Everyone I Know Will Die Kulick
Flora Cash A Good Childhood
Joy Again Looking Out For You
Magdalena Bay You Lose
Girlfriends Tattoo
Odesza The Last Goodbye
Inhaler Cheer Up Baby
Maneskin I Wanna Be Your Slave
Simple Plan The Antidote
Florence and the Machine My Love
Momma Rockstar
Giovannie and the Hired Guns Ramon Ayayla
Welshly Arms Are You Lonely
3.13.2022 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- The Undertones – Teenage Kicks
- Smashing Pumpkins – Today
- Foo Fighters – Times Like These
- The Pretenders – Brass In Pocket
- Green Day – Still Breathing
- The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon
- Bush – Glycerine
- Flogging Molly – Salty Dog
- Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know
- Talking Heads – Once In A Lifetime
- Portugal. The Man – Feel It Still
- Cracker – Teen Angst
- Rise Against – Swing Life Away
Hour 2
- Stiff Little Fingers – Alternative Ulster
- Nine Inch Nails – Only
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Aeroplane
- The Smithereens – Only A Memory
- U2 – Pride (In The Name Of Love)
- Paramore – crushcrushcrush
- The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry
- Mad Season – River Of Deceit
- Beck – Sexx Laws
- Psychedelic Furs – Heaven
- Garbage – Special
- AFI – Girls Not Grey
- Stone Temple Pilots – Vasoline
Hour 3
- The Pogues – If I Should Fall From Grace With God
- Mighty Mighty Bosstones – The Impression That I Get
- Pearl Jam – Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
- Depeche Mode – Everything Counts
- Veruca Salt – Seether
- G. Love And Special Sauce – Cold Beverage
- The Bravery – An Honest Mistake
- Nirvana – Come As You Are
- 311 – Come Original
- R.E.M. – Losing My Religion
- Black Keys – Little Black Submarines
- Violent Femmes – Gone Daddy Gone
- Elastica – Connection
- Weezer – Beverly Hills
Hour 4
- The Cranberries – Salvation
- Young The Giant – Cough Syrup
- Jane’s Addiction – Been Caught Stealing
- Electronic – Getting Away With It
- White Stripes – Blue Orchid
- Matthew Sweet – Sick Of Myself
- Beastie Boys – Brass Monkey
- Dropkick Murphys – I’m Shipping Up To Boston
- Smashing Pumpkins – Drown
- Morrissey – Suedehead
- No Doubt – Hella Good
- Flogging Molly – Drunken Lullabies
Bill looks to make Daylight Savings Time permanent, finally put the nation out of it’s misery
This might finally be the year.
A bipartisan bill called The Sunshine Protection Act is being proposed to Congress.
Simply put, it would allow all of us to set out clocks ahead one hour at 2AM this Sunday (March 13th, 2022) — and then never have to do this awful, no good, terrible act ever again.
I think this is something all Americans can stand behind and support. (Just as long as politicians aren’t hiding some things inside this piece of legislation that have absolutely NOTHING to do with stopping the time change…which I wouldn’t put past them)
Come on, let’s do this. #LockTheClock
How you can help the people of Ukraine
We continue to watch in horror as Russian troops, unprovoked and without regard for human life, increase their assault on the innocent people of Ukraine. The devastation is beyond belief. Innocent families and children are being uprooted from their homes, and hundreds of others have already been killed as a result of the non-stop bombing.
The people of Ukraine need help. If you have the financial means to provide assistance, below are some of the organization links that you may want to use to donate to the victims of this horrific and unlawful attack.
Riot Fest is starting an urgent fundraiser for Ukraine, with two new shirt designs now available at http://RiotBrand.org. 100% of the proceeds go directly to Revived Soldiers Ukraine and Razom for Ukraine, to support life-saving measures in Ukraine.
Festival founder Micheal Petryshyn (AKA Riot Mike) will match all proceeds up to $15,000.00 to support a population under siege. Please read a statement from Riot Mike—who himself is Ukrainian-American. Thank you for your support.
Naked Raygun resurrected their 2006 secret show shirt (with new and improved back print). 100% of the money collected after the cost of the shirt and ink will go to aid the Ukrainian people. Available here: https://bit.ly/ukrainenr
UNICEF works in over 190 countries and territories to save children’s lives, defend their rights, and help them fulfill their potential, from early childhood through adolescence. Children are the least responsible for armed conflict in Ukraine, but they suffer most from its consequences. Your 100% tax-deductible donation will help UNICEF ensure that Ukraine’s children have access to safe water, nutrition, health care, education, and protection. Less than 3% of funds go to administrative costs. Donate Now
Doctors Without Borders has been present in Ukraine for many years to provide care for people affected by tuberculosis and HIV. So, they already have Ukrainian and international staff on the ground. Today, in the context of war, Doctors Without Borders has had to suspend these programs and reorient their activities to meet the medical needs generated by a large-scale conflict. They are switching to an emergency intervention from a routine medical project. They are working to adapt their human resources to be able to work with people affected by the conflict in the worst-hit areas. Donate Now
Razom was founded in 2014 after Russia invaded Crimea. The word Razom means “together in Ukrainian. The current emergency response is focused on purchasing medical supplies for critical situations like blood loss and other tactical medicine items. Razom has a large procurement team of volunteers that tracks down and purchases supplies and a logistics team that then gets them to Ukraine. Through multiple meetings a day, they are coordinating with several partner organizations worldwide, including Nova Ukraine, United Help Ukraine, Revived Soldiers Ukraine, Sunflower for Peace, and Euromaidan-Warszava. Razom is also working with governments and embassies on humanitarian corridors. Donate Now
The World Central Kitchen is serving thousands of fresh meals to Ukrainian families fleeing from their homes as well as those who remain in the country to fight. Working at a 24-hour pedestrian border crossing in southern Poland, WCK began serving hot, nourishing meals within hours of the initial invasion and are now set up at eight border crossings across the country. Additionally, they are supporting local restaurants preparing meals in five Ukrainian cities including in Odessa and Lviv. WCK teams are also on the ground in Romania, Moldova, Hungary, and arriving soon to Slovakia to see how they can best support people there. As the situation continues to evolve, WCK will continue to help in the best way they know-how, with a freshly prepared plate of food—and they’re ready to expand our support for families in need. Donate Now
As the leading global Jewish humanitarian organization, the Jewish Joint Distribution Committee is in the business of assisting Jews in danger during conflicts and providing aid to vulnerable Jews. The JDC is on the ground in Ukraine continuing to deliver urgent, life-saving care to Jewish seniors and families, including activating hotlines, emergency homecare, and securing safe facilities for Jews fleeing their homes. You can help right now. Your gift will provide food, medicine, and other emergency support as a lifeline to Ukraine’s Jews at this critical time. Donate Now
For 75 years, CARE has led the way to a better life for the world’s most vulnerable people. In 2020, CARE worked in more than 100 countries, reaching more than 90 million people through 1,300 projects. CARE has volunteers on the ground in Ukraine and your donation to the CARE Ukrainian Crisis Fund will help reach 4-million people with immediate aid, resources, food, water, hygiene kits, psychological support and cash assistance—prioritizing women, girls, families, and the elderly. Donate Now
Heart to Heart International seeks to improve healthcare access around the world by ensuring quality care is provided equitably in medically under-resourced communities and in disaster situations, such as Ukraine. Your donation will help deliver medicine, medical supplies, and humanitarian aid to support people impacted by the war in Ukraine. Heart to Heart International has a 30-year history of distributing medical and humanitarian aid to medically under-resourced communities and in disaster zones through our network of over 250 nonprofit partner organizations. Your gift today will help those kids and families currently dealing with the war in Ukraine. Donate Now
Project C.U.R.E. has an extensive history of working with families in Ukraine. Since 2000, they have sent 53 C.U.R.E. Cargo shipments to Ukrainian facilities throughout the country. The current conflict will have devastating effects on an already fragile health system. Hospitals in Ukraine are under immense strain that will continue into the future. Project C.U.R.E. will continue to provide humanitarian assistance to the people of Ukraine and will be on standby to assist with any requests we receive for medical supplies and equipment. Donate Now
Center for Disaster Philanthropy
The CDP Ukraine Humanitarian Crisis Recovery Fund will focus on medium- and long-term recovery, ensuring access to basic services and strengthening the protection of those affected by the humanitarian crisis and COVID-19. This encompasses different sectors, including education, food, health, protection, shelter, water, sanitation, and hygiene. Donate Now
United Help Ukraine is a 100% volunteer non-profit organization that helps those on the front lines protecting Ukraine from the Russian invasion. UHU supports the families of wounded and fallen soldiers, as well as people who had to leave their homes and are in need of temporary aid and housing. UHU provides medical supplies to hospitals and various volunteer groups in Ukraine, performing clothing drives for orphan-refugee children, as well as families of the wounded or killed soldiers. Donate Now
Ukrainian American Coordinating Council
The council is working to provide urgent help and support for the civilian defense units that are protecting the cities, towns, and villages of Ukraine. To help civilian Ukrainians bravely fight for their independence and freedom, the UACC (Ukrainian American Coordinating Council) responded quickly by obtaining a special license for regulated, military-grade items.
The UACC is procuring and shipping helmets and body armor to Ukraine in bulk quantities. They are partnering with Meest, a trusted package and freight delivery service providing logistics solutions to Eastern Europe, Central Asia, and the Caucus on deliveries which arrive at warehouses of a Ukrainian organization on the ground called Come Back Alive, licensed by the Department of State and Defense. Donate Now
Manley’s Mixtape
I Like Music, you like music! Here are just a few tunes I’m digging on this week that I think are worth your consideration.
OK, I know this isn’t a music video but I am a Star Wars nerd so this is going on my list!
Black Keys- Wild Child. A return to form for the Black Keys. I love it.
SEB- I’m The Man. This song is most definitely NSFW so be prepared for that, but what a groove!
Foals- 2am. No one blends heavy guitars and dancy riffs better than these guys.
A Day to Remember- Re-Entry. This song features Mark Hoppus and it is an absolute bop.
KennyHoopla- How Will I Rest In Peace If I’m Buried By A Highway? This started auto-playing right after the ADTR song I just posted and I ended up listening to it 3x in a row so it makes the list. New KennyHoopla soon btw.
Mount Kimbie- Blue Train Lines. This song features King Krule, who I think has one of the most interesting voices in music. This is maybe a little too cool for the room, but give it a couple listens and you might end up loving it as much as me.
PAWS Animal Magnetism is tonight!
PAWS Chicago is building no kill communities and tonight at Animal Magnetism you can help too! If you can’t make it, there’s always the silent auction with the link below. PAWS was started in Chicago in 1997 by Paula Fasseas and her daughter Alexis. They wanted to form an organization to help homeless animals in the Chicagoland area and find solutions to end euthanasia. In 2000, PAWS opened the Lurie Spay and Neuter Clinic, then in 2007, PAWS opened its Lincoln Park adoption center located at 1997 N. Clybourn Ave. In 2021, over 4,000 animals were adopted from PAWS, there were over 96,000 volunteer hours, and a 97.7% save rate of incoming animals. Support and save local pooches and kitties! -Ali
https://www.pawschicago.org/events-dog-training/fundraising-events/animal-magnetism
Here’s how to get the most out of your tank with crazy gas prices
Gas prices are getting out of control, and if you drive, you’ve definitely felt it in your wallet. The average cost of one gallon of gas jumped 55 cents in one week. Ouch. President Biden said the U.S. will phase out Russian imports by the end of 2022 which could make gas prices go up even more. With all of that, here’s how to get most bang for your buck with every gallon.
Avoid higher speeds and try to use cruise control when possible
Combine shorter trips because warm engines run more efficiently than cold ones
Keep your tires properly inflated
Cut down on the A/C, and keep the windows closed
Don’t accelerate or brake too hard
Lighten your load- don’t get cute with that
Avoid idling
Get your car serviced regularly
More tips here-
Watch! A dude nails it describing every local news station reporting on gas prices
Unfortunately, there’s nothing funny about gas prices going up. But this guy nails it in this video when he accurately depicts what happens on every local news station every time gas prices go up. This is exactly how it goes, and that’s why it’s so funny. Fingers crossed we won’t be taking out a second mortgage at the pump for very long. Until prices get lower, you can at least laugh at this…
What you need to know for events this St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago
Finally! St Patrick’s Day is back this year, and things will kick off this Saturday, March 12th at 10am. The Journeymen Plumbers Local Union 130 will kick things off by spraying 50 pounds of dye into the river! The nice green color should last for several days. You can watch that along the Chicago River between Columbus Drive and Orleans Street. The river dyeing goes along with the Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade which steps off at 12:15 p.m. The parade begins at Columbus Drive between Balbo and Monroe drives. The parade will have Irish dancers, floats, bagpipers, and marching bands. Bundle up because it’s going to be chilly Saturday, but that’s no excuse, let’s go!!
11 menu items McDonald’s hasn’t brought back
Of course, McDonald’s will always have McNuggets and a double quarter pounder with cheese, but what ever happened to the Snack Wrap? There’s more things that you might think that flopped in the end, although some people would love for them to return. Here are some items from America’s favorite restaurant that won’t be coming back… ever. At least at the American locations.
- McPizza
- Mc Spaghetti
- Mighty Wings
- The Arch Deluxe
- The Snack Warp and Chicken Selects
- The Hula Burger
- Bagel Breakfast Sandwiches
- Breakfast Sauce
- McHotDog
- Fish McBites
- Onion Nuggets
Things only people from Chicago understand
Every city and state is known from some specific things, like everyone in Wisconsin eats 3lbs of cheese a day for example, but beneath the obvious stereotypes there are things that you can only know about if you are truly from that place. What are some things that only people from Chicago understand? You know, like ketchup belongs at the bottom of the ocean instead of on a hot dog. Stuff like that.
