Do you get horny for historical sex scenes?

The Sex Research Department at Brian, Ali, & Justin have been noticing one major trend lately; people love old timey sex scenes. From Bridgerton to Game of Thrones, people love watching romance from a time when smallpox was still the deadliest disease known to man.

Dr. Justin Lehmiller notes, “Historical sex fantasies are also more common among those who fantasize about sex in exotic places in general — such as on a beach or in nature — and they are especially common among those who fantasize about sex in fantastical locations, such as in outer space or in a science-fiction setting.”

This now begs the question, do ruffled collars and fluffy shirts get you going? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Is it rude to say “text me when you get home”?

God bless Twitter for always being able to find the hottest of hot takes. Today’s main character, a man who doesn’t like when his friends check in on him.

Do you side with this argument? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Don’t like going to the dentist? Here’s your chance to protest

If you’re like us and don’t like junior-doctors shoving their fingers in your mouth for an exuberant rate, join in the growing movement (as it can only go up from where it’s at now) of protesting like this man is. A man in California has been wailing on his guitar and claiming that “Western Dental sucks” after the pain he suffered.

https://youtube.com/shorts/01Ic-8dOebg?feature=share

It turns out, this is not the first time that the man has used his guitar in a form of protest. He shredded outside of his former employer’s office when he was owed money…and he ended up getting that money. Hopefully the guitar solos eventually end the beef between this man and Western Dental.

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How are you saving your kid’s memories?

Not to start crying so early in the morning, but we were so moved by this father who began documenting his daughter’s life via email at age 10 and now that she’s turned 18, she’s getting to relive all of her old, awesome experiences.

What are you doing to preserve the memories your kids make for the future? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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How do you deal with catcallers?

Women just want to exist in an environment that doesn’t constantly make them feel threatened or intimated. Unfortunately, our modern world often fails them. Luckily for us, there are a few glimmers of hope, including this one woman who has taken the power back when it comes to men approaching her on the street.

@caffinatedkitti

I keep seeing comments to stay safe. Bold of y’all to assume I’m the one who needs to be cautious on who I speak to #outcreepthecreeper #fyp #women #streetharassment #comeback #WomenOwnedBusiness

♬ Ovaries of Steel – Kitti

Next time a man approaches you that you don’t want to deal with, remind him that he and his organs are in a temporary relationship.

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Will Smith has apologized to Chris Rock

Following the single greatest moment in live television history, the now-Oscar winning Will Smith has apologized to Chris Rock after paint-brushing funnyman Chris Rock across the face. Smith said, “Violence in all of its forms is poisonous and destructive. My behavior at last night’s Academy Awards was unacceptable and inexcusable. Jokes at my expense are part of the job, but a joke about Jada’s medical condition was too much for me to bear and I reacted emotionally,” Smith wrote. “I would like to publicly apologize to you, Chris. I was out of line and I was wrong. I am embarrassed and my actions were not indicative of the man I want to be. There is no place for violence in a world of love and kindness.”

The question still remains – do you think Smith was justified for doing it in the first place? The conversation lives on Facebook!

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Chicago Restaurant Week is here!

Chicago cuisine is a lot more than pizza, beefs, and hot dogs. From Michelin star restaurants, to some of the best tamales on planet Earth, Chitown has incredible food for you to check out no matter what your preference is. Unless you like ketchup on hot dogs, then you get on 55 S and never look back. Restaurant week kicks off today, check out the links below for some of the best deals in town. Buon appetito!

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The angle of the Chris Rock/Will Smith slap that you haven’t seen yet

While you spent the entire evening Zapruder’ing the greatest moment in live television history, the KQX Media Team uncovered the juiciest footage from the melee that hasn’t been made widely available to the public. Ladies and gentlemen, The Slap, like you’ve never seen it before.

Will Smith, you are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Will Smith hit Chris Rock at the Oscars?!

The producer of the Oscars, Will packer tweeted late last night- “Welp
I said it wouldn’t be boring #Oscars.” Chris Rock made a joke about Jada Pinkett’s hair style and Will Smith came to her defense by jumping on stage and slapping Chris Rock. Rock said her hair looked like Demi Moore’s character in “G.I. Jane.” Jada, who has been vocal about her issues with hair loss due to a condition called alopecia — did not laugh at Rock’s remark. Rock was shocked that he got slapped by Will Smith. “Keep my wife’s name out your f— mouth.” An LAPD spokesperson said the department is not investigating. Rock said backstage, “I just got hit by Mohammed Ali and didn’t get a scratch.”

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2022-03-27/oscars-2022-will-smith-chris-rock-punch-slap

Home Run Inn is giving away 10K pizzas to homeless this year

The partnership between Home Run Inn and City of Chicago Department of Family and Support Services started Thursday. In the coming weeks and months, pizzas will be set up at six community service centers, senior centers and early childhood learning centers. A total of 10,000 pizzas will be given out this year.

https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/home-run-inn-giving-away-10k-frozen-pizzas-to-homeless-this-year/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Watch a blind girl attempt and MAKE a free throw!

Jules Hoogland, who is blind, is a junior at Zeeland East High School in Michigan. She plays on a basketball team with students which is a mix of players with and without disabilities. When she stepped up to attempt a free throw, the entire gym was silent. Then, she made it! 2,500 people in stands cheered her on as she celebrated. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Watch!

Doritos will now have five fewer chips!

Gas prices are going up and now chips are too! Well, you’re getting less chips for your buck. Doritos will now be putting in five fewer chips in each bag due to inflation. Frito Lay will save around $50 million each year by doing it. Other companies have followed suit like Crest. You will be gettign less toothpaste in each tube, 3.8 compared to 4.1 oz. And the worst one of all, Charmin is making their toilet paper rolls smaller too! 244 sheets vs the old 264. The companies say they’ll still try to keep prices at reasonable levels. Ugh!

https://www.pennlive.com/life/2022/03/doritos-bags-will-now-have-5-fewer-chips-thanks-to-inflation.html

Queued Up Playlist 3/27/22

YelawolfMake Me A Believer
Beach HouseSuperstar
Foals2 AM
Hippo CampusRide or Die
Florence and the MachineMy Love
InhalerCheer Up Baby
VHS CollectionSurvive
The DistrictsOutlaw Love
Flora CashA Good Childhood
ODESZABetter Now
Giovannie and the Hired GunsRamon Ayala
GodzBad Blood
Neon DreamsLittle Distance
State ChampsEverybody But You
Wet LegChaise Longue
Oliver TreeCowboys Don’t Cry
Arcade FireThe Lightning I, II
SebI’m The Man
BleachersHow Dare You Want More
Alfie TemplemanBroken
Magdalena BayYou Lose
ManeskinI Wanna Be Your Slave
Joy AgainLooking Out For You
Mt. JoyLemonTree
Wolf AliceThe Last Man on Earth
Sam FenderSeventeen Going Under
LabrinthMount Everest
Weird NightmareSearching For You
WallowsEspecially You
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3.27.2022 History Of Alternative

Hour 1

  • Foo Fighters – Everlong (acoustic)
  • Silversun Pickups – Lazy Eye
  • Jane’s Addiction – Stop!
  • INXS – The One Thing
  • Smashing Pumpkins – Bullet With Butterfly Wings
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Gold Lion
  • U2 – The Fly
  • The Rentals – Friends Of P
  • Linkin Park – Somewhere I Belong
  • Psychedelic Furs – The Ghost In You
  • Sublime – Doin’ Time
  • XTC – Generals And Majors
  • Temple Of The Dog – Hunger Strike

Hour 2

  • The Ramones – Beat On The Brat
  • Silverchair – Tomorrow
  • Foo Fighters – These Days
  • The Call – The Walls Came Down
  • Garbage – Only Happy When It Rains
  • Taking Back Sunday – Cute Without The “E”
  • New Order – Regret
  • Stroke 9 – Little Black Backpack
  • Pearl Jam – Rearviewmirror
  • Bow Wow Wow – I Want Candy
  • The Strokes – Someday
  • Superdrag – Sucked Out
  • The Cure – Close To Me

Hour 3

  • Rancid – Ruby Soho
  • Gorillaz – Clint Eastwood
  • Green Day – Basket Case
  • Echo And The Bunnymen – People Are Strange
  • Depeche Mode – Strangelove
  • Hole – Malibu
  • Talking Heads – Burning Down The House
  • Radiohead – Jigsaw Falling Into Place
  • Stone Temple Pilots – Trippin’ On A Hole In A Paper Heart
  • O.M.D. – So In Love
  • Beastie Boys – Body Movin’
  • Belly – Feed The Tree
  • Rage Against The Machine – People Of The Sun

Hour 4

  • Beck – Girl
  • Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger
  • Weezer – Undone (The Sweater Song)
  • Yaz – Don’t Go
  • Yellowcard – Ocean Avenue
  • Juliana Hatfield – Universal Heart-Beat
  • Morrissey – Everyday Is Like Sunday
  • Good Charlotte – The Anthem
  • Social Distortion – Ring Of Fire
  • R.E.M. – So. Central Rain (I’m Sorry)
  • Foo Fighters – My Hero (live)
  • Foo Fighters – Rope

One of Taylor Hawkins’ last acts? Making the day of a nine year old fan.

Dave Grohl jams with Taylor Hawkins at the 2022 Innings Festival — đŸ“·: Megan Mendoza/USA TODAY NETWORK

One of the last acts of Taylor Hawkins was to meet and fulfill the dream of a young fan.

The drummer of the Foo Fighters had a once-in-a-lifetime encounter with a nine year-old fan while the band was in Paraguay. Three days later, Hawkins unexpectedly passed away at the age of 50.

Emma Sofia started playing the drums two years ago, according a story from CNN. She was inspired by her uncle’s favorite band — Foo Fighters. And wanting to grab the attention of her heroes, she set up her kit outside the hotel where the band was staying and played for 30 minutes.

It worked.

Hawkins came down and had a one-on-one with the young musician — which was captured by her father and shared on social media.

If you’ve ever met Taylor, you’ll know — this is exactly the kind of guy he was. He will be so incredibly missed. #RIP

There goes my hero…

This one really stinks. Last night Taylor Hawkins, the drummer of the Foo Fighters, passed away unexpectedly at the age of 50. Tributes are rolling in from everywhere and each one is more touching than the last. I think the thing I will always take away from him is how much he loved being a rockstar. He was one of those cats that knew he won the lottery and celebrated accordingly. The first time I was lucky enough to meet him we played foosball backstage singing our favorite Cheap Trick songs to eachother. I remember walking away from that thinking, “hes no rockstar, he’s just a dude. A really really cool dude.” I can’t believe he’s gone. To honor him, here are a few of the Foo Fighters songs that will be on repeat for me and on your radio all weekend long.

“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes. There goes my hero, he’s ordinary.” That lyric will never not remind me of Taylor Hawkins. Rest easy, friend.

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Foo Fighters perform Everlong for the last time with Taylor Hawkins

The world is reeling from the shocking news that Taylor Hawkins, drummer for the Foo Fighters passed away last night at the age of 50. Little is known outside of the statement released by the band:

Five days prior to his passing, Foo Fighters played Lollapalooza Argentina and closed what is now the last set with Taylor, with Everlong.

According to Rolling Stone when Hawkins died, the Foo Fighters were in Colombia preparing to play at the EstĂ©reo Picnic festival on the same bill as the Strokes, J. Balvin, and the Libertines. Their last gig with the drummer took place five days earlier, on March 20th at Lollapalooza Argentina. The 19-song show featured Hawkins singing lead on Queen’s “Somebody to Love,” a cover of Jane’s Addiction’s “Been Caught Stealing” with special guest Perry Farrell, and a final encore of “Everlong.”

Rest in Peace sweet Taylor <3 Lauren

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