Golfer Cliff Horton found himself in a pickle when he was golfing at a country club in Georgia earlier this week. He found a little shelter on a porch from a storm that formed overhead while he was playing his regular 18 holes. Suddenly a tornado came and he got it all on video. Thankfully, Cliff made it out unscathed.
Chicago speed cameras issued 2.81 million citations in 2021. That’s more tickets than there are people in the city. Speed camera in the city collected, ahem, I mean “caught” $89 million of speeders. Almost two-thirds of that money was from people going 6-10 miles over the limit. Criminals!! But seriously, most were for 36 mph in a 30, which leads to a $35 ticket. Ridiculous.
11
Seconds between tickets
1,178
Tickets per day, before March 1
9,014
Tickets per day, after March 1
2,817,554
Tickets in 2021
$35
Fine for speeding 6-10 mph
$100
Fine for speeding 11 mph and up
1.03
Tickets per Chicagoan
$245,331
Fines issued per day
$89 million
Total fines in 2021
$59 million
Fines from $35 tickets
Table: @illinoispolicy Source: Chicago Department of Finance
Self-deprecating humor is always funny. Machine Gun Kelly was recently on Jimmy Kimmel and hit Hollywood Boulevard dressed as “press” asking people walking by what they thought about certain celebrities, more specifically, MGK. His disguise was so great no one knew who it was, except for some odd reason Spiderman did. What people talk about how much they like or dislike Machine Gun Kelly to his face!
Tyler Joseph and drummer Josh Dun are coming to the silver screen with their 2021 Scaled and Icy livestream experience. It’s got an extended cut featuring more than 20 minutes of never-before-seen footage with remastered audio and video coming out May 19th. The Jason Zada-directed experience will take fans through their most recent album album with some of the favorites woven in too all inside their hometown arena in Columbus, Ohio. Get your tickets April 15th!
We all love Blink 182. How can you not? Perfect song structure, catchy hooks, and funny lyrics. But maybe the lyrics are even better than we thought. This lovely songstress figured out that their jam, “First Date” is actually a really beautiful song and slowed it down. And she’s right! How many times have you listened to this song? I’ve probably heard it thousands of times, and now I like it even more thanks to this girl.
For some reason, this girl cannot handle the fact that her mom’s lasagna isn’t homemade. It’s like everything she has known has been a lie. Watch her melt down in the grocery store just the cheese on top of the cheap, store bought, lasagna that her mom has been purchasing the entire time. The truth shall set you free girl! No one tell her that her mom hasn’t been hand making Oreos… she might not make it.
In a new ranking done by Budget Direct, Chicago ranks as one of the most expensive cities to live in… in the world. Well, we’re number 8 out of 30. The average monthly cost of living is around $3,800. The average monthly income is around $5,500 with rent and utilities coming in at around $2,000. Sounds close? Here’s the list-
Here are some random disgusting facts to keep you in the know. You probably inhale a lot of these things already, but you should know the truth! Like that some gummy candies are made with pigskin, cattle, bones and cattle hide. Ugh. Watch the video to learn more. The mushroom fact really makes you think.
What the f*ck happened to equality, am I right fellas? This week’s Karen is one of the worst ever as they have a clear misunderstanding of boundaries and consent.
Where’s this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Things got a lot more expensive in the last year due to inflation and there’s no sign of things going down either. Food-at-home prices are expected to grow another 4% by the end of 2022. We’re already paying almost 8% more this year for groceries than last year. You’ve probably noticed. Here are some things that have gone up… a lot. Not Chips Ahoy!
96-year-old Doris isn’t playing around. When it’s lunch time, there are options but she knows where to get what she wants. Hot dog you say? Well, just watch to see what she has to say. Don’t be fooled by the nice car, designer clothes or the Beverly Hills zip code, Doris can eat with the working man! Check it out!
Doug Kammerer, a weatherman for an NBC affiliate in Washington, D.C. called his kids live on the air when he realized that a tornado was going to go right over their house. It’s definitely one benefit of having your dad be the weatherman. Usually he’s just lying about how nice it’s going to be over the weekend, but sometimes he’s useful!
He’s a SOLO TRIO! Watch Dominic Fragman play Rush’s Tom Sawyer all by his lonesome. He’s doing the drums, guitar and singing all at once, watch! What an amazing talent!
According to psychologist Hope Bastine, which side of the bed you prefer says a lot about you. Lefties? Well, you’re more cheerful confident and harder workers! yes! What about the right then? Right side sleepers are more logical, analytical, will make more money over time and are more grounded. Pick a side!
28 years ago today, a generation lost its voice. Kurt Cobain, lead singer of Nirvana, took his own life 28 years ago today after a long battle with depression, addiction, and the pressures of being the biggest rocks tar on the planet. And while he left us way too soon, there is no denying the mark he made on pop culture, music, and an entire generation. I remember listening to WKQX the day it happened, glued to the speakers for confirmation that the rumor was true, and for the shared experience of an audience mourning the loss of its hero. Here are a few of my favorite Nirvana tunes that I will be playing at max volume all day today.
Using 300 drones, a man made a floating formation of a QR code in the city of Dallas as an April Fool’s prank. People saw the glowing image in the night sky and held up their phones. Was it a discount for a new club? Was a message from aliens? No. They just got Rick-Rolled. Genius.
Here is a video of O.J. Simpson. He’s not giving his take on Twitter while golfing, he’s just in the background. It appears as though some friends busted into his room to wake him up to go party. Most of of his friends in this video are 20-something women too. Life is still good for the juice. It’s party time.