Located almost 10 miles due east of Hyde Park on an man-made island, the city’s theoretical third airport would have checked off two of Daley’s biggest political pushes: keeping it within the city limits to retain all the revenue and employment opportunities — while not having to displace taxpayers and bulldoze the massive amount of land required for an airport.
Maybe not right this very minute. Maybe this weekend. Or next. Or whenever. You are a grown ass adult who can make your own decisions. Just consider this the ultimate guide to the best breweries in the Chicago city limits that don’t have full kitchens or food menus.
I’ve been to most of these places. They are excellent. You should go to. And get a Chicago beer, like I said at the beginning of the article.
The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in 2019. [📷: Jay Calderon/USA TODAY NETWORK]
The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival is happening the weekends of April 15-17 and April 22-24. You can still put yourself on the waiting list for tickets, oddly enough. But chances are you’re staying right here in Chicago. And that’s perfectly fine.
Here’s how you can stream the festival, if you want to check out Billie Eilish, Maneskin, Run The Jewels, Arcade Fire, girl in red, Bishop Briggs, Wallows & Beach Bunny, among others:
Channel 1 Schedule ***schedule is subject to change***
Friday, April 15th (all times CENTRAL)
6:00 PM – Welcome
6:15 PM – Princess Nokia
6:55 PM – Bishop Briggs
7:50 PM – Ari Lennox
8:40 PM – Carly Rae Jepsen
9:35 PM – Anitta
10:30 PM – Arcade Fire
10:40 PM – Lil Baby
12:35 AM – Daniel Caesar
1:35 AM – Harry Styles
—- Livestream Rebroadcast —-
Saturday, April 16th (all times CENTRAL)
6:00 PM – Welcome
6:15 PM – Koffee
6:35 PM – Masego
7:05 PM – Wallows
8:00 PM – Cuco
8:50 PM – 88rising
10:10 PM – Disclosure
11:30 PM – Flume
12:40 AM – Megan Thee Stallion
1:30 AM – Billie Eilish
—- Livestream Rebroadcast —-
Sunday, April 17th (all times CENTRAL)
6:00 PM – Welcome
6:15 PM – Surf Curse
7:00 PM – Alec Benjamin
7:35 PM – Vince Staples
8:35 PM – Run the Jewels
9:35 PM – Finneas
10:30 PM – Maggie Rogers
11:15 PM – Karol G
12:05 AM – Doja Cat
1:05 AM – Swedish House Mafia/the Weeknd
—- Livestream Rebroadcast —-
Channel 2 Schedule ***schedule is subject to change***
Foley has called games for the Blackhawks since 1980. He’s been a huge part of the team’s history including the dynasty era of three Stanley Cups. He was an amazing storyteller, and added that extra depth for fans when watching. Foley left the city of Chicago with a Warren Zevon quote: “If I leave you, it doesn’t mean I love you any less.” You will be missed Pat. You are the voice of the Blackhawks.
This Uber driver was having a decent night until one of his passengers forgot some common sense. He keeps his cool but you tell, even under a mask, that he’s pretty frustrated. Yikes. At least the passenger is OK, right? Right?!!
The Kardashians had their first episode on Hulu on Thursday and it’s already gettin’ steamy. Is there another sex tape out there of Kim?! We all know there’s ONE, the one that, put her on the map. Obviously, she doesn’t want it out there if there is another one. Watch!
If you haven’t screwed up at work then you’re a liar! Some people just do it on a larger scale than others. These people deserve an award… the Darwin award! Watch some of the “greatest” work fails so far of 2022 and be happy it wasn’t you.
Twenty One Pilots at Lollapalooza 2019 [📷: Julia Simone Paul]
Twenty One Pilots is coming to a theatre near you.
A movie theatre, that is.
You may remember — or viewed — the live stream experience around the release of their album Scaled and Icy in 2021. Tyler & Josh have reimagined it and created an extended cut that they say will be a “performance on a massive scale.”
It’s happening one night only, on May 19th. And I would suggest signing up for early access to tickets if you are interested.
it is finally here. relive the 2021 livestream in a way we have never presented anything before. remixed in 5.1 surround sound and remastered for the big screen, one night only in theaters may 19th. go to https://t.co/TfCVueB2OB for info and sign up for early access to tickets pic.twitter.com/BdFiVvSANJ
— twenty one pilots (@twentyonepilots) April 7, 2022
A loving wife tried to help out by painting the blinds a nice jet black with spray paint. She told her husband she did it outside, so it’s cool. She immediately found herself in a lie when her husband did three seconds of investigation. D’oh! Note to self, use newspaper next time!
Alright we get it, you love each other! It’s ok if your love language is constantly putting your tongue down each other’s throats. But there are some rules if you’re in public. Public displays of affection, or PDA, are OK as long as you follow these simple pointers.
Stop in front of the kids- they don’t need to see that. Let them figure it out naturally, on the internet.
Hey! I’m trying to eat over here! Sometimes people want their pasta without watching you canoodle.
Don’t be that couple that makes the third wheel feel awkward. They didn’t sign up for that. They get it, they’re alone.
Don’t block busy areas. Being in direct traffic is really annoying to people just trying to walk.
In da club? Go crazy. It’s dark, there’s tons of people, it’s expected. Go nuts you crazy lovers.
Uber? The driver knows the deal, a little kissing is fine. Just make sure you tip well.
Straddling. Please don’t. The only acceptable time would be on a horse or motorcycle. You don’t have either, so knock it off.
Women can do anything men can do, including go streaking! This brave woman told her friends she was going to run on the field in her sports bra and she did it! Unfortunately for her, even though she’s good-looking, she still broke a ton of rules and had to be taken down. And boy did she get tackled. She posted the video to her TikTok saying, “I old ya I would do it.”
If you haven’t had to go to court, you haven’t lived. But you can live vicariously through these guys, who are waiting outside to get inside. Everyone in line is there for a different reason, watch until the end when it gets- REAL. I bet this guy is sorry he asked the last one what he did, run dude, run!
Naming a child is serious business for some parents. It’s also serious business for 33-year-old Taylor Humphrey. She gets paid around $1,500 to name someone’s kid! There have even been some instances where she’s been paid around $10k to do so, insanity! In 2020, she made over $150,000 helping people name their munchkins. The New York businesswoman calls herself a “passionate writer and storyteller” but doesn’t have any children herself. She used to be a matchmaker before she started this business in 2015. Humphrey said that sometimes parents will use her suggestions as middle names.
How screwed up is the real estate market right now?
People are absolutely SCRAMBLING to get either level up or get into some sort of home before interest rates get completely out of hand. So that’s why I’m not even blinking when I see a listing like this from Zillow Gone Wild:
Per the listing this $800k Fairfax, VA home is being sold “CASH OFFERS ONLY NO ACCESS to see lower level and Home sold AS IS ONLY with acknowledgement that home will convey with a person(s) living in lower level with no lease in place” pic.twitter.com/A0bLAUNkLb
To recap, you would be buying a home with someone already living in your basement. A stranger. Who pays you no rent. And you have no access to see what kind of conditions this person lives in nor whether or not said person is a serial axe murderer.
To be honest, this sounds like something straight out of the Netflix series Ozark. But like, a lot less entertaining.
And before you argue that there is NO WAY someone would buy under these conditions, the home is under contract as of 4/13/2022.
This, folks, is the real estate game in 2022. The only way to win is not to play. Maybe.
Fall Out Boy’s Joe Trohman performs at the Hard Rock Live in Florida [📷: Ron Elkman/USA TODAY NETWORK]
Fall Out Boy‘s Joe Trohman is dropping a book on us all this fall.
Described as “full of revealing stories from his youth and his experiences of modern rock and roll stardom,” I’ll be interested to see how much of the memoir includes his experiences here at New Trier High School and his time in Arma Angelus.
The release date is in September, but you can find pre-order information below:
I’m thrilled to announce that my memoir, NONE OF THIS ROCKS, is available to preorder now. Yep, I wrote a book. Signed copies are available from select retailers—learn more and order your copy here: https://t.co/NxIfRndE5Dpic.twitter.com/yPJpdH0Z0M
