Women are confusing animals and trying to figure out their texts can be just as hard. It’s easy to misinterpret a quick text anyway, but these two gentlemen have it figured out. So watch and learn boys! I’m sure that you have heard some of these things before, now you REALLY know what they mean.
Billie Eilish face-planted at Coachella week 2
Week 2 of Coachella just wrapped and our girl Billie Eilish had another round up on stage headlining. She ran a little too quickly between songs and face-planted on stage because it was pitch black. But in the video, as you can see, she takes it stride. She also brought on another surprise guest. Last week it was Gorillaz, this time it was Hayley Williams of Paramore. Check them out below!
Another fan protested in the middle of an NBA game, again! Watch!
We got a runner! Another fan protested at an NBA playoff game in Minnesota. This time the fan jumped over some seats and ran onto the court. However, security was ready for her. They were watching her like a hawk the entire time. They took her down in record time too! The team’s owner has faced backlash from animal rights groups because of his ownership of a large chicken farm.
Are you bad at flirting?
Some people have all the luck when trying to pick up other people. They have a natural ability or are just ridiculously good-looking. But even if you’re bad at the game, you can at least take some of these tips. In a study, participants were surveyed about off-putting flirting tactics. There are 11 things on this list that are deal-breakers for most people. So maybe next time, just avoid these and see how it goes.
- Slimy approach
- Bad hygiene
- Lack of exclusive interest
- Different views
- Vulgar vocabulary
- Lack of intelligence
- Narcissism
- Lack of humor and self-esteem
- Excessive intimacy
- Poor looks
- Stinginess
Women are loving the #coolaunt trend if living child-free!
Ladies of TikTok are wanting to be the #coolaunt and making hilarious videos showing off their status. What do aunties have that mommies don’t? Probably more money, more free time, and will most likely give their nieces and nephews anything they want as shown in these videos. Why have a kid when you could get another doggie? It does correlate with trends in the US as more and more women are deciding to not have kids. The birth rate dropped 20% from 2007 to 2020.
Here’s Nirvana, the first time they performed “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”
April 17, 1991. At the time, who could know that this would be such a meaningful date in the History Of Alternative? This was the date that Kurt Cobain and company trotted out “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in concert for the first time ever — and as you will see from this video, a very raw version of the song at that. But minus the early lyrics — you can hear the chord foundation, the chorus — it’s definitely the song that would start a grunge revolution in the 1990s.
As the story goes, the band was able to collect enough cash from this gig to get to them to L.A., where they recorded Nevermind. Legendary. — [eric]
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4.24.2022 History Of Alternative
Hour 1
- World Party – Way Down Now
- Green Day – Still Breathing
- Stone Temple Pilots – Vasoline
- Talk Talk – It’s My Life
- No Doubt – It’s My Life
- Soul Asylum – Black Gold
- Depeche Mode – Just Can’t Get Enough
- K’s Choice – Not An Addict
- Pearl Jam – Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
- Alphaville – Forever Young
- Goldfinger – Here In Your Bedroom
- Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats – S.O.B.
- The Cure – In Between Days
Hour 2
- Gnarls Barkley – Crazy
- Flesh For Lulu – I Go Crazy
- Blink 182 – Dammit
- Tom Tom Club – Genius Of Love
- Nine Inch Nails – Only
- Marvelous 3 – Freak Of The Week
- Weezer – Island In The Sun
- Stereo MCs – Connected
- Smashing Pumpkins – Cherub Rock
- Concrete Blonde – Joey
- Beastie Boys – She’s Crafty
- Death Cab For Cutie – Crooked Teeth
- Porno For Pyros – Pets
Hour 3
- Talking Heads – Wild Wild Life
- White Stripes – My Doorbell
- Foo Fighters – This Is A Call
- Devo – Girl U Want
- Garbage – Stupid Girl
- Taking Back Sunday – MakeDamnSure
- The Smiths – How Soon Is Now?
- 311 – I’ll Be Here Awhile
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Love Rollercoaster
- Psychedelic Furs – Heartbreak Beat
- Beck – Girl
- The Posies – Dream All Day
- The Clash – Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Hour 4
- Veruca Salt – Seether
- Velvet Revolver – Fall To Pieces
- Radiohead – Creep
- Dramarama – Anything, Anything
- Muse – Time Is Running Out
- Hole – Malibu
- Crowded House – Don’t Dream It’s Over
- Oasis – Supersonic
- Sublime – April 29, 1992
- New Order – Age Of Consent
- The Strokes – Someday
- Bjork – Army Of Me
Hilarious encounter of ‘Goose vs Woman’
This unsuspecting woman got out of her car, only to be surprised by a mother goose angry that she was too close to her nest. The woman freaked out and ran off as fast as she could, all the while, dropping everything she was carrying and screaming. Geese are scary man! They’re big birds and aren’t afraid of much. I walk the other way when I see a gaggle of geese. I was bit, or nipped, by one as a child! They’re feisty! Beware of the goose!
Mike Tyson repeatedly punched a passenger on a plane
On Wednesday night, Mike Tyson boarded a plane from San Francisco to Florida, and there were plenty of fans on the flight. According to witnesses, Tyson took selfies with two men that requested it then asked to be left alone after one man kept badgering him in his seat. He even threw a water bottle at Mike at one point to get him to respond. The man was drunk and was sitting behind Tyson. After several minutes Tyson turned around and released the beast on the intoxicated man. Tyson walked off the plane shortly after that. The man filed a police report against Tyson.
School banned booked, “It’s OK To Be A Unicorn” for ‘promoting gay lifestyle’
When you see a headline like that you cringe. How does this stuff keep happening? It’s 2022! This time the book “It’s OK To Be A Unicorn” was under fire for ‘promoting a gay lifestyle.’ The children’s book is about a unicorn being the only different one amongst his horse friends. The real message in the book is about self-acceptance. The people that banned the book… didn’t even read it. They assumed the worst, all because of the rainbow on the front. Writer Jason Tharpe is shocked over the controversy. He got the idea for the book after he almost died of brain cancer. He wanted to make sure that he helped kids by spreading a positive message.
Willie Wilson is buying your love with free gas again!
Starting Saturday at 7am everyone’s new best friend Willie Wilson is giving away $1 million dollars in free gas, for the third time! There 16 locations in Chicago and 13 in the suburbs. If you do participate, they only ask that you don’t line up over night. After Willie’s second gas giveaway, he announced that he will be running for mayor.
CHICAGO
- Super Save, 48 E Garfield Blvd
- CITGO 1345 N Pulaski Rd
- Super Save 6659 S Halsted St
- Super Save 11100 S State St
- Mobil 2801 S Pulaski Rd
- Mobil 603 S Independence Blvd
- BP 7600 S South Chicago
- The Roux 7051 S Western Ave
- BP 101 N Western Ave
- Clark 1952 W Garfield Blvd
- Amocco 7201 N Clark St
- Marathon 340 Sacramento Blvd
- Shell 5230 S Western Ave
- Golo 1958 W 47th St
- BP 5201 W Jackson Blvd
- Amocco 4402 W Roosevelt Rd
SUBURBS
- Mobil 1950 Green Bay Rd, Evanston, IL
- Super Save 101 W Madison, Maywood, IL
- BP 667 E Sibley, Dolton, IL
- BP 5149 W 79th St, Burbank, IL
- BP 16701 Oak Park Ave, Tinley Park, IL
- Shell 4804 Butterfield Rd, Hillside, IL
- CITGO 11900 S Marshfield Ave, Calumet Park, IL
- Mobil 5800 E Cermak Rd, Cicero, IL
- Phillips 9340 Irving Park Rd, Schiller Park, IL
- BP 450 S Cicero, University Park, IL
- Shell 5630 St Charles, Berkely, IL
- Shell 6129 W North Ave, Oak Park, IL
- Sav A Stop 300 E North Ave, Northlake, IL
My boyfriend can’t stay off of Craigslist; does he belong to the streets?
Shady behavior normally harbors shady results. This week’s Streets has a boyfriend who is constantly dodging his girlfriend.
Does he belong to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
A wife sent her husband to the store for something that doesn’t even exist!
This wifey thought it would be hilarious to send her husband to the store for something that doesn’t even exist- heated tampons. A lot of guys won’t buy tampons for their lady, so kudos to him off the bat for putting his best effort forward. Hilarity ensues when gets back and he’s NOT amused. How can you not love this woman?!
Some of our popular words that we use every day were actually invented authors!
Did you know that some of the words that we use every day were invented by authors? This will show some of the more common ones. Dr. Seuss and William Shakespeare gave use some. ‘Nerd’ was first seen in a Seuss book about a zoo. Shakespeare combined a lot of words but also made them into verbs too, like “elbow” to “elbowing.”
A college pitcher says “NOT TODAY” to a go-ahead homer and tackles the guy
In a game between Weatherford College and North Central Texas, the pitcher Owen Woodward completely leveled Josh Phillips on the go-ahead homer. There was obviously beef there because Owen was heard yelling obscenities the whole way towards Phillips. Damn! That looked like it hurt!
This brave interviewer asked two hard questions back to back- what do you do and how much do you make?
Hats off to this brave interviewer who asked, ‘what do you do?’ how much do you make?’ and ‘do you like it?’ all in one swoop! A lot of honest people here, but wait until the end for the perfect answer. That woman has it all figured out!
Does watching this video make your mouth water…
You can just taste the sourness watching this poor girl trying to eat sour candy! You know it’s a fire TikTok when someone turns you into a meme. She has three. Does this make your mouth tingle too? Her face will have you laughing the rest of the day. It’s amazing what anticipation and muscle memory will do!
Netflix considers password sharing crackdown after big subscription, stock market losses
Yesterday was a bad day for Netflix. It might get bad for the rest of us, too.
Netflix is considering cracking down on people who share passwords — making it a premium service, among other ideas — after the streaming company said they failed to gain subscribers for the first time in 10 years & ended up taking a 25% hit on their stock price.
Here is an alternative list of things that might have caused their numbers to fall, other than password sharing:
- Competition. Meaning, we now have pay for 143 other streaming services — approximately 😉
- Less programming. That new competition takes back all those those shows that used to be on Netflix.
- The price. As in, a 50% increase in the standard subscription price over that 10 years period. With less show.
You tell me what’s going on. 🤷♂️
Netflix was innovative enough to do a massive shift from mailing DVDs to delivering that same content over the internet. Time to get innovative again?
Whose Karen Is It?
Have you ever considered how problematic walking down the street can be? No? Well, this Karen has.
Where is this Karen from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
You won’t believe the wedding rules this couple has made
Kaytlyn Rosko and her fiancé Tyler went viral when their TikTok video showing off their wedding rules went viral. The video of the couple dancing, with Kaytlyn wearing a towel, with their rules flashing throughout. One rule is “no kids.” Another is no plus ones. They want you to know that there is a dress code and that there will not be any favors. It’s been viewed over 11 million times since they posted it. Being a wedding photographer herself, she’s been to a lot of weddings and knows that it’s her day. The one time she was at a wedding without kids she loved it. A lot of people disagree with these, but maybe we should be more open to some of the ideas.
