Chicago kids are getting free haircuts prior to the new school year thanks to some generous barbers. The national organization, “I Am A Gentlemen” are giving pep talks while also helping getting over 250 young men well-groomed. They want to make sure these boys can worry about school and not how they look!
Michael Jordan’s game jersey from “The Last Dance” is going up for auction!
Michael Jordan’s jersey from “The Last Dance” season is going up for auction next month. Sotheby’s head of streetwear, Brahm Wachter said, “finals jerseys from Jordan… they just don’t come around.” They’re expecting it to go for $3 million to $5 million. Jordan wore this soon-to-be-sold jersey June 3, 1998. Named “Invictus Part 1,” the auction will be open for bidding from Sept. 6 to 14 on Sothebys.com.
https://nypost.com/2022/08/10/michael-jordan-jersey-from-the-last-dance-heads-to-auction/
WHOA! Tommy Lee posted something SCANDALOUS!
Instagram took it down, we have it “edited” 😉
Drug suspect caught in act assured cops that, like weed, meth is now legal too!
Enzo Zabala-Cardozo, 31 of Florida was caught in the act of smoking meth by police. When the cops asked him what he was doing, he said “Meth is legal.” Sure it is. He did not offer details as to when the highly addictive drug had been legalized. He couldn’t, because it hasn’t. Zabala-Cardozo’s priors includes multiple convictions for narcotics possession, as well as convictions for disorderly conduct, obstruction, and assault. Check out his mugshot below!
Bring your house, and share your spouse! There’s a new trailer park in Louisiana!
If the house is rockin’, come knockin’! There’s a trailer park opening in Louisiana that encourages swinging. It’s called Tee Boi’s Swinger Trailer Park and creator David Aucoin says, “Live free and don’t be scared of it. There’s a big community of it.” Get on the list now, opening day is set for Memorial Day weekend of 2022!
Am I The Jerk: He’s doesn’t want to shell out the cash for this…
Is he the jerk? Does David in Lisle need to pay for his son’s school?
Am I a jerk for not paying or helping to pay for my sons college education? Nobody paid for mine and the hard lessons, struggles I learned along the way are why I am no the person I am today. I think a little struggle is good for kids, does that make me a jerk? My wife and son sure thinks so 
David in Lisle
Do They Belong To The Streets? Is someone bread-crumbing at her house?!
She found a suspicious fingernail that leads her to believe that he belongs to the streets- does he?!
I get home last night and find this on my back patio. Let me just say this is the second time I found random female fingernails laying around my house. My boyfriend soon to be ex says he has no idea how it got here. It looks to me like his side piece is purposely leaving breadcrumbs behind. Does he belong to the streets?
The 2022 Riot Fest After Shows are here!
The chaos that Riot Fest brings isn’t merely beholden to Douglass Park. Riot Fest have once again partnered with Chicago’s best venues to spread their chaos throughout the city.
Every show goes on-sale Thursday, August 11 at 10:00AM. More ticket information can be found here.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
Alkaline Trio
Metro
Doors: 10:00 P.M. CDT // 18+
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
Anberlin
Reggies
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Obscura Burlesque Show
Produced by SioBast and Dannie Diesel
Empty Bottle
Doors: 11 PM // 21+
The Maine
Bottom Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
PVRIS
Performing White Noise and All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell
Cobra Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Sunny Day Real Estate
w/ The Appleseed Cast
Metro
Doors: 10 PM // 18+
Action Bronson
Concord Music Hall
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
The Get Up Kids w/ Sparta
Chop Shop
Doors: 10 PM // 18+
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
Thursday
Performing Full Collapse
w/ Anthony Green
Reggies
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Bully
Empty Bottle
Doors: 10 PM // 21+
Alexisonfire
w/ War on Women
Bottom Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Jawbox
w/ Bird Hands
Cobra Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Jimmy Eat World
w/ Charity Bliss
Metro
Doors: 10 PM // 18+
The Academy Is…
w/ Midtown and Jon Walker
Concord Music Hall
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
Jeff Rosenstock
w/ Small Crush
Bottom Lounge
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
FEAR
Reggies
Doors: 10 PM // 17+
Let us know on Facebook where we’ll be seeing you!
5 tricks to be the most attractive person in the room
This TikToker has 5 tips for being the most attractive person in the room. She’s a “holistic life coach.”
- Use your hands when you talk – it makes you seem confident and more engaging
- Walk around with wet hair – we tend to think people are hotter when their hair is wet?
- Speak slowly – take lots of pauses when you talk. Taking your time makes you seem relaxed.
- Smile like you mean it, and have warm body language – when you’re genuinely having a good time, people are attracted to that.
- Have “sensual energy” – let that sensual energy flow
The 6 greatest seconds in high school football history
This magic moment at a high school football game happened, not on the filed, but off. Just like this guys pants. Somehow, a man on the sideline, got bumped, and his pants came smooth off as he fell to the ground. He will be wearing a belt to the next game, you can count on that!
After an hour long car chase a suspect surrenders to… no one?
A man was in car chase with police in LA for an hour last week. They called it off for the safety of the people when the suspect in the white Kia started headed toward more roads with stoplights instead of just freeways. The suspect though, didn’t realize they had stopped chasing him. He couldn’t take the heat anymore and got out of his car in a grocery store parking lot thinking they were still after him… they weren’t. He got on the ground, looked around and no one was there!
Did this Little Leaguer just prove that children are too soft nowadays?
With a trip to Williamsport on the line, Kaiden Shelton of Pearland, Texas worked the inside of the plate with some high heat because Isaiah Jarvis of Tulsa, Oklahoma wanted to crowd the plate. By no means did Shelton mean to nail Jarvis with some chin music, but Shelton’s fastball connected with his opponent’s helmet. It’s never okay to aim at someone’s head, but it’s obvious watching the footage that Shelton wasn’t going for the jugular. His fastball just got away from him.
What happened after the pitch, however, is suspect. Did these two kids act appropriate in the aftermath of this incident, given the stakes of the game?
Maybe I’m off base, but I don’t see any reason why we need to be hugging in the middle of a championship game. Save that for after the final out.
Has sportsmanship gone too far? The conversation lives on Facebook!
This week is the 18th anniversary of the “Poo Poo Bus”
In August 2004, the Dave Matthews tour bus dropped 800 pounds of poop onto 120 people on a tour boat. A Chicago Tribune reporter just happened to be one of the unfortunate souls that was on the boat when the tour bus had an accident off of the Kinzie Street Bridge and described the incident as “foul liquid substance” and “horrific.” Now, it’s 18 years later and we will NEVER let it go. #neverforget
Relationship Court: This car fight is driving her insane!
A crew member doesn’t think her husband should drive “the new car”…
Ahoy Brian, Ali and Justin I have a relationship issue that I bet you’ve never heard before. My husband and I are fighting over who should drive the new car. My husband totaled his car last month so we needed to buy him a new one. It was a better deal for us to buy a new car rather than pay for the outlandish up charges on used cars. I don’t think it’s fair that he gets to drive a brand new car and I’m stuck with the old POS. Unfortunately we can’t afford two new cars so now we’re fighting on who gets to drive the new nice one. I think since he was at fault for totaling his last car and it cost us our entire savings that I should be the one to drive it. I am clearly the better driver. If he’s going to wreck cars isn’t it better he wrecks the cheaper of the vehicles? Why does he get rewarded for being a bad driver? I know this sounds like a stupid first world problem but it has started WW3 in my house. What do you guys feel is fair? I’m excited to hear what you guys have to say! I love the show and listen everyday in my crappy car.
Minor league team holds “Elaine Dance Contest”
Two decades have passed since Seinfeld was on the air, but who could forget Elaine’s sick dance moves? The Brooklyn Cyclones, the High-A affiliate of the New York Mets held “Seinfeld Night” and many ladies came out to compete and show off their best Elaine impression. There was also a low talker contest and a candy bar line-up. Please tell me this woman below won!
The Chicago Cubs Filed of Dreams game jerseys are here!
The Cubs will wear a cream color jersey to play in the Field of Dreams game in Dyersville, Iowa this Thursday. This is the same site where the movie Field of Dreams was filmed in 1989. The Cubs jerseys look similar to the ones from the 1920’s and the hats from the 1910’s! Have a look for yourself below!
A traffic reporter added in 15 Beyoncé references into a segment
A traffic reporter in Philadelphia, Sheila Watko, was able to squeeze in 15 Beyoncé references in her traffic segment. It was so good that even Yonce’s mom, Tina, responded to it on Instagram! Go Sheila!
This is why they can’t do family videos- if you laugh you go to hell
If you laugh, you go to hell. They were all just trying to have a nice day at the pool…
A party bus hit 13 cars on Saturday
On Saturday, a party bus hit 13 cars when it was driving erratically down Broadway. The bus turned on Addison and eventually was apprehended near Lake Shore Drive. One woman watched as her parked Jeep got it’s mirror ripped off and then another get turned over on it’s side. The driver was charged with reckless driving, failing to reduce speed, leaving the scene of a crime, and disregarding traffic control.
This Bradley Cooper look-a-like is wanted…
Last month in Georgia, a man that is the spitting image of Bradley Cooper stole some goods from Home Depot. The police put on their Facebook page last week, that they’re looking for him and people noticed right away the resemblance to Cooper. The man stole over $600 worth of stuff, here he is caught on security cams! He might have a little more gut than the actor, but it’s pretty dang close!
Photo: USA Today, Dan MacMedan
